Dtech > too damn hot to play
Dtech > was*
BrianTheMad > we got your weather, we havent had the air conditioner on for a few days
Noah Gene > i like it hot when i am killing stuff adn my balls are sticking to my legs
Noah Gene > makes me get wood quicker
Dtech > so should I just omgrawr that
BrianTheMad > yes
Dtech > was*
BrianTheMad > we got your weather, we havent had the air conditioner on for a few days
Noah Gene > i like it hot when i am killing stuff adn my balls are sticking to my legs
Noah Gene > makes me get wood quicker
Dtech > so should I just omgrawr that
BrianTheMad > yes
Silas Vitalia > so.
Silas Vitalia > wifey's bachelorette party tonight
Silas Vitalia > /emote hides all the penises
Silas Vitalia > wifey's bachelorette party tonight
Silas Vitalia > /emote hides all the penises
moveover > do ehsy dry to jump yhrn jump ouy sy yhr lsdy drvonf?
Tiamet Cordova > Highsec is a different eve game, it's like angry birds
Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Sarkelias the Strange: my thread is provoking reasonable discourse o/
soft_insanity: oh god, you broke eve
soft_insanity: oh god, you broke eve
Adarnof > why don't you bring some of that brolove down to my wormhole and we can go probing :)
Wehrner Stihl: Imperium Romanus: yeah.. i only hired a "mole whacker"... not a real >20ton excavator :D
Imperium Romanus: mole whacker - love it
Imperium Romanus: sounds like a mafia title for a counter-espionage agent :D
Imperium Romanus: mole whacker - love it
Imperium Romanus: sounds like a mafia title for a counter-espionage agent :D
TheButcherPete > oh god I just farted really hard and I think I'm about to die
Zanzibar Heroshima > Fair warning, I am off my fucking tits at the moment.