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Feasd > teh damn pirate's not answering anyway :P
Teeg > Oh NO! You said "teh"!
Feasd > yeah, but when I 'teh', it's a typo... not a lifestyle choice :)
ophiuchus3000 > Where did Kronque come from!
Kronque > well you see, when a mommy capsuleer and a daddy capsuleer really love each other...
ophiuchus3000 > they buy slaves?
Kronque > ouch, kick the minmatar while he's down you amarrian dog
Angelis666 > /emote is feeling a little horse
Angelis666 > wait that came out wroung
Liet Traep > so when are we going to get a bunch together to do the new complexes?
Jimblob > .... when the war is a bit less up close and personal?
Liet Traep > oh yeah that thing
Tyto > lol, mirabilis was a nickname of a teacher at my school
miriablis > bet he didnt have guns though
Tyto > no he was an idiot :)
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish

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Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..

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Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
<@Sadist> omg Farjung
<@Sadist> hold me in my sorrow ;
<@Farjung> Dry your tears in my hair sweet Sadist
<@Farjung> Hmm
<@Farjung> That was actually too gay even for a channel in which both MaZ- and Frools reside
Ikvar > I forgot you can't use them :)
Cmdr Patrick > fuck off
Cmdr Patrick > i can use a t2 large dick
Ikvar > I bet you could use a T2 large dick but that's not the issue here
Akion Noscire > vietnam? Minmatar Prime, fetching me some slaves :P
Blue Python > lol
Gturtle > Bwahaha
Gturtle > Reminds me of the old joke, how many Minmater does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blue Python > I don't know
Gturtle > Who the fuck are we kidding, they just add another stick to the fire
Gturtle > &lt;_&lt;
Akion Noscire > hehehehe
Blue Python > lol
Monev TheGale > heh
Gturtle > Minmater ships don't have injection systems, the pilot just kicks out the window and jumps while yelling "Fwwooooooosh"
Gturtle > Err injection= ejection
Akion Noscire > dare you to go to a 0.0 mimatar space and tell that joke
Gturtle > A minmater interceptor is a pilot strapped to a cruise missile &lt;_&lt;
Blue Python > lol
Akion Noscire > hahaha
Gturtle > Why do minmater always travel in groups of three?
Gturtle > One to read, One to Write, one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals
Quinn Oron > Nrrg.
Quinn Oron > Have your legs ever fallen asleep while you're reading a book on the toilet, and when you get up to finish, you forget they're asleep and you stumble over and faceplant into a bathtub still filled with tepid bath water?
Lake > Thursday.
Quinn Oron > Yeah, me neither.
Quinn Oron > /emote rubs head.
Quinn Oron > Gonna need a new copy of The Empyrean Age. =/
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