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Ferrete > If I ever meet this 'Scotty' the docking manager I swear I am going to pod his ass repeatedly... =/
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
Destroying Angel > nothing to see here kids.. just a herpes flare up
dssouleater > u can get a cream for that
Destroying Angel > I had some, but it tastes just like snowdrift paste.. goes awesome on crispy creme donuts
D Joe > hello my name is d joe and im selling 12 minmatar titans but if i dont sell them by tomorrow my boss will KILL ME so i am willing to sell them for 1 bil each or 9 bil for all of them
D Joe > serious replies only please
garnandal > only one Titan BPO has been sold =)
Lucious Love > it takes, what, 6 months to build the things?
garnandal > think like 3
Lucious Love > ok, 3
Lucious Love > you cant dock them
D Joe > ive been building them since 1 year after eve started
garnandal > link it =0
D Joe > that is a security risk i am not allowed to take
Vogon > lol
Vogon > scammer
Lucious Love > i have 900bil i will buy them all for 2 mil
D Joe > ok im in a hurry so if anyone has 5mil i will give them all 12 titans
Slayre Lowca > d joe you are a flaming retard lol
Skytex > last night i did some ratting for like an hour, but it was real life ratting. killed 5 of em in the shop with my air rifle.
Darth Nurdy > headshots?
Skytex > i got 1 headshot, 3 spine shots, and one in the gut
<@MaZ-> i grepped your mother
<@MaZ-> on a fat32 filesystem lolo
<Laythun> did she enjoy it?
<@spiralJunkie> your mother is fat32
<@spiralJunkie> in fact she's so fat
<@spiralJunkie> she's fat64
hydraSlav > i am gonna petition them for "dev impersonization" for using "devs" in their ship names
Alise Hkarr > it isn't impersonation if it's true
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
Azia Burgi > oh eagle i was watching a program on monday night
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah?
Azia Burgi > do you REALLY have fruit exclusion zones?
Eagle Extravaganza > yes
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > quarantine
Azia Burgi > what on earth for?
Eagle Extravaganza > you cant take fruit interstate
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit flies and shit
Azia Burgi > um....
Azia Burgi > you know flies can um... you know...
Azia Burgi > fly
Eagle Extravaganza > yeah, tell our Govt that
Eagle Extravaganza > and if your a fly, do you wanna cross a desert?
WashuChanUK > The gov in Aussie aint too bright
Azia Burgi > is there yummy fruit on the other side?
Eagle Extravaganza > well, most of the exclusion zones are surrounded by desert
Eagle Extravaganza > so yeah, there might be
Azia Burgi > the flies flew to australia across oceans...
Azia Burgi > a bit of desert isn't going to stop them
Eagle Extravaganza > tell that to Mr Rudd
WashuChanUK > Dont you mean Premier Rudd
Eagle Extravaganza > fruit fly zones were a Howard thing though
Eagle Extravaganza > that guy was a fucking idiot
Eagle Extravaganza > lieing basterd
Azia Burgi > would fruit flies really do that much damage to your crops?
Eagle Extravaganza > probably not
Ned Hamford > They are damn annoying
Eagle Extravaganza > but polis are idiots
Harii Renn > people with no concept of the real world?
Azia Burgi > what if you have a pet fruit fly on a bit of string?
WashuChanUK > Your a cruel person
Azia Burgi > i wouldn't tie it tightly
Azia Burgi > its just the same concept as having a dog on a lead
Eagle Extravaganza > I want a pet fruit fly now :S
Kaylee Fisher > hell, almost half of us states let you have sex with liviving horses
Korinne > hey, horses need love too
Korinne > and i think having sex with dead horses would be creepier
Scrawt > i agree
Scrawt > thats the kind of forward thinking we lack in britain
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