High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
Verone > jesus, i hate those POS. New ishtar description
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Verone > "While not endowed with as much pure firepower as other ships of its category, the Ishtar is more than able to die horribly by virtue of its tremendous uselessness at tanking and its unique inability to effectively utilise it's slots."
Verone > Touted as "the Ishkur's retarded brother," the Ishtar design is the worst CreoDron have ever done when creating a completely dedicated drone carrier.
Verone > At various stages in the failure of its development process, plans were made to strengthen the vessel in other areas, but ultimately CreoDron engineers took a day off during the blueprint finalization and left the design to a pack of half drugged incomeptent morons from Lai Dai.
weedmasta > hehe
R31D > Ishtar is so cool until you spend 120m on it and try and fit a decent setup
Verone > Gallente Cruiser Skill Bonus: 5% bonus to Fail and 10% bonus to opponent lollercoaster and humility per skill level.
TamiyaCowboy > i have those skills :)
Cetshwayo > do not mock teh nanoishtar!
Verone > Heavy Assault Ship Skill Bonus: +5 km bonus to retard retainment field and +5000% extra "Wish I'd Bought an Eos" per level.
Verone > Piece of shit.
Nevin Dread > who has yet to block me?
Kybernis > I haven't blocked you. Should I?
Nevin Dread > no
Kybernis > very good
Nevin Dread > than id have no one to talk to
Christopher Weikert Kybernis Most have lol.. I havn't because I need to know when he does what he does so I can still sell itmes.. but he has been spam clearing the screen
*(market spam)*
Kybernis > I wish I knew the spam clearing trick
Nevin Dread > id have to move to jita, and there id never be able to keep up with all the spam
Christopher Weikert > He will tell you how
Nevin Dread > you wish you new how to do
Nevin Dread > .
.
Nevin Dread > this?
Kybernis > that
*(market spam)*
NightmareJacK EL > idiot locked: block mode engaged
Nevin Dread > then do shift>return a bunch of times
Nevin Dread > then do another dot
Fecal Fingers > .
Fecal Fingers > lol
Christopher Weikert> NightmareJacK EL I tried to warn you guys lol
Fecal Fingers > .
.
NightmareJacK EL > lol
Fecal Fingers > sweet niblets
Kybernis > .
.
Nevin Dread > now do return w/o the shift
Kybernis > that rocks
Nevin Dread > lol
Achmedicate > My block list keeps growing and growing
Kybernis > It's like a stupidity eraser
NightmareJacK EL > idiot clone locked block mode angaged again..
Kybernis > I haven't blocked you. Should I?
Nevin Dread > no
Kybernis > very good
Nevin Dread > than id have no one to talk to
Christopher Weikert Kybernis Most have lol.. I havn't because I need to know when he does what he does so I can still sell itmes.. but he has been spam clearing the screen
*(market spam)*
Kybernis > I wish I knew the spam clearing trick
Nevin Dread > id have to move to jita, and there id never be able to keep up with all the spam
Christopher Weikert > He will tell you how
Nevin Dread > you wish you new how to do
Nevin Dread > .
.
Nevin Dread > this?
Kybernis > that
*(market spam)*
NightmareJacK EL > idiot locked: block mode engaged
Nevin Dread > then do shift>return a bunch of times
Nevin Dread > then do another dot
Fecal Fingers > .
Fecal Fingers > lol
Christopher Weikert> NightmareJacK EL I tried to warn you guys lol
Fecal Fingers > .
.
NightmareJacK EL > lol
Fecal Fingers > sweet niblets
Kybernis > .
.
Nevin Dread > now do return w/o the shift
Kybernis > that rocks
Nevin Dread > lol
Achmedicate > My block list keeps growing and growing
Kybernis > It's like a stupidity eraser
NightmareJacK EL > idiot clone locked block mode angaged again..
Brasema > i need to blow up something
PR3VIOUS > balloon?
Brasema > *sigh*
PR3VIOUS > balloon?
Brasema > *sigh*
Zo5o > warpstabs in hisec!
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Zo5o > FTW!
Sash'a > its like putting a condom in your ass for the guy whos gonna rape you
Tarminic> I'm fairly certain this patch has achieved a bug to feature ratio of 3 to 1.
Guillitene Fall > woo hoo swallowed by an apoc lol
Twilight Moon > Kinky
Twilight Moon > You love it.
Twilight Moon > Kinky
Twilight Moon > You love it.
Evil Incarn8 > /emote impales red on a ski
Gorilla Red > on a what?
Evil Incarn8 > asski
Fatulous > that sounds kinky
Korinne > kinky is getting your organs perforated by the sheer force imparted by a dolphins ejaculation while 3 male dolphins rub their wangs on each other and watch
Korinne > someone posted an image of that on a creationist vs athiest forum....
Fatulous > i'd buy that for a dollar
Aharon Giizhag > that ain't kinky...that's pure wrong :p
Gorilla Red > on a what?
Evil Incarn8 > asski
Fatulous > that sounds kinky
Korinne > kinky is getting your organs perforated by the sheer force imparted by a dolphins ejaculation while 3 male dolphins rub their wangs on each other and watch
Korinne > someone posted an image of that on a creationist vs athiest forum....
Fatulous > i'd buy that for a dollar
Aharon Giizhag > that ain't kinky...that's pure wrong :p
Super Bitwise > unspawn range=40000 only=categoryDrone
j0sephine > o.o now do that with categoryPod ;s
Super Bitwise > ... WTB slashes
Super Kae > omg 1337 h4x
j0sephine > o.o now do that with categoryPod ;s
Super Bitwise > ... WTB slashes
Super Kae > omg 1337 h4x
Gturtle > the firend I've got playing eve is in my dorm room, playing eve
Gturtle > it's two in the morning
Geisha Jang > lol! u've made an addict!!! :D
Geisha Jang > ahah
Gturtle > I want sleep >_>
Geisha Jang > go sleep then! >.<
Gturtle > He's in my room -.-
Monev TheGale > engineer a random power failure
Monev TheGale > or just start striping naked.
Monev TheGale > he'll either leave, or do things you might enjoy anyway.
Gturtle > it's two in the morning
Geisha Jang > lol! u've made an addict!!! :D
Geisha Jang > ahah
Gturtle > I want sleep >_>
Geisha Jang > go sleep then! >.<
Gturtle > He's in my room -.-
Monev TheGale > engineer a random power failure
Monev TheGale > or just start striping naked.
Monev TheGale > he'll either leave, or do things you might enjoy anyway.