Apple Boy > So i heard of this ugly fuck named star
in all the lands no ugly on par
this fucking guy eats so much dick
you'd best hide your junk real quick
Apple Boy > then behind him theres a faggot named ken
i heard that he gets trolled easy
kinda like the corps mother hen
but on new years he gets down n sleazy
Apple Boy > so as for my application to the corp
i'm the most amazing bucket of cream
i promise i wont fly a scorp
being my corpmate is a dream!
Apple Boy > -♪♫ fuck YYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Apple Boy > I love the applications we get
mooreon > nice 3rd grade rhymes
mooreon > :P jk
Apple Boy > not my app, I don't care
mooreon > lol what app is it
Apple Boy > just the fact that we get apps that aren't "here's my api key, talked to so and so, thanks"
Onyxalia La'fiette > winning
Apple Boy > corporation application
in all the lands no ugly on par
this fucking guy eats so much dick
you'd best hide your junk real quick
Apple Boy > then behind him theres a faggot named ken
i heard that he gets trolled easy
kinda like the corps mother hen
but on new years he gets down n sleazy
Apple Boy > so as for my application to the corp
i'm the most amazing bucket of cream
i promise i wont fly a scorp
being my corpmate is a dream!
Apple Boy > -♪♫ fuck YYEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Apple Boy > I love the applications we get
mooreon > nice 3rd grade rhymes
mooreon > :P jk
Apple Boy > not my app, I don't care
mooreon > lol what app is it
Apple Boy > just the fact that we get apps that aren't "here's my api key, talked to so and so, thanks"
Onyxalia La'fiette > winning
Apple Boy > corporation application
Destru Kaneda > ships are built to explode
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
Amymuffmuff > yup
Onyxalia La'fiette > especially minmatar ones
Onyxalia La'fiette > half the works already done for you
Onyxalia La'fiette > <-- still flies minnie ships
Perseus Ba'al > with a spare tub of bondo
Onyxalia La'fiette > and extra duct tape
Destru Kaneda > minmatar bestmatar
Destru Kaneda > V3 has me slightly concerned though
Destru Kaneda > nado and nubship look too shiny
Onyxalia La'fiette > its those extra bits of wingy things and spare parts hanging off the hull that makes it that much more exciting
Destru Kaneda > ^ this
Method0420 > cuts down on weight. increasing ship agility and velocity
Onyxalia La'fiette > and the fact that it can fire such large projectiles at the speeds it does without falling apart in the first place that keep it holding a special place in my hangar
Destru Kaneda > I hear that large projectile turrets shoot medium projectile turrets
Onyxalia La'fiette > no no they fire buses
Onyxalia La'fiette > filled with children and sick puppies while on fire
Perseus Ba'al > yes, mediums fire volkswagens
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed =]
Perseus Ba'al > filled with hippies
Onyxalia La'fiette > beat me to the line :o
Perseus Ba'al > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love flying minmatar
Onyxalia La'fiette > they need to fix the nag =|
Onyxalia La'fiette > make it not so squishy
Onyxalia La'fiette > and make it so all the carriers and supers look like the hel
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote loves on my niddy
Method0420 > i will say, the Hel is the meanest looking super
Onyxalia La'fiette > i love it
Onyxalia La'fiette > and if it ever dies, doubles as used roofing
Method0420 > lol
Method0420 > like the top of an old rusty tin barn
Onyxalia La'fiette > indeed....aaaah memories
ssarkelias_anophius: roommates cooking weed pancakes
Onyxalia La'fiette > thankfully alex is a good sport about abuse
Onyxalia La'fiette > <3
AlexieStukov > wouldent be any fun if i werent.
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope it would be very one sided
Onyxalia La'fiette > and thats only fun for me
AlexieStukov > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > im glad you can benefit from my abuse as much as me
Onyxalia La'fiette > <3
AlexieStukov > ive goten use to your abuse.
Onyxalia La'fiette > its like riding a bike
Onyxalia La'fiette > even when you been gone a long time, im still gonna shove you off the fucker point and laugh and run away, and youre gonna be happy about it
Onyxalia La'fiette > <3
AlexieStukov > wouldent be any fun if i werent.
Onyxalia La'fiette > nope it would be very one sided
Onyxalia La'fiette > and thats only fun for me
AlexieStukov > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > im glad you can benefit from my abuse as much as me
Onyxalia La'fiette > <3
AlexieStukov > ive goten use to your abuse.
Onyxalia La'fiette > its like riding a bike
Onyxalia La'fiette > even when you been gone a long time, im still gonna shove you off the fucker point and laugh and run away, and youre gonna be happy about it
Gotk > do you think my mate would be pissed if i popped his mackinaw for short changing me? :P
Korinne > just heard rodney king died today
Hathrul > was he in the mack?
Korinne > just heard rodney king died today
Hathrul > was he in the mack?
Mini Freight > u.... like ever have to fart....
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
Mini Freight > and
Mini Freight > u don't wanna?
Mini Freight > cause u think it might be wet?
dajoker99 > lol...go over the toilet
Mini Freight > but im playing eve!
dajoker99 > so get a laptop
jih chop > I got ganked by SANDMAN corp
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
jih chop > they neutralized my eyelids!
Black Cyrus > i might train my lttle bro to salvage for me and ill take him to the beacj n get him ice cream init
Black Cyrus > hahahaha
Ven Phenom > LOL
Ven Phenom > *salvage salvage salvage*
Black Cyrus > hahahaha
Ven Phenom > LOL
Ven Phenom > *salvage salvage salvage*
Khadhir Hashul > This place sure has a lot of Minmatar.
Khadhir Hashul > Oh, wait. It's a Minmatar system.
Nicola Boloskarl > Minmatar system is best system
Walter Whyte > They're like collectors items, pretty soon they're going to be pretty rare
Khadhir Hashul > Oh, wait. It's a Minmatar system.
Nicola Boloskarl > Minmatar system is best system
Walter Whyte > They're like collectors items, pretty soon they're going to be pretty rare
BeanBagKing > When I was in the army they told me to go get the rape kit one time, boy was I embarassed when I realized what they ment after coming back with the duck tape and shovel....