<Karmae> that is... most embarrising thing ever... happened today
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
<BlackRain> Enlighten us!
<Karmae> ok...
<Karmae> uno momento por favor
<Fred0> the world is listening karm
<Karmae> I'm working shifts on this ship, noon to midnight
<Karmae> so we are heading back into norway today
<Karmae> and we leave the worksite about 10am...
<Karmae> I get on shift and nothing to do
<Karmae> so watch a film blah blah decide to go for a nap in the afternoon
<Karmae> my back-to-back on the opposite shift is sharing the same cabin
<Karmae> I sneak back into the room
<BlackRain> dont tell me...
<Karmae> jump into my bunk and crash out for about an hour
<BlackRain> ah, nvm
<Karmae> anyhoo
<Karmae> about an hour later I'm half woken by him getting up for a shit
<Karmae> (he hasn't realised I'm crashed out in my bunk)
<Karmae> then he comes back and decides to put on some porn and have a sherman-tank on the couch in the cabin
<BlackRain> lol
<Fred0> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
<Karmae> so whilst I'm trying to get back to sleep I hear 'Phhhtphttphtttphttphtttphtt' as he's knocking one off
<BlackRain> and you watched it through with a smile on your face
<Karmae> he had headphones on whilst he was watching the porn so my polite coughs didnæt put him off his stroke (so to speak)
<BlackRain> well, you gotta have that hifi sound
<Karmae> aye it makes the difference
<Karmae> anyhoo once he was spent, I thought fuck this I can't sleep now
<Osy> so you joined him on the couch ?
<Karmae> so I fucked off to our office and pissed myself laughing telling the story to our boss onboard
<Karmae> the story has now gone all round the ship
<Osy> amagad, nasty
<Fred0> whops, awkward?
<Karmae> cause our 'responsible' boss thought it was too damn funny
<Karmae> poor bastard is getting a hard time from everyone now
<Karmae> I said to him earlier I'd give him a game of ping-pong but his wrist would be fucked nwo
anister > my fan just blew up
anister > afk, dealing with a small fire
anister > afk, dealing with a small fire
Untouchable Phage > Hey, I just joined this mouring
Tigsen > Welcome to ICT m8
Untouchable Phage > ty
Aquillar > woo! Go britors!
Aquillar > finally, another Brutor. Let's see you make fun of us now
Tigsen > How do you get a Brutor out of the tub.......Throw soap in it :)
Aquillar > oh thats it
Tigsen > What do you call Minmatar corpses around an Amarr station.....Lawn ornaments.
Tigsen > Now with that said I can go back to being a ISK loving Caldari :)
Tigsen > Welcome to ICT m8
Untouchable Phage > ty
Aquillar > woo! Go britors!
Aquillar > finally, another Brutor. Let's see you make fun of us now
Tigsen > How do you get a Brutor out of the tub.......Throw soap in it :)
Aquillar > oh thats it
Tigsen > What do you call Minmatar corpses around an Amarr station.....Lawn ornaments.
Tigsen > Now with that said I can go back to being a ISK loving Caldari :)
Shaunathan > just go away pirate I got instas all the way home :D
Levin Cavil > im in a shuttle
Levin Cavil > im in a shuttle
Daishi Zeta > sent wife out for cigs for me she came back with rolling papers and tobacco said roll your own its cheaper....................i went and got
cottonballs and string and told her to roll her own tampons its cheaper :P
CEO Pyrex > lol
Bishop Destructo > lol
Zenitec > rofl
Mitawyn > ;/
Murphy > hahaha
Bishop Destructo > that was grand
Murphy > you got a nice dog house out back? lol
Mitawyn > too good for him
Daishi Zeta > well she put my dinner on the porch and said wrestle the dog for it
cottonballs and string and told her to roll her own tampons its cheaper :P
CEO Pyrex > lol
Bishop Destructo > lol
Zenitec > rofl
Mitawyn > ;/
Murphy > hahaha
Bishop Destructo > that was grand
Murphy > you got a nice dog house out back? lol
Mitawyn > too good for him
Daishi Zeta > well she put my dinner on the porch and said wrestle the dog for it
(@[RKK]Alexison) anyone good with photoshop here?
(@Trevedian) i am kinda
(@[RKK]Alexison) can you stick a penis to a corpse please?
(@Trevedian) errr
(@Trevedian) i am kinda
(@[RKK]Alexison) can you stick a penis to a corpse please?
(@Trevedian) errr
EVE System > Channel changed to Ostingele Local Channel
hackjack > dume f's
hackjack > ooww
hackjack > mommy
hackjack > plz
hackjack > f off
hackjack > go play mans game
Ujamaflip > is anybody offended by that language?
Kanein Encanto > Only for the fact it's horribly mispelt...
hackjack > dume f's
hackjack > ooww
hackjack > mommy
hackjack > plz
hackjack > f off
hackjack > go play mans game
Ujamaflip > is anybody offended by that language?
Kanein Encanto > Only for the fact it's horribly mispelt...
Ralanar Nogred > you realize that I don't actually need help, with a destroyer, I pwn these missions :p I just sit in the station and forget eve is running a lot
Kaven Ashfall > oh I realize it D
Kaven Ashfall > I also realize you idle alot unless you have a playmate
Kaven Ashfall > so let's blow shit up
Kaven Ashfall > enk wanna leader him rq :p
Ralanar Nogred > do you further realize how wrong that sounds? :p
Virisech > such cutes
Kaven Ashfall > rofl
Kaven Ashfall > yes :p
Virisech > done
Virisech > man playmates are paid to prance, not to blow
Kaven Ashfall > silence!
Virisech > clearly
Kaven Ashfall > oh I realize it D
Kaven Ashfall > I also realize you idle alot unless you have a playmate
Kaven Ashfall > so let's blow shit up
Kaven Ashfall > enk wanna leader him rq :p
Ralanar Nogred > do you further realize how wrong that sounds? :p
Virisech > such cutes
Kaven Ashfall > rofl
Kaven Ashfall > yes :p
Virisech > done
Virisech > man playmates are paid to prance, not to blow
Kaven Ashfall > silence!
Virisech > clearly
Wuubaa > my peen 74 inches
Sun Ra > didnt save u from dj tho
Sun Ra > didnt save u from dj tho
Kehmor > smack talk is lame nadine...
Nadine Desaix > it's not smack talk, it's a performance evaluation
Nadine Desaix > it's not smack talk, it's a performance evaluation