Emeric Jadgoth > wonders how he can lose an entire mp3 collection on just three hand disks
Skiggy > floppys?
Emeric Jadgoth > hard*
LordElfa > you're hard?
LordElfa > Wait a tick, are you hard or floppy, I'm lost
Skiggy > floppys?
Emeric Jadgoth > hard*
LordElfa > you're hard?
LordElfa > Wait a tick, are you hard or floppy, I'm lost
Slagster > I dont know about anyone else, but, I have tried on a lot of clothes in the last few days. And what I would like to know is... Does this Navy Raven make my butt look big?
<~Evelgrivion> Oh, and the last 600 meter phallus under construction today
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
<~Evelgrivion> http://upislam.com/images/41999495922652914838.jpg
<+batolemaeus> so they're basically building a giant cock
<+batolemaeus> *clock
<~Evelgrivion> I see what you did there
<~Evelgrivion> And yes :P
<+batolemaeus> that was actually unintentional :/
JumpinJesus > its ironic - my gf left me cause i was trying to be a nice guy
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
Paktusjet > nice guys = gay :/
JumpinJesus > and apparently girls appreciate assholes
JumpinJesus > IM A NICE FUCKING GUY GOD DAMN IT
Paktusjet > your gay?
Arvald > im basically the creepy uncle of eve online
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Arvald > you know
Arvald > the one who is no longer allowed alone with the children at family gatherings
Arvald > and who smells like scotch and cheese
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
Mooney92 > literally
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
Mooney92 > hitler
HayesDuSid > mooney
HayesDuSid > i have assistance to offer you
HayesDuSid > http://careers.foxnews.com/
bl4xy > 84 people online in collective
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
bl4xy > where you guys mining?
Dr V > want to join?:)
qKaC3K > lgk station
qKaC3K > we are dissasambling it
qKaC3K > moving it somewhere else
Dr V > in jita?:)
qKaC3K > a sekrit wormhole. that sansha guy invited us
Dr V > want to sell a pirate agents to a concord with all lp shop?:)
Ezikiel Stone > type X for incursion fleet!!
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Hey sis you have mean friends.
Hyrune Typhoon you need some red beans an rice on those bones
Hyrune Typhoon cause they do miss ya
2112 ByTor Hey do u use her as a coat hanger?
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Oh I get it, is this some form of hazing ritual? Picking on the newbie?!
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver hrmph
Falcon Rainfeather oh man and I missed out on it again. crap
Hyrune Typhoon missed out on what?
Falcon Rainfeather the real hazing :)
Hyrune Typhoon whatta you mean, "real hazing"?
Falcon Rainfeather the one where we all get into ibises and shoot at our newest member while she goes down a gauntlet
Nouva MacGyver wow that's a thought
Hyrune Typhoon oh that sounds like fun actually :P
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Sis!! I can't believe you're taking their side!
Nouva MacGyver Hey, bros before.... nevermind
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver oh no you didnt!
Hyrune Typhoon that's "di'int"
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver :-0
Nouva MacGyver pew pew pew
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver pop
Nouva MacGyver Your sisterly love wrecks your younger sister for her tears
Nouva MacGyver *salvaging*
Falcon Rainfeather ah the sweet sounds of discord. music to my ears
Nouva MacGyver You salvaged a broken heart from the wreck
Hyrune Typhoon you need some red beans an rice on those bones
Hyrune Typhoon cause they do miss ya
2112 ByTor Hey do u use her as a coat hanger?
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Oh I get it, is this some form of hazing ritual? Picking on the newbie?!
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver hrmph
Falcon Rainfeather oh man and I missed out on it again. crap
Hyrune Typhoon missed out on what?
Falcon Rainfeather the real hazing :)
Hyrune Typhoon whatta you mean, "real hazing"?
Falcon Rainfeather the one where we all get into ibises and shoot at our newest member while she goes down a gauntlet
Nouva MacGyver wow that's a thought
Hyrune Typhoon oh that sounds like fun actually :P
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver Sis!! I can't believe you're taking their side!
Nouva MacGyver Hey, bros before.... nevermind
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver oh no you didnt!
Hyrune Typhoon that's "di'int"
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver :-0
Nouva MacGyver pew pew pew
Nadya Magdalena MacGyver pop
Nouva MacGyver Your sisterly love wrecks your younger sister for her tears
Nouva MacGyver *salvaging*
Falcon Rainfeather ah the sweet sounds of discord. music to my ears
Nouva MacGyver You salvaged a broken heart from the wreck