<Warmonger> Okay Ke$ha comes in the room, shes naked
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse
<Warmonger> she says fuck me
<Warmonger> but you realize your alliance needs you in your super capital
<Warmonger> what do you do?
<LobbyZ> kesha is ugly, i'd dump her over a scap
<Dreadnought> lol
<Warmonger> Okay so lobbyz would fight in his alliance
<@cougem> you put your laptop on her back
<@cougem> and hope that her buttocks have enough texture for your laser mouse