MaIachy Kidd > I love the sight of a full Science & Industry queue in the afternoon.
Mattias Kerensky > damnit
Mattias Kerensky > that doesn't bode well for today
Mattias Kerensky > logged in, warped to a target
Mattias Kerensky Kill: Mattias Kerensky (Slasher)
Mattias Kerensky > dem rails, couldn't keep tansversal up :(
Jokus Balim > From his bio, after google translate:
Jokus Balim > Feel yourself a beast in his home district of the three houses, where people in the head if not empty, then in any grindcore or porn where so many guys already ponalomali firewood in and out of the house you're ready for anything.
Mattias Kerensky > dafuq
Ciba Lexlulu > ?!?!?
Jokus Balim > You see? It's all about the ponalomali firewood. The stakes were against you.
Ciba Lexlulu > kids.. that is what drug will do to you... dont do drug
Mattias Kerensky > Yeah, I believe that gives you 10% to ROF
Mattias Kerensky > that doesn't bode well for today
Mattias Kerensky > logged in, warped to a target
Mattias Kerensky Kill: Mattias Kerensky (Slasher)
Mattias Kerensky > dem rails, couldn't keep tansversal up :(
Jokus Balim > From his bio, after google translate:
Jokus Balim > Feel yourself a beast in his home district of the three houses, where people in the head if not empty, then in any grindcore or porn where so many guys already ponalomali firewood in and out of the house you're ready for anything.
Mattias Kerensky > dafuq
Ciba Lexlulu > ?!?!?
Jokus Balim > You see? It's all about the ponalomali firewood. The stakes were against you.
Ciba Lexlulu > kids.. that is what drug will do to you... dont do drug
Mattias Kerensky > Yeah, I believe that gives you 10% to ROF
jih chop > I align to station
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
jih chop > look at my cap
jih chop > I have almosts none (meant to cycle shield booster - forgot to turn it off)
jih chop > so I can't jump
jih chop > I MUST warp
jih chop > now
jih chop > when I get to an anomolie, the first thing I do is align my ship to the station
jih chop > then stop the engines and launch sentries
jih chop > so i'm already aligned,
jih chop > I just need to get up to ¾ speed to warp
jih chop > Oh Crap!
jih chop > I forgot to pull my drones!
jih chop > I pull me drones
jih chop > and at the last second they fire one last volley
jih chop > killing the BS and clearing that wave
jih chop > a new wave spawns
jih chop > and the frigs web me
jih chop > and I instawarp to the station!
jih chop > The End
jih chop > True Story!
WooterX2 > i knew it, i get off the computer for 10 min and Jih starts talkin to himself
WooterX2 > alot
WooterX2 > that is a good story
WooterX2 > lol
jih chop > it was awesome!
jih chop > I am so deeply loved by all in EVE
jih chop > that even the <i>rats</i> fight to save me!
Matheus Chrome5010 > pff. dat red dot was a fucking WH.
NeutGirl1 > Matheus Chrome5010 lol
Pokealot > whats a wh?
Matheus Chrome5010 > No way I'm going in.
Fernando MRuiz > WH = Wormhole.
Pokealot > Why are those bad?
Vhalis Belfordt > Winhole
Matheus Chrome5010 > Pokealot a place where u mostly get rich or die.
Magosian > because the boogeyman lives there
Fernando MRuiz > Mean, mean people live in wormholes. Mean, mean NPCs live in sites in wormholes.
Pokealot > Sounds like game of thrones
Pokealot > remember if you're nice to anyone you die
Matheus Chrome5010 > '-'
Kyliiest Wells > You can get gas in wormholes
Kyliiest Wells > )-)
Fernando MRuiz > You can get gas at Taco Bell; doesn't make it a good place to hang out...
NeutGirl1 > Matheus Chrome5010 lol
Pokealot > whats a wh?
Matheus Chrome5010 > No way I'm going in.
Fernando MRuiz > WH = Wormhole.
Pokealot > Why are those bad?
Vhalis Belfordt > Winhole
Matheus Chrome5010 > Pokealot a place where u mostly get rich or die.
Magosian > because the boogeyman lives there
Fernando MRuiz > Mean, mean people live in wormholes. Mean, mean NPCs live in sites in wormholes.
Pokealot > Sounds like game of thrones
Pokealot > remember if you're nice to anyone you die
Matheus Chrome5010 > '-'
Kyliiest Wells > You can get gas in wormholes
Kyliiest Wells > )-)
Fernando MRuiz > You can get gas at Taco Bell; doesn't make it a good place to hang out...
Dwaine Mitchell > Remember kiddies, toilets are for Organic waste like your shit and dead goldfish.
Dwaine Mitchell > Not for FUCKING tampons
Dwaine Mitchell > Not for FUCKING tampons
Aldrith Shutaq > /emote makes his eyes glass over. "Mammary glands serve a great and Godly purpose. Blessed are they and forever shall be blessed by His children."
Camper101 > YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR MOTHER WAS
Rastilus Silverthorne > i am having solitary sex in between mining loads
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > nothing like a good finger job early in the morning
Xavier Higdon > but you're a dude...
Xavier Higdon > that's nasty man
yesterdaysfire Anninen > you ruined my sales advert by distracting people
Rastilus Silverthorne > no quite pleasant actually cause if i use the whole hand it is over to quick
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your entire hand in your ass?
Rastilus Silverthorne > how did you equate putting your hand in your ass to solitary sex you are really twisted man
Xavier Higdon > you said, and I qoute, "nothing like a good finger job early in the morning"
Xavier Higdon > then you said if you use the whole hand it goes to quick
Xavier Higdon > do you have a vagina?
Xavier Higdon > because your character is a dude, so I'm gonna assume you're a dude
Xavier Higdon > and since you're talking about fingering yourself, there's only one hole those fingers can go into...
Duke Hanomaa > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > not the last time i checked though things can change
Xavier Higdon > and if you have used your whole hand before, then that means your hand can fit in that hole
Howard Joel Wolowitz > lol
Rastilus Silverthorne > no see you would like it to be that way so if it works for you then thats really kool
Xavier Higdon > how else would you be fingering yourself?
Xavier Higdon > you're the one that said you're fingering yourself, I didn't say you were doing that
Rastilus Silverthorne > you must not have a dick then if you have to ask that
yesterdaysfire Anninen > this is way to weird
Xavier Higdon > you can fit a finger in your urethra?
Xavier Higdon > you can fit your whole freaking hand in there?!??!
Xavier Higdon > jesus christ man, I've had friends that needed to get catheters that said it hurt like hell. and those things are tiny. I don't understand how you can enjoy putting fingers in there.
Rastilus Silverthorne > damn some one must have given him a medical book or he's doing to much online reading
Xavier Higdon > I'm just trying to understand why you're fingering yourself
Rastilus Silverthorne > becasue using my whole hand gets me off too quick idiot
Xavier Higdon > lmao
Liam Toralen > wtf
Olga Haapakoski > stop feeding the troll and it will die
Xavier Higdon > I didn't know you could get off like that
Liam Toralen > I love sticking my hand
Liam Toralen > down my urethra
Rastilus Silverthorne > ass i said before you must be a pussy
Xavier Higdon > you too?
Liam Toralen > yeah
Liam Toralen > feels good
Liam Toralen > up to my elbow
Xavier Higdon > I've never even heard of it before and now I've met two people that like it!
Xavier Higdon > this is a great day to be sure
Liam Toralen > try it man
Liam Toralen > its fun
Xavier Higdon > no, I'm scared
Liam Toralen > doesnt hurt at all
Xavier Higdon > yea right, my hand is large, my urethra is tiny
Liam Toralen > #yolo
Xavier Higdon > how long did it take you to stretch yours out Rastilus?
Liam Toralen > I just stuck it in one day
Sae Naari > is this efukt?
Rastilus Silverthorne > she has hole issures lol
Xavier Higdon > who does?
Rastilus Silverthorne > you
Xavier Higdon > lol, I'm sorry man
Xavier Higdon > I'm just fucking with you
Rastilus Silverthorne > as i said you have hole issues
Xavier Higdon > I'm not the one fingering my urethra
Syntronic > i like the Machariel from a certain angle it looks like zombie vagina
Taggit > Want a location for a small gravy site?
Relm Arrowny > sausage or brown?
Relm Arrowny > are biscuits involved?
Relm Arrowny > sausage or brown?
Relm Arrowny > are biscuits involved?