Glacier > note to self, do not rub eyes while dicing chilies
Promon Delnai > when you hit 5.0 you dont even have to shoot the rats
Promon Delnai > you warp to the belt and they explode, giving you isk
Promon Delnai > you warp to the belt and they explode, giving you isk
provider12 > holy fucking hell
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
12 harvister drones JACK POT
Wonko > inloot?
Wonko > or on market?
provider12 > in assets
FraXy > once upon a time there was a stubborn kid named FraXy
FraXy > he wished and wished for a Rattlesnake but daddy Krapz never gave him one
FraXy > So he took his lifesavings and bought [NOR] Honor and fitted it with stuff the stole from daddy`s collection
FraXy > 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I x3 from daddy`s Scorpion, True Sansha Warp Disruptor from daddy`s Vagabond
FraXy > True Sansha Medium Armor Repairer from daddy`s Muninn, True Sansha Armor Explosive Hardener from daddy`s friend`s Deimos
FraXy > Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II x2 from daddy`s sister`s daughter`s friend`s Sacrilege
FraXy > and finally 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I from daddy`s uncle`s son`s daughter`s bestfriend`s friend`s mom`s daughter`s Crusader
FraXy > which made little baby FraXy very happy
FraXy > he wished and wished for a Rattlesnake but daddy Krapz never gave him one
FraXy > So he took his lifesavings and bought [NOR] Honor and fitted it with stuff the stole from daddy`s collection
FraXy > 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I x3 from daddy`s Scorpion, True Sansha Warp Disruptor from daddy`s Vagabond
FraXy > True Sansha Medium Armor Repairer from daddy`s Muninn, True Sansha Armor Explosive Hardener from daddy`s friend`s Deimos
FraXy > Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II x2 from daddy`s sister`s daughter`s friend`s Sacrilege
FraXy > and finally 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I from daddy`s uncle`s son`s daughter`s bestfriend`s friend`s mom`s daughter`s Crusader
FraXy > which made little baby FraXy very happy
Alasse Cuthalion > I'd sell my family for a mjolnir precision bpo
Alasse Cuthalion > :|
Sir Vlad > i would sell your family for one too
Alasse Cuthalion > :|
Sir Vlad > i would sell your family for one too
Dipluz > well ur kind of stupid for beein a merc anyways
Dipluz > no wonder ur not in mercenary coalition :p
Meeus69 > if the rof on your guns where good as the one on your mouth you might do something
Dipluz > no wonder ur not in mercenary coalition :p
Meeus69 > if the rof on your guns where good as the one on your mouth you might do something
Tolin Dorden > someone... remind me.... NOT to even think of attackin ppl or their pods in 0.5 and higher lol
Keefius > uh-oh./... lol
Sergentomyia > lol
Jenina Hawke > Tolin: Just don't :;D
Tai Wan > TD you love pirating
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > i dont even do that in 0.5 and lower
Tolin Dorden > managed to stop myself before aggressin
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > im more up to PVC
Sergentomyia > PVC??? kinky
Tolin Dorden > hmm... interrestin
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > uhm... thats Player Versus Creatures... not THAT PVC...
* The Groupie sits up in bed and looks at the ppl in the room
Sergentomyia > lol
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > °blushes°
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > now i never get that mark off...
Keefius > uh-oh./... lol
Sergentomyia > lol
Jenina Hawke > Tolin: Just don't :;D
Tai Wan > TD you love pirating
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > i dont even do that in 0.5 and lower
Tolin Dorden > managed to stop myself before aggressin
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > im more up to PVC
Sergentomyia > PVC??? kinky
Tolin Dorden > hmm... interrestin
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > uhm... thats Player Versus Creatures... not THAT PVC...
* The Groupie sits up in bed and looks at the ppl in the room
Sergentomyia > lol
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > °blushes°
Chiyeko Tomisoshe > now i never get that mark off...
Brae Tolk > hi guys
Brae Tolk > got a weird problem
AeolusWind > Go ahead Brae :)
Brae Tolk > i'm currently training bc to lvl 3
Brae Tolk > and at the same time the sp for evasive maneuvering are going backwards
AeolusWind > 0_o
Brae Tolk > it was supposed to finish yesterday
AeolusWind > You can't train two skills at once
Pyrrhon > backwards
Vinduress > well sheesh, everyone knows you can't fly a BC and be evasive at the
same time!!!?!?
Brae Tolk > got a weird problem
AeolusWind > Go ahead Brae :)
Brae Tolk > i'm currently training bc to lvl 3
Brae Tolk > and at the same time the sp for evasive maneuvering are going backwards
AeolusWind > 0_o
Brae Tolk > it was supposed to finish yesterday
AeolusWind > You can't train two skills at once
Pyrrhon > backwards
Vinduress > well sheesh, everyone knows you can't fly a BC and be evasive at the
same time!!!?!?
Timothy McKenzie > one of them made a mistake of asking me what he could do in a punisher since he can't rat here
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Timothy McKenzie > I just killed a hauler spawn that dropped 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > guess what I'm making him do?
* Timothy McKenzie laughs
Githzheri > lol
Christa Larne > lol
Timothy McKenzie > in a punisher
Timothy McKenzie > he get's 13k trit per haul
Tavor Jeager > a very cruel and unusual punishment
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > it sure violates the geneva conventions
Kel Gunrunner > thats so harsh
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Timothy McKenzie > I just dragoone d asecond n00b to do that same thing ROFL!
* Christa Larne makes a note that Huzzah is now a confirmed slaver organisation.
* sb404 gasps
Timothy McKenzie > this one is doing it in a kestrel!
Tar Kovsky > hauling in a kestrel?
Odinsblade > kesrel
Tar Kovsky > that's sick
Odinsblade > HAHAHAHA
Odinsblade > thats classic
Githzheri > what system? I'll bring my hauler and show em how it's done :P
Odinsblade > dont spoil thier fun gith
Githzheri > lol
Odinsblade > wouldnt want to make them feel useless
Timothy McKenzie > well not like they can do much out in 0 sec
Timothy McKenzie > in a kestrel and a punisher
Kel Gunrunner > corse they can
Githzheri > well, 12mil trit woudl still take me a while
Odinsblade > intel
sb404 > they can run away
Kel Gunrunner > use em to scoop ur npc loot
Timothy McKenzie > yeah
Timothy McKenzie > they are now scooping 3 frig cans
Timothy McKenzie > and 12M trit
Timothy McKenzie > MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Odinsblade > but still
Odinsblade > 12m trit
Kel Gunrunner > get em to warp in and kill the frigs once u have agro
Kel Gunrunner > like drones lol
Christa Larne > how to turn your BS into a Carrier - get lots of rookies to act as fighters :)
Odinsblade > cheaper version of fighters :p
Timothy McKenzie > lol
Odinsblade > dammit christa
sb404 > less skills needed too
Timothy McKenzie > more damaging too
* Odinsblade thinks christa needs to stop brain-snatching
sb404 > it's official, noobs are the tech II version of fighter drones
Odinsblade > lol, though you would need patience level 5 to use them
* Timothy McKenzie launches T2 Noob fighters
Timothy McKenzie > launch fighters, launch fighters! (re: Star Control)
sb404 > "0 out of 5 T2 noob fighters have refused to obey your orders for various reasons"
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > if 0 of the 5 have refused doesnt that mean they all obey?
Christa Larne > cheaper to replace as well
sb404 > yes, yes it does
sb404 > because they are afraid of you.
Odinsblade > lol
Odinsblade > your all evil
Timothy McKenzie > yeah one salvo and I could pop one
Odinsblade > i take no aprt in this maniacal plot
sb404 > it's too late
Olixia Castitatis > Quoth spam mail: "Are you ashamed to visit the swimming pool because of your small Penis?"
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
Olixia Castitatis > Two things. Firstly, Mr Spammail, what kind of swimming pools do you go to?
TrouserDeagle > Yes...
Olixia Castitatis > Secondly, MY PENIS IS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
TrouserDeagle > lol.
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I love omgrawr.
Olixia Castitatis > IT IS THE WORLD SNAKE, the beast of Norse mythology that wreaks whole civilizations as it passes.