Arvald > i dont mind it if you kilt check me
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
Arvald > but for fucks sake make sure your hands are warm
Arvald > balls no like ice cold hands
Debes Sparre > I have a bunch of chinese kids in my closet who memorize binary and then tell me what's happening
Lake > http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/Verite/influence.png
Kesper North > oh god it figures that test space looks like a dong.
Shangpo > The "wang" of Fountain?
Chris Rittenhouse > I'll show you a fountain from my wang Shangpo....
Chris Rittenhouse > :quadmire:
Kesper North > oh god it figures that test space looks like a dong.
Shangpo > The "wang" of Fountain?
Chris Rittenhouse > I'll show you a fountain from my wang Shangpo....
Chris Rittenhouse > :quadmire:
Arvald > so yeah, when i came to i took the noose off my neck and got the hell out of there, but what can i say, bar mitzvah's right?
Lady Khain - Iroflmao that's the difference between efficiency in action and efficiency inaction
SephiXan - how often do you tie your tongue LK?
Lady Khain - seph, I practise hours a day on voice and speech precisely so I DON'T tongue my tie :p
Lady Khain - wait
SephiXan - yes you did
SephiXan - how often do you tie your tongue LK?
Lady Khain - seph, I practise hours a day on voice and speech precisely so I DON'T tongue my tie :p
Lady Khain - wait
SephiXan - yes you did
jimbob1984 > do we need eyes anywhere?
Myb > in our heads
Myb > in our heads
Scevvin > you know they'd all just be jacking off to your voice instead of flying
Predator Elite > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Scevvin > i mean, listening to everything...you say....
Predator Elite > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Scevvin > i mean, listening to everything...you say....
Sergej > btw atan, what's the procedure for my acceptance as a full time member to jericho? you guys plan to have a meeting? just wanted to say that if it's up to me, after 12 days here I can say I like it
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
Viqer Fell > you have to perform a special task
Sergej > I'll bet 1 mil isk it somehow involves rubbing:P
Atandros > It involves canola oil, leather straps and my nipples.
marshall5 > if he says bend over watch out
Viqer Fell > and yes I'm sorry to say it involves Atandros, two large stoats, a small vat of vaseline and 3 hours of sweaty unpleasant messiness
Atandros > <i>Please, </i>monsieur. I am not so...crude.
Atandros > If you will pardon the pun. Aheh heh.
Sergej > nothing unplesent about that....
Sergej > :P
Viqer Fell > you haven't heard where he shoves the stoats yet
Sergej > well he does use vaseline, doesn't he?
Atandros > <i>Ooo-</i>oh! You have the right attitude, my boy!
Viqer Fell > erm yes but that;s for his hands which then go inside each stoat
Viqer Fell > its what he does next that'll sicken you
Leneerra > /emote flees the immagery
Sergej > I'll nick some vaseline extra then:P
Sergej > only fair we both get to have fun with it
Sergej > reciprocal vaseline use....
Sergej > might even do a preemptive strike there
Azure Skyclad > The order of Vaseline, Stoat and Atandros isn't set in stone...
<Molle> im afraid of spiders.
SpiritOne > they wanted an FC, i see n opertunity to complety destroy an alliances capital fleet with 90% of there pilots having no hope of affordign another... :D