<@HellGremlin> If I own cats, I'll own like, 15, and say I'm one of those charity animal people
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.
<@HellGremlin> So I get all the pussy.
<@HellGremlin> IN BOTH MEANINGS
<GAC> and fleas
<@HellGremlin> IF U KNOW WAT I MEANIN
<@HellGremlin> No I'll de-flea them
<GAC> you'd need a sheep dip for 15
<@HellGremlin> And de-any-other-body-part-that-pisses-me-off
<@HellGremlin> Cats are pretty fickle
<@HellGremlin> Gotta trim them to make them workable
<@HellGremlin> Males? goodbye testicles
<@HellGremlin> sorry guys but you pee everywhere with em
<@HellGremlin> All genders? goodbye claws
<@HellGremlin> My furniture > you as far as value is concerned
<@HellGremlin> Act like a dick?
<@HellGremlin> I'll just fucking punch you
<@HellGremlin> I have no problems punching a cat.