Luario > i have 5600 uranium charges and 2 particle blasters but no idea how to use em
Haelphadreous > sale in isle 7 on Supreme Alvus Parasites
Haelphadreous > I will trade you um 10 rouge drone battle ships for them? some subduing may be required.
Smantha Dering > rouge? they wearing lipstick or blush?
Haelphadreous > I will trade you um 10 rouge drone battle ships for them? some subduing may be required.
Smantha Dering > rouge? they wearing lipstick or blush?
Shadow XII > So Im out getting dinner.
Shadow XII > An' Im casually walking around the store looking for food, and I see something that reminds me of the 'EVE' logo
Shadow XII > And remember Im hours overdue for a skill
Shadow XII > So I rush home
Shadow XII > Cant log on to Eve fast enough
Shadow XII > I log on and it doesnt scream "SKILL TRAININ COMPLETED" at me
Shadow XII > An' I think "Odd..." and I notice it has ten minutes left on it.
Shadow XII > And the hell I was going out again. Eve owes me a rotisserie chicken >:(
Shadow XII > An' Im casually walking around the store looking for food, and I see something that reminds me of the 'EVE' logo
Shadow XII > And remember Im hours overdue for a skill
Shadow XII > So I rush home
Shadow XII > Cant log on to Eve fast enough
Shadow XII > I log on and it doesnt scream "SKILL TRAININ COMPLETED" at me
Shadow XII > An' I think "Odd..." and I notice it has ten minutes left on it.
Shadow XII > And the hell I was going out again. Eve owes me a rotisserie chicken >:(
GhostStarWolf > the side affect causes weight loss, building of lean muscle mass, (arms and legs) build up of bone density, and sexual prowness (like I need the latter)
Mac Knife > hahaa
GhostStarWolf > after all it's pure testosterone
Mac Knife > what did i just walk into
GhostStarWolf > hey Mac
GhostStarWolf > lol
Mac Knife > you need all the help you can get in bed mate ^^
GhostStarWolf > never know with this group bud.
Mac Knife > hahaa
GhostStarWolf > after all it's pure testosterone
Mac Knife > what did i just walk into
GhostStarWolf > hey Mac
GhostStarWolf > lol
Mac Knife > you need all the help you can get in bed mate ^^
GhostStarWolf > never know with this group bud.
Viper ShizzIe > I scammed some isk farmer fuck
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
Viper ShizzIe > out of 750
Viper ShizzIe > by offering him BoB standings =/
Levin Cavil > lawl
Levin Cavil > well i work in retail irl
Levin Cavil > so talking people into doing shit they shouldnt comes naturally to me
Levin Cavil > WOULD YOU LIKE A SEARS CARD WITH 27% INTEREST WITH THAT LOAN CONTRACT?
3ll3 > I'm glad you didn't argue I'd hate to have to take you over my knee and give you a jolly ood wanking!
3ll3 > NO...Spanking...spanking
3ll3 > I meant spanking O_o
Revy Daidros > Yeah, I won't risk that!!!
3ll3 > NO...Spanking...spanking
3ll3 > I meant spanking O_o
Revy Daidros > Yeah, I won't risk that!!!
abukede > we found a true goon T2 fleet!!!! No joke
Baron Bodissey > so you got lots of extra fittings then?
Poslen > really where? i didn't know such a thing existed!!
Baron Bodissey > so you got lots of extra fittings then?
Poslen > really where? i didn't know such a thing existed!!
Niko Daun > time to do a storyline.
Niko Daun > a galente one. after this i better do a few blowjobs for the caldari before i risk having to train diplomacy
Natalya Chevezia > O.o
Letri Bimmet > ewww
Letri Bimmet > that's getting omgrawrd
Niko Daun > hehe
Niko Daun > diplomace = blowjob skill.
Niko Daun > a galente one. after this i better do a few blowjobs for the caldari before i risk having to train diplomacy
Natalya Chevezia > O.o
Letri Bimmet > ewww
Letri Bimmet > that's getting omgrawrd
Niko Daun > hehe
Niko Daun > diplomace = blowjob skill.
ISD AeolusWind > I'm like the poo splattered on your windshield and then you tried to get it off with your wipers and a bit of washer fluid
ISD AeolusWind > I just don't go away, and you'll always find a bit of me somewhere
Erelas RyAlcar > There's your graphic storyline.....via AW
ISD AeolusWind > I just don't go away, and you'll always find a bit of me somewhere
Erelas RyAlcar > There's your graphic storyline.....via AW
WashuChanUK > o/ azia
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)
Azia Burgi > hey hun
Azia Burgi > virgin broadband was fucking up earlier
WashuChanUK > It was? *is on virgin*
Azia Burgi > might have been the NW exchange or whatever they use
WashuChanUK > Likely that
WashuChanUK > Though Portsmouth South is the most stable exchange they have for some reason..might be to do with the old people in the area XD
Azia Burgi > old people watch a lot of TV though
WashuChanUK > Thats true but they arent straining the system with millions of torrents
Azia Burgi > just millions of repeats of eastenders
WashuChanUK > And emmerdale
Devlin Fox > /emote shudders at the thought of being forced to watch soaps..
Azia Burgi > "...its like a million brain cells all cried out in terror at once..."
Devlin Fox > lol :)