Dashi > anyone know where those imp are now?
Hellcore > probably gone home to work out how to cram more ecm and wcs on their ships
Hellcore > probably gone home to work out how to cram more ecm and wcs on their ships
Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Ferso Las > What is Agression Countdown?
Aniara Sweet > logoff-cheat protection...
Ferso Las > so you cant logoff while that is active?
Duby > i loged of while the countdown was still going
Duby > in station
Aniara Sweet > you can... but your ship will hang in space...
Glacier > you can....but your ships' still there and you can still get shot
Duby > lol
Ferso Las > hehe..Im inside a station..think Ill chance it
Aniara Sweet > logoff-cheat protection...
Ferso Las > so you cant logoff while that is active?
Duby > i loged of while the countdown was still going
Duby > in station
Aniara Sweet > you can... but your ship will hang in space...
Glacier > you can....but your ships' still there and you can still get shot
Duby > lol
Ferso Las > hehe..Im inside a station..think Ill chance it
Jimmy Jazz > not sure what the longest
weve kept someone here for is
Jimmy Jazz > getting in is easy enough its
getting out again :)
JLobes > lol
JLobes > its like a roach motel.
weve kept someone here for is
Jimmy Jazz > getting in is easy enough its
getting out again :)
JLobes > lol
JLobes > its like a roach motel.
Farzaga > I just got back to the game after being gone for a couple days because my ex-dog chewed through my internet cable outside :(
Hellspawn01 > hahaha
Hellspawn01 > have you ever heard of omgrawr?
Ratzap > *sigh* You see Far, HS has this strange fetish
Keto > more than 1 I think :)
Hellspawn01 > hahaha
Hellspawn01 > have you ever heard of omgrawr?
Ratzap > *sigh* You see Far, HS has this strange fetish
Keto > more than 1 I think :)
Snooopy > Can anyone tell me the name of the recruitment channel?
Snooopy > durrr
Hellspawn01 > .....
Snooopy > nvm haha
Carzaro Merious > Doh
Snooopy > durrr
Hellspawn01 > .....
Snooopy > nvm haha
Carzaro Merious > Doh
Crystal Echoes > i have a frig i don't mind getting killed
Lorde Falcao > sure
Crystal Echoes > where you want me?
Crystal Echoes > <-- this person is expendable
Sleyha > my house
jonus Rath > lol
Crystal Echoes > bad sleyha bad
Sleyha > ;)
Lorde Falcao > sure
Crystal Echoes > where you want me?
Crystal Echoes > <-- this person is expendable
Sleyha > my house
jonus Rath > lol
Crystal Echoes > bad sleyha bad
Sleyha > ;)
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I got that mission again
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
EVE System > Channel changed to Ardar Local Channel
Bludbath > 5 ships massed in Ardar
ghanimede > that's not a mass it's just a puddle:)
Bludbath > 5 ships massed in Ardar
ghanimede > that's not a mass it's just a puddle:)
Reiisha > ok, is it wrong if i want to have sex with my brutix?