Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle