<@Tremek_> Goddamnit.
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh
<@Tremek_> I need a topic for a presentation in my environmental resources class.
<@shade> Tremek_: "Bears: America's Greatest Threat?"
<@Tremek_> That would be awesome.
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: "Oil: Let's Just Make More!"
<@Tremek_> I don't think I could get away with that.
<@Tremek_> CanSpice: considering how granola the teacher is
<@Tremek_> that would be hilarious. :P
<@CanSpice> instant fail?
<@Tremek_> Nah
<@Tremek_> She would probably give me credit
<@Tremek_> I have like 98% in the class
<@Barwinator> "Give me a nuke plant"
<@shade> Tremek_: "Carbon Dioxide, Our New Best Friend!"
<@CanSpice> continuing the Colbert theme, you could do "Global Warming: Huge Myth or The Hugest Myth?"
<@Tremek_> Haha
<@shade> or you could always go for the popular standby, a screed on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide
<@Milnoch|Work> Tremek: "Ethanol; America's New Way to Subsidize the Farmers
<@Barwinator> "A Healthy Ocean: Do those Salmon really benefit us?"
<@CanSpice> "Clean Air: Who The Fuck Cares?"
<@ToAsT> rofl
<@CanSpice> "Paving Our Way To Prosperity (funded by GM)"
<@Tremek_> Carcinogens: Character Builder or Just Plain Fun?
<@TinyTony|work> have you guys been to Epcot?
<@Tremek_> I'm going to fuck this up :(
<@Barwinator> yep
<@TinyTony|work> There's a "ride" there that's basically exactly that
<@TinyTony|work> it's all about energy and it's by Exxon
<@ToAsT> PMS: cause woman deserve it <--Guaranteed pass
<@CanSpice> Tremek_: can't you be a contientious objector on the grounds that you don't want to harm the environment by wasting paper to print the essay on?
<@shade> Tremek_: "Yucca Mountain: Because Nevada ought to be useful for something"
<@Barwinator> lol
<@Milnoch|Work> nice
<@Tremek_> shade: Oh you better believe it. :P
<@CanSpice> "...besides gambling and whoring."
<@Tremek_> I'm going to intentionally take a confrontational slant on this ;)
<@Milnoch|Work> "Global Warming: Who doesn't want to see women in short skirts and bikinis"
<@Tremek_> Nuclear Waste: Mo' Betta!
<@Tremek_> I'm going to call that my working title.
<@Tremek_> Heh