Azia Burgi > hey duran!
Durandal Strauss > yo=ha!
Durandal Strauss > dont tell me your STILL on here?
Azia Burgi > i left and went to work for 4 hours
Azia Burgi > and i've had a bath
Durandal Strauss > 4h of mining? gah!
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > i wish
Azia Burgi > 4hours of constant order taking
Azia Burgi > i logged into my phone at 17:30, had a queue of 20 ish until 2100
Durandal Strauss > thats why I love my job. the only bits of customer we get I get to slice into little bits with sharp blades.
Durandal Strauss > yo=ha!
Durandal Strauss > dont tell me your STILL on here?
Azia Burgi > i left and went to work for 4 hours
Azia Burgi > and i've had a bath
Durandal Strauss > 4h of mining? gah!
Azia Burgi > lol
Azia Burgi > i wish
Azia Burgi > 4hours of constant order taking
Azia Burgi > i logged into my phone at 17:30, had a queue of 20 ish until 2100
Durandal Strauss > thats why I love my job. the only bits of customer we get I get to slice into little bits with sharp blades.
mirel yirrin > For the Record: Masturbating with a Screwdriver is VERY VERY Painful.
<DrunkWookie> DJTal_Monkey somat like ....girl "i like u wanna go out for a drink with me?" boy "can u cast seventh level ice storm, kill a dwarf and forge a sword?" girl "erm no" boy "my quest for the perfect women continues"
Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Taunnhauser > Korith you the CEO of your Corp?
Korith Eisel > yes, no, sort of
Korith Eisel > *shifty eyes* why , whos lookin for him?
Taunnhauser > well not the Lone Range or Tonto, so your safe :)
Korith Eisel > heh the lone ranger is my friend, Tonto on the other hand,,,, there was this buisness with his sister a long time ago,,, *scratches his head sheepishly*
Taunnhauser > <looks astonished> You messed around with Tontos sisters sheep? <gasp>
snurregrekk > business? lol
snurregrekk > u mean.. like u paid afterwards? :D
Korith Eisel > no,,, well not like youd think
snurregrekk > right
Korith Eisel > *sigh*
Korith Eisel > yes, no, sort of
Korith Eisel > *shifty eyes* why , whos lookin for him?
Taunnhauser > well not the Lone Range or Tonto, so your safe :)
Korith Eisel > heh the lone ranger is my friend, Tonto on the other hand,,,, there was this buisness with his sister a long time ago,,, *scratches his head sheepishly*
Taunnhauser > <looks astonished> You messed around with Tontos sisters sheep? <gasp>
snurregrekk > business? lol
snurregrekk > u mean.. like u paid afterwards? :D
Korith Eisel > no,,, well not like youd think
snurregrekk > right
Korith Eisel > *sigh*
GhostStarWolf > the side affect causes weight loss, building of lean muscle mass, (arms and legs) build up of bone density, and sexual prowness (like I need the latter)
Mac Knife > hahaa
GhostStarWolf > after all it's pure testosterone
Mac Knife > what did i just walk into
GhostStarWolf > hey Mac
GhostStarWolf > lol
Mac Knife > you need all the help you can get in bed mate ^^
GhostStarWolf > never know with this group bud.
Mac Knife > hahaa
GhostStarWolf > after all it's pure testosterone
Mac Knife > what did i just walk into
GhostStarWolf > hey Mac
GhostStarWolf > lol
Mac Knife > you need all the help you can get in bed mate ^^
GhostStarWolf > never know with this group bud.
Viper ShizzIe > I scammed some isk farmer fuck
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Lexa Starsong > English only please
Lexa Starsong > нгличане только здесь нравятся
Lexa Starsong > нгличане только здесь нравятся
Ashar KorAzor > I think the real reason I have not joined SF is because, judging by the omgrawr quotes you lot generate
Tareen Kashaar > haha
Ashar KorAzor > I would turn your corpchat into some sort of critical mass
Ashar KorAzor > and disable the whole war machine by putting the alliance into stitches
Tareen Kashaar > haha
Ashar KorAzor > I would turn your corpchat into some sort of critical mass
Ashar KorAzor > and disable the whole war machine by putting the alliance into stitches
SpiritOne > they wanted an FC, i see n opertunity to complety destroy an alliances capital fleet with 90% of there pilots having no hope of affordign another... :D