Aracturus > "I'm Edgar Vautrine. You don't want the best, You want cheap. And I got cheap."
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter
Andreus Ixiris highfives Aracturus
Aracturus > o/o
Andreus Ixiris > I loved the idea of discount spells
Andreus Ixiris > "Ere mate"
Andreus Ixiris > "I got this gorgeous Fireball spell 'ere"
Andreus Ixiris > "Yoo want it, yeh?"
Aracturus > How much'sit cost?
Andreus Ixiris > And then you get it home and and it turns out that it's actually just summon gasoline elemental duct-taped to a lighter