Tristan Acoma > When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Lake [prax]: sec, just restarted my browser and it's currently redownloading the large fraction of the internet I had open in tabs.
Korinne > https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=19922 i lolled, hard
Vash Tziolkovskiy > He will lead you to GLORY
Vash Tziolkovskiy > ...just join.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Anytime.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > We're wide open for business.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Wide, wide open.
onovono > damn i dont wanna be on the sidelines reading the news about him conquering all of 0.0 so i best join now
Vash Tziolkovskiy > He will lead you to GLORY
Vash Tziolkovskiy > ...just join.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Anytime.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > We're wide open for business.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Wide, wide open.
onovono > damn i dont wanna be on the sidelines reading the news about him conquering all of 0.0 so i best join now
<Ulviirala> Entity, on a scale from 1 to 10, how anal are you feeling today?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
<Entity> 10, just took a massive dump
<Entity> >_>
<Entity> (you asked!)
<Ulviirala> you just released the new EVE expansion?
goddessbhunter > Stop the woman/game analogue it's making my head hurt
Liaria Cullen > so you have a hangover or something?
goddessbhunter > no just, someone makes a metaphor and I chase it round my head, and this one irrationally unsettles me
Blastfizzle > Well, both women and games are a form of entertainment.
Blastfizzle > You have to pay for both of it.
Liaria Cullen > not if you're good
Midnight 5torm > piracy is awesome. o/
Liaria Cullen > so you have a hangover or something?
goddessbhunter > no just, someone makes a metaphor and I chase it round my head, and this one irrationally unsettles me
Blastfizzle > Well, both women and games are a form of entertainment.
Blastfizzle > You have to pay for both of it.
Liaria Cullen > not if you're good
Midnight 5torm > piracy is awesome. o/
Jago Kain > are you all logged in on the works computers?
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
sosei trader > you do realise it's saturdaymorning, right jags?
Jago Kain > doh
Jago Kain > no i hadnt
Jago Kain > <--- not got a clue what day it is
sosei trader > thought so :)
Jago Kain > meh; its all the same to me. get up. eat bacon. surf net. wank. cry self to sleep; rinse and repeat
Foomanshoe > precusuin ammo is almost a must for frigates
Foomanshoe > fortunately spelling isnt
Needsleep000 > lol i read that as percussion
Foomanshoe > Nova Precision Heavy Missile is a must for frigates
Needsleep000 > yeah i know what you meant, but i pictured you with drums
Foomanshoe > you have no idea what i look like how can you picture me with drums
Needsleep000 > i pictured an apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > im in a tengu
Needsleep000 > i know, but i was imagining you in a apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > you seeing me nekkid too cause your freaking me out
Anvyl Ironstryke > lol
Needsleep000 > wait how did you find out about that
Anvyl Ironstryke > no he can't see your naked. your curtains are in the way.
Foomanshoe > well i may have on no pants but im not nekkid
Foomanshoe > fortunately spelling isnt
Needsleep000 > lol i read that as percussion
Foomanshoe > Nova Precision Heavy Missile is a must for frigates
Needsleep000 > yeah i know what you meant, but i pictured you with drums
Foomanshoe > you have no idea what i look like how can you picture me with drums
Needsleep000 > i pictured an apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > im in a tengu
Needsleep000 > i know, but i was imagining you in a apoc with drums
Foomanshoe > you seeing me nekkid too cause your freaking me out
Anvyl Ironstryke > lol
Needsleep000 > wait how did you find out about that
Anvyl Ironstryke > no he can't see your naked. your curtains are in the way.
Foomanshoe > well i may have on no pants but im not nekkid
Siddic Keshin > can you stack afterburners ?
GM Haggis > Yes you can
GM Haggis > Take them off your ship
GM Haggis > Repackage them
GM Haggis > Right click > Stack
Siddic Keshin > i got trolled by a GM, i feel dirty
GM Haggis > Yes you can
GM Haggis > Take them off your ship
GM Haggis > Repackage them
GM Haggis > Right click > Stack
Siddic Keshin > i got trolled by a GM, i feel dirty
Bucefalus Black > do you get mute from oral sex than?
Jago Kain > no comment
Jago Kain > no comment
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?