Huevitos > how does one lower thier security status
vixeyy > Attack concord, other players in high sec
vixeyy > pod kill in low sec
ashurman > go to low sec and start shooting people
wiggins542 > the goal
wiggins542 > is not to lower it lol
vixeyy > carry stolen goods
ashurman > moon concord
vixeyy > illegal not stolen*
Isengrin > Make a Concord/doughnut joke at a 1.0 gate
Huevitos > lol fuck yall
vixeyy > Attack concord, other players in high sec
vixeyy > pod kill in low sec
ashurman > go to low sec and start shooting people
wiggins542 > the goal
wiggins542 > is not to lower it lol
vixeyy > carry stolen goods
ashurman > moon concord
vixeyy > illegal not stolen*
Isengrin > Make a Concord/doughnut joke at a 1.0 gate
Huevitos > lol fuck yall
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Syfa > OH GOD FURCADIA THE MEMORIES THEY HURT
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
Syfa > FUCK!
Milo Caman > What?
Syfa > I went to work a shift over at another store for a manager I know... and they had this... well really fat weaboo girl
Syfa > Who decided that I *must* like her, because I like anime
Syfa > So, she was telling me *ALL* about herself
Syfa > And then she drops the fucking nuke
Syfa > "So, have you heard of furcadia or furries before"
Syfa > GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WOMAN YOU ARE UNCLEAN!
Milo Caman > Reaction at time?
Syfa > Tried to find the can of air-freshener I saw earlier
Syfa > cause I know that shit makes *amazing* impromptu flamethrower
Syfa > I think she hid it
ZAKARIUS > got pissed off with lynn coz he wanted us all in expendable ships when we went into combat
Kubbur > EXPENDABLE
Kubbur > we ain't expendable
ZAKARIUS > he thought we were
ZAKARIUS > nothing worse than gang warping 20 odd jumps to die
* Kubbur grabs his shotgun and starts looking for Lynn
Kubbur > EXPENDABLE
Kubbur > we ain't expendable
ZAKARIUS > he thought we were
ZAKARIUS > nothing worse than gang warping 20 odd jumps to die
* Kubbur grabs his shotgun and starts looking for Lynn
Tristan Acoma: People don't understand fapping. It's complicated. Very complicated. People assume that fapping is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, fappy-wappy... stuff.
EVE System > Channel changed to O-JPKH Local Channel
[Carlton Cold > Scum sucking traitors
Carlton Cold > I am going to enjoy raiding you
Carlton Cold > then I am goin to enjoy displaying your corpses along tribute when NC come crashing down
Mattias Kerensky > mmhmm
Carlton Cold > yes mm hmm bitch
Carlton Cold > keep your rent up bitch
Mattias Kerensky > Oh stfu. You're living in a fantasy world, m8. We own your puny alliance.
Mattias Kerensky > now run from me
Carlton Cold > fk u
[Mattias Kerensky > that's right, bitch
Mattias Kerensky > hahaha
EVE System > Channel changed to HB7R-F Local Channel
Carlton Cold > wat anoob you cant even catch a badger in an inty
Carlton Cold > I owned you
Mattias Kerensky > A stabber isn't an inty, m8. How long you been playing this game again?
[Carlton Cold > Scum sucking traitors
Carlton Cold > I am going to enjoy raiding you
Carlton Cold > then I am goin to enjoy displaying your corpses along tribute when NC come crashing down
Mattias Kerensky > mmhmm
Carlton Cold > yes mm hmm bitch
Carlton Cold > keep your rent up bitch
Mattias Kerensky > Oh stfu. You're living in a fantasy world, m8. We own your puny alliance.
Mattias Kerensky > now run from me
Carlton Cold > fk u
[Mattias Kerensky > that's right, bitch
Mattias Kerensky > hahaha
EVE System > Channel changed to HB7R-F Local Channel
Carlton Cold > wat anoob you cant even catch a badger in an inty
Carlton Cold > I owned you
Mattias Kerensky > A stabber isn't an inty, m8. How long you been playing this game again?
Uori > how long is deaggression timer, to dock?
linkeleo > 1 minute
Uori > ty
linkeleo > but it feels longer when your being pounded
Uori > I'm the one who'll be doing the pounding
linkeleo > 1 minute
Uori > ty
linkeleo > but it feels longer when your being pounded
Uori > I'm the one who'll be doing the pounding
Jenina Hawke > Hey, I'm having company over!
Jenina Hawke > Cannot run around in my Jessica Rabbit suit... well... I could... but we have a brainstorming session....
Rozaar Auroa > crist who do you have to kill to see that outfit on jen?
Rozaar Auroa > hehe
Jenina Hawke > Roz... I would have to say - you
Jenina Hawke > Tolin Dorden: You up for the job, Pirate?
Jenina Hawke > Cannot run around in my Jessica Rabbit suit... well... I could... but we have a brainstorming session....
Rozaar Auroa > crist who do you have to kill to see that outfit on jen?
Rozaar Auroa > hehe
Jenina Hawke > Roz... I would have to say - you
Jenina Hawke > Tolin Dorden: You up for the job, Pirate?
Mtthias Clemi > you dont condone piracy?
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Exelsior > no...
Exelsior > well
Exelsior > eve piracy
Exelsior > normal piracy like 'yarr!' in boats s good
Duries Kain > I think my wife is about to pod me :( lol.
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro
Holy One > turn your hardeners on duries.
Duries Kain > got full room agro