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Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
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