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Kael Brahe > "I didn't come out of my closet. I smashed it to smithereens from the inside with a large, phallic sledgehammer."

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[ Xavier W > /emote touches farimear
fairimear > o/
Xavier W > we need to start using protection
Xavier W > i think i'm pregnant :(
fairimear > haha it's a horrible monster that will eat you from inside out
Xavier W > >_>
Xavier W > eep
Xavier W > /emote takes the morning after pill

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Tethis > damn my pibs tits for fingers
PheonixFlight > no just sick
Tethis > *pigs
CosmicCol > lol
CosmicCol > use a penncil
CosmicCol > pencil even damn my sausage fingers
Tethis > cannot hold one in these trotters
Eronion > wtf are pib tits?
Tethis > scroll up for correction
Eronion > ah, gotcha
CosmicCol > pigs breasts he meant
Eronion > we've got a saying in the US, "You're as worthess as tits on a boar hog"
Eronion > tits
Tethis > of course pigs are a sexual being in their own right in the southern states
marillian > lol
Eronion > nothin' quite like 'em
Eronion > the squeal is what gets me off.

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* Hammer viciously stabs Levin in the crotch with a broken glass bottle.
* Levin bleeds
<jamesbaker> nah, nrg's are bad
<OmberZombie> it's hammertime
* Levin hammerpants
<DigitalCommunist> NRG is nero right
<Hammer> STOP!
<Hammer> Cant touch this.
<Levin> HAMMERTIME
<BElanna> hehehhe
<OmberZombie> do do do do, dooooo, doooo
* DigitalCommunist oh oh hohohoh oh
<Levin> HAMMERTIME!
<Levin> were so gay :|

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Shrike > come here Ed, ill show you how much i suck
Millis > 0o
Ed sampson > is that a promise?
Ed sampson > ;0)
Millis > you´re so dead now ed
Icomeinpeace > since when is sucking a bad thing? ;o
Ed sampson > i didnt say it was!
* Ed sampson runs away

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[13:35:23] Cat Cardew > Hey there can anyone tell me where you can get synthetic coffee?
[13:37:53] MAcheTT3 > Synthetic Starbucks.

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Zeller Heartbourne > your the fool, going to war with our corp that will squash you like a bug and both of you drive thoraxs with medium drones.
Arya o'Winterfell > well we're waiting for this war Zeller and waiting... and waiting...
Zeller Heartbourne > we have battle cruisers and battle ships that can easily kill your small 2 man pirate corp
Arya o'Winterfell > 25 to 2 seems far odds considering we have more balls than your entire corp
Arya o'Winterfell > you have cruisers and battleships?
Arya o'Winterfell > I'd surrender if I was you
Zeller Heartbourne > LOL! surrender?
Arya o'Winterfell > yes and give me a Megathron and 100m isk, if not we'll destroy your corp
Zeller Heartbourne > ROTFL

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Dfygrvty > i never should have started out as a miner, i can't blow up the pirates at the good mining spots
Argen Jaenu > wow, I blow stuff up quickly
Dfygrvty > hehe, i have the opposite problem
Dfygrvty > frigate skill started out really low
Dfygrvty > really annoying
Dfygrvty > with next to nothing for combat skills
BinThayur Donnethat > Hmm.
BinThayur Donnethat > Dfy... ever thought of buying a vowel?
Argen Jaenu > hahahahhaha
Dern Morrow > hahahhahaha
Dfygrvty > its a nick i've used for 9 years ;)
Argen Jaenu > defy gravity
BinThayur Donnethat > hehe

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mikechoochoo > when you first start gallente race (new game) whats that solar system you are in?
mikechoochoo > i think its the navy one
Sregor Beeblebrox > duripant is one of them.
mikechoochoo > i dont think thats it
mikechoochoo > os ot atluvillle
mikechoochoo > isenan?
mikechoochoo > allebin
mikechoochoo > droselory
mikechoochoo > i dont know
mikechoochoo > i need to find the main place
Sregor Beeblebrox > set autopilot for PF-346. you can get directions from the devs there.
Hector Black > ????
Schneider Stein > lol :P

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adie67 > u know the stuff in corp hanger do we have to buy that form the corp tr ?

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