Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Real Poison > fleet will be forming 5 mnutes ago, so everyone travel back in time and get in fleet
Brock Nelson > im curious as to how an erebus can dock
Brock Nelson > ccp is getting ready to fuck us up when the time has come
Brock Nelson > operation docked erebus will rain fire down on the federation
Thoraemond > From <i>within </i>the stations!
Brock Nelson > scientist find that 234 erebus is enough to move the station
Brock Nelson > that's no moon...
Thoraemond > The call is coming... from <i>inside </i>the station!
Brock Nelson > that's a docked erebus!
Brock Nelson > ccp is getting ready to fuck us up when the time has come
Brock Nelson > operation docked erebus will rain fire down on the federation
Thoraemond > From <i>within </i>the stations!
Brock Nelson > scientist find that 234 erebus is enough to move the station
Brock Nelson > that's no moon...
Thoraemond > The call is coming... from <i>inside </i>the station!
Brock Nelson > that's a docked erebus!
Solstice Project > so where's that dick.
Verb Object > right above deez nuts
Verb Object > right above deez nuts
Nytoxias' Hot Alt > Zircon sweetie, you know I'm a guy in real life, right? <3
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
Zircon Kadarian > right
Tallon Maas > O.o
Kakrenor > meh nobodys perfect
Brock Nelson > im so fucking bored that im watching twilight
Brock Nelson > that's how bored i am
Myopic Thyne > I pity you brock
Selene D'Celeste > Pity is too good for you
Myopic Thyne > I pity me too, because if I'm a brock alt, I'm being forced to watch twilight against my will.
Brock Nelson > that's how bored i am
Myopic Thyne > I pity you brock
Selene D'Celeste > Pity is too good for you
Myopic Thyne > I pity me too, because if I'm a brock alt, I'm being forced to watch twilight against my will.
<@wizzard66> i cannot see a mega in the naga, its more of a dual anal probe
<@wizzard66> not that i know how those look
<@wizzard66> not that i know how those look
Screaming Blade > Hey Lusinara msg me when you return
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Lusinara > im here
Screaming Blade > i wanted to ask you about somthings reguarding lastnight :)
Lusinara > kk
Lusinara > I checked, the condom did not break
Lusinara > you're good
Screaming Blade > Hell yeah!
Lusinara > however... you may have oral herpes now
Screaming Blade > .... But i wont be pregnant? Im fine then.
Valhala King > what is the status of ftc?
jih chop > FTC is staying
jih chop > fighting
jih chop > will hold that sov till our dying breath
jih chop > if someone wants that space, they'll have to pry it out of our frozen copses buttcracks
jih chop > FTC is staying
jih chop > fighting
jih chop > will hold that sov till our dying breath
jih chop > if someone wants that space, they'll have to pry it out of our frozen copses buttcracks