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* Esurnir ask himself if there is any link between kinran and kieron
*Esurnir his wife perhaps
AeolusWind > Nope Esurnir
Kinran > no... I am Kinran....
Kinran > do you wish to be a member of my fan club
AeolusWind > my fan club is cooler
AeolusWind > hermann is in it
[HermanLivesInABucket] AEOLUSWIND! it is me (herman)
[Feyrhel] wow its herman.
[Aadahn] no it isn't
[HermanLivesInABucket] THIS IS REALLY HERMAN TRUSTUS ME
[AeolusWind] Herman! I trust you are safe?
[HermanLivesInABucket] yes i gots some good ships now for blasting PIRAETS!
[AeolusWind] I'm glad to hear it herman, can never be too sure about those pirates
[HermanLivesInABucket] IT ES GETTING TOO BIG! i haves to keep it in spaec vaults now or maybe bury it on some omoons BUT I CANT LAND ON ANYTHING i need moer better ships for herman
[AeolusWind] herman: have you treasure chests (considered giant secure cans) for your treasure?
[Aadahn] i think herman is insane... I like that in a person
[HermanLivesInABucket] no i must get some of this secure can. herman keeps lal the treasures in a wallet i think WOH KNOWS!
Termanator > Step out of the Frighter with your hands in the air and no one will get hurt !!!!!
<GFLTorque> Eve needs a Chuck Norris module....
<BaronVonVirtu> I agree
...
<GFLTorque> imagine the possibilities... wtf... I dont have the Grid for Chuck Norris ?
<GFLTorque> ... or anyone got a named Chuck Norris lying around ?
Tippsy Lord > I'm arranging something that has never been done before, I hope it works, but you are gonna wish it don't
Tippsy Lord > who said I was gonna bring anything to geather?
Shadow2004 > well thats what it sounds like
Tippsy Lord > all I said was I'm doing somethig that has never been done
Shadow2004 > what make ur self disapear up ur own ass cos id like to see that :)
Tippsy Lord > well, just a warning, I owe you one seeing as you gave us one
Tippsy Lord > that something big might be coming your way
Shadow2004 > i hope its not a 12" dildo cos thall freak me out totaly
Tippsy Lord > lol, damn, he figured it out
Tippsy Lord > well not quite it is a T2 dildo
Shadow2004 > noooooooooooooooo
Tippsy Lord > double ended
Shadow2004 > owww kinky
Yazzen > FUCK
Yazzen > !!!
Destiny Defined > lol boohoo yazzy
Yazzen > im in big shit
Yazzen > gf's mum has found logs of our convos.. :S and is having a reallllll big fuss over all the dirty talk n sex on it lol
Destiny Defined > ..
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > LOLOLOL
Destiny Defined > LOL
Destiny Defined > sorry.... LOL
Yazzen > yea its almost as bad as being caught in the act looool
Gorack > Atandros likes hairy women in g-strings
Atandros > No, I -AM- one. A perhaps subtle, but important difference.
Atandros > Although that depends on your definition of woman, but I think I would fit into most (if you will excuse the rather crass pun).
* Atandros jiggles his breasts.
Lomong > So Atandros is a narcissist? What else is new?
Lallara Zhuul > oh gawd, somehow I feel lucky that I never visit la maison
Atandros > Oh /honey/.
* Lallara Zhuul screams and hides under the bed.
Dust Angel > This is why i never go to la maison
Agent2 Holtze > pilgrim 4tw
babylonstew > except its got crappy cap :)
Agent2 Holtze > erhm
Agent2 Holtze > =) if only i could nos while warping
babylonstew > lol
inflamer > :))
knyt > you can always wank while warping
Agent2 Holtze > hehe, it doesn't get me warping longer
Toon33 > you get friction burn from the warp tunnel
Agent2 Holtze > lol
Bunt Caboon > hey svarra
Bunt Caboon > so what up svarra?
Bunt Caboon > how is it going?
Bunt Caboon > enjoyiny the game so far?
Svarra > yeah, loving it so far
Svarra > it's a little too addictive :)
Bunt Caboon > how come you chose suck a new corp to join?
Bunt Caboon > ^such
Bunt Caboon > did the ceo offer you as much gold as you could eat
Bunt Caboon > house by the forum
Svarra > the corp i'm in' has two blokes in at apart from me, and they never seem to be on at the same time :D
Chekin > My god, that screams ALT to me
El'rac > so.. you liked ytour chances at promotion?
El'rac > or you needed a break from your other persona perhaps?
Svarra > heh, i only joined it so he could help me escape a griefer who'd i'd riled
Bunt Caboon > in the 5 days you had been playing
Bunt Caboon > good lad
Chekin > his name wasn;t Bunt was it?
Svarra > yeah, nice feller, called cypherous, loomed out the gloom and slowly smashed up the probe i was driving
Chekin > Slowly? Must have been n a probe himself
El'rac > so what drew you to RNAL?
Svarra > no, he seemed to enjoy holding me so I couldn;y escape and setting his rubbish combat drones on me
Svarra > the advertising, laid back mature gamers, sounds good
Bunt Caboon > did you enjoy it too?
El'rac > did someone advertise recently? I didnt
Svarra > I enjoyed baiting him over the chat channel whilst he was doing it :D
Bunt Caboon > we aren't gay you know
Bunt Caboon > well, not all of us
Svarra > well, 58 in the guild, what is it 1 in 20 homosexual, law of averages and all that ;)
Chekin > Ao if you brought a friend in that'd bring us up to quota?
Svarra > you seem to be well above the quota at the moment from what i've seen
Chekin > yeah, we have well over 19 heteros per 20 here
Svarra > i smell testosterone, or is it bullshit?
El'rac > (smells a rat)
Chekin > And I smell bullshit, but not from here. So we must have the testosterone, you must have the bullshit.
Bunt Caboon > anyway, shut up svarra, where was my corp when i was getting twatted
El'rac > And thats the end of the lightning round
Svarra > i was having my olfactory senses bombarded, anyone else?
Chekin > wash then
Bunt Caboon > 4% hull and still wandered away
Valantis > carp didnt see local blinking
Valantis > crap even
Chekin > my trout didn;t see local blinking either
Katrynna Zain > lol
Valantis > lol
Bunt Caboon > shall we kick svarra or keep insulting him?
Bunt Caboon > is this corp or rnal???
Valantis > kick him reading his bullshit is getting me shot
Bunt Caboon > same here
Edgar Druin > rnal
Edgar Druin > corp's the other one
Chekin > D'Oh!
Bunt Caboon > bugger
Edgar Druin > who, though. that's always the question
Chekin > /emote sings "you gotta go now..."
El'rac > hey hey.... goodbye
El'rac > nah nah nah.. nah nah nah
Edgar Druin > aw
Katrynna Zain > lol
Bunt Caboon > i didn't even kick him
Chekin > love it
El'rac > and thats how you handle alts
Bunt Caboon > he just buggered fight off
<Kurenin> I killed flatliner ;[
<Sham> Flatliner once shot me
<Sham> because I stole his corpse
<Sham> He was very protective of his corpses
<Sham> :|
<Kurenin> we were mining
<Kurenin> and hes like
<Kurenin> kurenin shoot me
<Kurenin> and my pc bluescreened
<Kurenin> came back and hes dead :O
<Sham> LOL
<Sham> haha
<Sham> worst case of friendly fire, ever
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