(Conversations about Didgeridoos that went entirely wrong)
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
Ryo Jang: seriously, it exercisesthe throat muscles and tightens them up
Geisha Jang: :P
Cythrawl: so does sucking cock, but you dont see me doing that now do you?
Ryo Jang: and dont go into the third drawer
Ryo Jang: nevar
Geisha Jang: lol
Cythrawl: fag, i swear :P
Geisha Jang: wtf is it with u and cock sucking?! seriously :P
Cythrawl: you give an obvious reference, i'll knock it the fuck outta the park
Cythrawl: that was too easy
Ryo Jang: :)
Ryo Jang: brb getting a cock
InPrimus > What we need to do is get missy here some implants to help her along
AngelRuby > kk now what
Commander Paul > undock
InPrimus > I'll work on that for you.
AngelRuby > implants?
AngelRuby > no my boobies are fine
Commander Paul > hahahaha
InPrimus > and Paul If you come acroos +3s that aren't percep or willpower... Quandra needs them
InPrimus > Really, Coz I think they could do with a little terminator 3 implants
AngelRuby > but implants sound painful
Commander Paul > they go in your head not your boobs
AngelRuby > kk now what
Commander Paul > undock
InPrimus > I'll work on that for you.
AngelRuby > implants?
AngelRuby > no my boobies are fine
Commander Paul > hahahaha
InPrimus > and Paul If you come acroos +3s that aren't percep or willpower... Quandra needs them
InPrimus > Really, Coz I think they could do with a little terminator 3 implants
AngelRuby > but implants sound painful
Commander Paul > they go in your head not your boobs
Elliott Manchild > most of people in here are just gays
Elliott Manchild > =]
xHoodx > that's why you like us elliott
Elliott Manchild > =]
xHoodx > that's why you like us elliott
DJTheBaron says:
why dont you hang off my dick using your teeth mr clipped
Clipped Wings says:
DJ, because that would give a new meaning to "grasping at straws"
why dont you hang off my dick using your teeth mr clipped
Clipped Wings says:
DJ, because that would give a new meaning to "grasping at straws"
<Draxxxion> I bought a stick of Mentos
<Draxxxion> Ill try the cok thing tonight once ive gotten braver
<Draxxxion> coke
<wizzard66> cock?
<SirVlad> diet coke correct?
<Ysabelle> diet cock?
<Draxxxion> Ill try the cok thing tonight once ive gotten braver
<Draxxxion> coke
<wizzard66> cock?
<SirVlad> diet coke correct?
<Ysabelle> diet cock?
Ackron > Stop declaring foam hats! I have no idea what that means!
PsyMan > talking of carebears my kids are watching a carebear movie as we type, the voices are worse than southpark, its enough to make a man mine something really hard
FT Diomedes > stop thief!
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
FT Diomedes > this guy is running away with 270,000 hard-earned ISK
FT Diomedes > I cannot catch him
FT Diomedes > why do you run from me?
FT Diomedes > I won't hurt you...
FT Diomedes > not much anyway
Janus Darke > *Raises an eyebrow*
FT Diomedes > bah, it's not fun trashtalking the NPCs
FT Diomedes > but he is running from me
FT Diomedes > and I want his bounty
Janus Darke > It's unfair, they cant trash talk back :P
FT Diomedes > well, he shouldn't run
* FT Diomedes wonders whether Iron charges can kill him at 120km
FT Diomedes > 2007.06.01 13:23:01 Combat Your 425mm 'Scout' I Accelerator Cannon hits Corelum Guardian Chief Infantry, doing 19.5 damage.
FT Diomedes > This could take a while
Keitaro Baka > rofl
FT Diomedes > at least they made him come closer again
FT Diomedes > the joys of mining with railguns...
Keitaro Baka > yeah i just use arties on my domi
Keitaro Baka > spend so much time with npc i started fitting them
FT Diomedes > I like my railguns, it's me who sucks not them.
* FT Diomedes only has 700K in Gunnery
Iole > oops ^
* FT Diomedes has more skills in Gunnery than any other combat skill.
FT Diomedes > oops
Iole > ^^
FT Diomedes > time will cure all that
Iole > heh, it better ^^ if not u'll only dent stuff :P
FT Diomedes > I know
* Jagdgewehr hugs their 2m+ in gunnery. :x Compared to 1m in drones.
Jagdgewehr > ...And... uh. 7k in missiles.
* Iole has over 2 mill sp in gunnery
FT Diomedes > well, mine is only 7 inches long
FT Diomedes > oops
FT Diomedes > did I say that out loud
Iole > erhm ^^
Iole > size doesnt matter ;)
FT Diomedes > oh, you all were talking about your e-peens
Iole > :P
FT Diomedes > well, time for some mining with salvagers
Iole > enjoy ^^
FT Diomedes > apparently the Serpentis see combat missions as mining as well: Miner I x2
Iole > yarrrrrr i will mine you to death :P
Iole > "the battleship is depleted" :P
Paz Lenchantin > shit
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps
Paz Lenchantin > i dont have anything you want
Gu'doff Mochow > you got a pod
Paz Lenchantin > so how this pirate thing work
Paz Lenchantin > you almost pod me and give me a toll?
Gu'doff Mochow > haha thats so classic i dont know what to say or think
Paz Lenchantin > how this shit works
Gu'doff Mochow > come to the gate and we'll give you a lesson
Paz Lenchantin > lol
Paz Lenchantin > so 4 serious how you make money
Paz Lenchantin > how do you..
Gu'doff Mochow > well those 5 t2 cargo expanders i looted from your ship helps
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava