The Enslaver > Your female, sorry, we aren't into that sort of thing. :|
Yohan vonRicthart > but when the bawdy phrases are returned to me, and sweet forbidden dalliance is offered, I ALWAYS turn it down and then get yelled at for leading the girl on........I am truly wretched lol =)
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Lefia > well at least there is always make up sex
Yohan vonRicthart > truly
Lefia > Or as my fiance referrs to it as, "Wild monkey jungle sex with whipped topping and a thin layer of chocolate." and I'm dead serious about that
Yohan vonRicthart > unfortunately, my better half does not like to use things that will make the sheets or her dirty......but it matters not. There are very few experiences that I have not had......so I can deal.
Yohan vonRicthart > certain food stuffs make for excellent foreplay........ah those were the days. (sigh)
Lefia > Well it was figurative food anyway, I don't personally enjoy being sticky
Yohan vonRicthart > haha
Lefia > nor having your partner go into a diabetic coma licking 2 pounds of frosting off your body
Yohan vonRicthart > LMAO
Lefia >Plus, spending 3 hours in the emergency room with frosting in your panties is not the most fun you can have on a date
Yohan vonRicthart > no, but WHAT A STORY that would be eh?
Lefia > Yes, one to tell the grandkids I'm sure =p
Yohan vonRicthart > yes, you would almost have to get married on principal
Lefia > Hehe
Lefia > Especially if it had been him wearing the panties
Yohan vonRicthart > who else could you find after that to match up........not to mention you would not want to do it agai........................I just read that.........EEEEEEWWWWWWWW VISUAL IMAGE!!!
Lefia > Hehe, I win
Steelomen > БЛэк берд
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Steelomen > ты откуда шпилиш?
Dipluz > wtf?
JackknifedII pulls out his universal translator
Morgan Tackler starts babelfish...
Dipluz > hehehehe
SneGreger gets his hired russian wife
SneGreger > er, oooops =/
Liet Traep > Atandros!
Liet Traep > Atandros um are you okay? I saw this http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956 and I was worried about ya.
Posh Jon > looool
Liet Traep > he doesn't answer. Perhaps he's a bit embarrassed?
Posh Jon > I like it personally :D
Atandros > Embarrassed? Oh God, you have no idea
Atandros > I <i>so </i>should have had my teddy on and not the negligee
Atandros > Oh well :(
Posh Jon > rawr!!!
Davien Kaahtt > /emote blinks
Atandros > Don't worry Liet, I know what a lingerie faux pas it was
Posh Jon > You could borrow my beaded thong :)
Atandros > Why thank you. Now there's an idea
Liet Traep > Atandros um are you okay? I saw this http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/3956 and I was worried about ya.
Posh Jon > looool
Liet Traep > he doesn't answer. Perhaps he's a bit embarrassed?
Posh Jon > I like it personally :D
Atandros > Embarrassed? Oh God, you have no idea
Atandros > I <i>so </i>should have had my teddy on and not the negligee
Atandros > Oh well :(
Posh Jon > rawr!!!
Davien Kaahtt > /emote blinks
Atandros > Don't worry Liet, I know what a lingerie faux pas it was
Posh Jon > You could borrow my beaded thong :)
Atandros > Why thank you. Now there's an idea
Jacob Majestic > is it possible for a raven to tank a gate in 1.0?
Itanis > concord, ever hear about them?
Itanis > concord, ever hear about them?
skystorm > I'm crossing low sec with a 63mill cargo :p be advised new pants needed
King Prowler > lol
Tenron > lmao
Lewis Freeman > lol
andy H > hehe
aeturnis > i got some tp if you need it
King Prowler > lol
Tenron > lmao
Lewis Freeman > lol
andy H > hehe
aeturnis > i got some tp if you need it
Lomong > Btw, a little advisory for the newer pilots in local: There's a couple of pirates in frigs running around, so be careful
Whoopsie Doodleson > I didn't know you could run in a frig
Whoopsie Doodleson > Are there little legs somewhere?
Whoopsie Doodleson > Oh, I see what you mean now, never mind.
Whoopsie Doodleson > You mean we're running around *inside* our frigs. Gotcha.
Whoopsie Doodleson > ok. thanx.
Whoopsie Doodleson > BY BY
Whoopsie Doodleson > I didn't know you could run in a frig
Whoopsie Doodleson > Are there little legs somewhere?
Whoopsie Doodleson > Oh, I see what you mean now, never mind.
Whoopsie Doodleson > You mean we're running around *inside* our frigs. Gotcha.
Whoopsie Doodleson > ok. thanx.
Whoopsie Doodleson > BY BY
<Grathn> Current Song: The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
<&MrBlades> REQUESTED BY HELIX
<@DJ_Helix> dedicated to Blades and Diaego
<~Diaego> haha i love this song
<~Diaego> its so my theme tune
<&MrBlades> REQUESTED BY HELIX
<@DJ_Helix> dedicated to Blades and Diaego
<~Diaego> haha i love this song
<~Diaego> its so my theme tune
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Naoko Aoki > what makes you think i'm a hippy...?
Knightside > the VW beetle
Knightside > the VW beetle