Quiggs McAlliryme > Coffee, two-part question, I subscribed for EVE because a Mormon friend of mine told me that if I take 20 stargates in a row in low security zones without getting killed, I'll find God, is this true? If not, can I get my money back?
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: If true, Player "God" will most certainly gank you.
ISD CoffeeCup > Quiggs McAlliryme: As to the money back guarantee ... depends how hard you have to beat your friend.
Elena Nihilim > We'll see who can tap F12 the fastest!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Elena Nihilim > Ready?
Vel'Kethor > go
Elena Nihilim > I win!
Vel'Kethor > well yea, its hard for me to find it..... i have dissabilities..
Elena Nihilim > I feel for you man.
Vel'Kethor > dont have to beat a man when he's down you know... could have let me win :(
Elena Nihilim > This is EVE MAN! NOT HELLO KITTY ONLINE! RAWR!
Dermar Cerebar > the amount of times I jump the first gate into combat, target and activate my salvagers..... using a cyc for a salvage and a sleip for a main ftl.
CLOVNEA > paint the salvager pink :P
Dermar Cerebar > paints my seat brown when I do it
CLOVNEA > :P
CLOVNEA > paint the salvager pink :P
Dermar Cerebar > paints my seat brown when I do it
CLOVNEA > :P
Fatwatai > Have you left any belts for me, Khell?
Khellias > /emote coughs.
Khellias > Depends.
Fatwatai > -.-
Khellias > Do you like Veld?
Vizagrim > LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Khellias > /emote coughs.
Khellias > Depends.
Fatwatai > -.-
Khellias > Do you like Veld?
Vizagrim > LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life Escalade > hes here. shadows at ice field 2
Shadow XII > Not for too much longer he ain't. Way to warn in local.
Life Escalade > stupid pig fucker
Shadow XII > Hey
Shadow XII > Your mother is a fine lady.
Shadow XII > Aight?
Shadow XII > Not for too much longer he ain't. Way to warn in local.
Life Escalade > stupid pig fucker
Shadow XII > Hey
Shadow XII > Your mother is a fine lady.
Shadow XII > Aight?
Lieutenant wind > WTS [ ABADDON ] WITH ANTI-EXPLOSIVE PUMP I ANTI-KINETIC PUMP I ANTI-THERMIC PUMP I ONLY 160MIL NOW !!!
NGTM1R > Capslock may be cruise control for cool, son, but you just steered straight off a cliff.
NGTM1R > Capslock may be cruise control for cool, son, but you just steered straight off a cliff.
* Pally|Caboose donates his old Thorax to dawny
<Dawny> awww fankoo
<DRoadkill> donating a thorax sounds like asking for sex, in a way...
<Jopo> rofl
<Cyphr_Sonic> quick dock it in her mothership!
<Jopo> ROFL
<Jopo> which docking port?
<Jopo> teh womb?
<Cyphr_Sonic> i wish i had a girl friend who let me put a thorax in her mothership =P
<Dawny> awww fankoo
<DRoadkill> donating a thorax sounds like asking for sex, in a way...
<Jopo> rofl
<Cyphr_Sonic> quick dock it in her mothership!
<Jopo> ROFL
<Jopo> which docking port?
<Jopo> teh womb?
<Cyphr_Sonic> i wish i had a girl friend who let me put a thorax in her mothership =P
[ @Ysabelle ] Seleene's orders boiled down:
[ @Ysabelle ] I like them nice and tight.
[ @Kalessin ] well, i like em thick and juicy
[ @wizzard66 ] [23:09] <Kalessin> well, i like em thick and juicy <--- can you say that again please? On teamspeak??
[ @Ysabelle ] I like them nice and tight.
[ @Kalessin ] well, i like em thick and juicy
[ @wizzard66 ] [23:09] <Kalessin> well, i like em thick and juicy <--- can you say that again please? On teamspeak??
Bruce McMoose > right off to Jita to fit my hurricane
Kyrall > uh, you know its the weekend yeah?
Kyrall > we're not gonna come help you out of there
Bruce McMoose > heh, carnt be that bad
Kyrall > uh, you know its the weekend yeah?
Kyrall > we're not gonna come help you out of there
Bruce McMoose > heh, carnt be that bad
Merii Kha'sen > I want a MUD eve XD
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?