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Jason Dailey > so, who wants to know how bacon is made?
Operater3 > o/
Meldorn Vaash > ME!!!!
Jason Dailey > the process starts when winged fairies bring the bellies of pigs to the factory in 18 wheel trucks
Jason Dailey > the large horned beasts called "forklifts" move the bellies into the factories
Jason Dailey > from there magical gnomes move the bellies through machines
Jason Dailey > these gnomes are called "mexicans"
Jason Dailey > the first machine tumbles the bellies to relax them, it looks like a giant dryer (no shit, some are still frozen, big dryer looking thing)
Jason Dailey > Then a thousand needles stab the meat, infusing it with flavors, secret flavors
Jason Dailey > it is said that anyone who talks about the flavors will be attacked by dangerous wizards called "lawyers"
Jason Dailey > ok, anyway, they spray them with liquid smoke, run them through a tunnel of some kind that hits them with actual smoke
Jason Dailey > then its into a freezer
Jason Dailey > They get pressed and cut, to a uniform size
Jason Dailey > then run through a big slicer, and packaged
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