<ace234> sometimes i feel remorse, i just killed a navitas with an abaddon
<DrunkWookie> DJTal_Monkey somat like ....girl "i like u wanna go out for a drink with me?" boy "can u cast seventh level ice storm, kill a dwarf and forge a sword?" girl "erm no" boy "my quest for the perfect women continues"
Kamikaze Hoe > Would anyone like a hand job in private chat? for 2 million isk to buy a new ship XXX
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
Princess Radders > no no no
Nargush Mandible > Wow, how do ye do that in text!?
Kamikaze Hoe > You just type
Kamikaze Hoe > KEYBOARD
Princess Radders > ill do it over web cam for 1 million isk
Kamikaze Hoe > I'm better at playing with myself than you
Kamikaze Hoe > Uuuuh
Princess Radders > sush
Princess Radders > 4 million isk for some girl on girl
Kamikaze Hoe > I look like Kirsten Dunst
Nargush Mandible > Wow, this IS a new level to Eve.
Kamikaze Hoe > Virtual hand jobs are cool
<Virtuozzo> right
<Virtuozzo> off to bed
<Virtuozzo> now should i die before I wake, I pray oveur my soul to take
<Virtuozzo> or oneiro preferably actually
<Virtuozzo> off to bed
<Virtuozzo> now should i die before I wake, I pray oveur my soul to take
<Virtuozzo> or oneiro preferably actually
dueft > 2007.04.27 22:36<br>Just a quick check to ask if you are an NPC or a real person?... I am new and didnt want to offend anyone if I went after them for a bounty :O)
MISS NAUGHTY > tell him he is a cock meister and ass plonker and your an ebil npc
MISS NAUGHTY > also tell him if you bump 2 carriers together it makes ikkle baby carriers
MISS NAUGHTY > and you have to feed em amarr corpses to grow
MISS NAUGHTY > ...think i covered it all
MISS NAUGHTY > tell him he is a cock meister and ass plonker and your an ebil npc
MISS NAUGHTY > also tell him if you bump 2 carriers together it makes ikkle baby carriers
MISS NAUGHTY > and you have to feed em amarr corpses to grow
MISS NAUGHTY > ...think i covered it all
Taunnhauser > Korith you the CEO of your Corp?
Korith Eisel > yes, no, sort of
Korith Eisel > *shifty eyes* why , whos lookin for him?
Taunnhauser > well not the Lone Range or Tonto, so your safe :)
Korith Eisel > heh the lone ranger is my friend, Tonto on the other hand,,,, there was this buisness with his sister a long time ago,,, *scratches his head sheepishly*
Taunnhauser > <looks astonished> You messed around with Tontos sisters sheep? <gasp>
snurregrekk > business? lol
snurregrekk > u mean.. like u paid afterwards? :D
Korith Eisel > no,,, well not like youd think
snurregrekk > right
Korith Eisel > *sigh*
Korith Eisel > yes, no, sort of
Korith Eisel > *shifty eyes* why , whos lookin for him?
Taunnhauser > well not the Lone Range or Tonto, so your safe :)
Korith Eisel > heh the lone ranger is my friend, Tonto on the other hand,,,, there was this buisness with his sister a long time ago,,, *scratches his head sheepishly*
Taunnhauser > <looks astonished> You messed around with Tontos sisters sheep? <gasp>
snurregrekk > business? lol
snurregrekk > u mean.. like u paid afterwards? :D
Korith Eisel > no,,, well not like youd think
snurregrekk > right
Korith Eisel > *sigh*
Forlong Lee > Victory; I drew moustaches on all the lady-types in my housemates soft-core porn mag collection. He may have wanked on them but that was a risk I was willing to take
knifee > i've got an outpost in my pants
<large_trout> Rubbing myself in oil is just a harmless hobby
Nacona > sup bitches
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too
Needa3 > we want your babies
Nacona > i wanted to put mine on ebay .. .wife wasn't impressed :)
Needa3 > rofl
Ggrimreaper > put her on too