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Stupid Pubbie > Guys guys, they're finally rolling out the monocle update!
Ingmar Norg > Hmm, that's not bad.
Ingmar Norg > The neodymium I mean, fuck monocles.
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
Asero > did the Ju POS go down?
Ice Breaker > yes
Ice Breaker > station shootable tomorrow, but current owner smackable today already
Bodewhin Schwarz > This, because whn he kills it you owe me and Astro 10 bucks
TheSovietPr0duct > No you guys bet with each other. I owe you nothing lol
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Nina
Bodewhin Schwarz > No we Bet you that Surrey would kill it again
TheSovietPr0duct > I never accepted. >>'
Bodewhin Schwarz > You dont have a choice
TheSovietPr0duct > You'll have to take the money from my wallet. :P
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ok
Bodewhin Schwarz > Ill kick you and take your wallet
Captain Astro > /emote will send hash over to rough you up
Captain Astro > and turkey slap you
TheSovietPr0duct > Hash is a fattie..
Bodewhin Schwarz > Psh, hash couldnt knock a pea off a chop
TheSovietPr0duct > I'll roll him down a hill. <3
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > and a pedo
TheSovietPr0duct > Eactly. ANd Bode.. you're a femaile.. you can't kick for shit. :P
TheSovietPr0duct > UNless you get mah balls.. :
Captain Astro > make sure there are no parks n schools at the bottom fo the hill... otherwise you do him a favour
Captain Astro > ahem?
Captain Astro > isnt bode a lesbian, they can hit harder than any man
Bodewhin Schwarz > o
TheSovietPr0duct > >_>
Bodewhin Schwarz > Arent you gay Astro?
Captain Astro > lawl
Captain Astro > only on tuesdays
TheSovietPr0duct > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
Bodewhin Schwarz > And Thokia, you are... SO you are more a woman then I am -.-
Captain Astro > lawl
TheSovietPr0duct > And you cna't bio this because it's on Luke's account HAH!
Bodewhin Schwarz > Yes I can
TheSovietPr0duct > Do it.. I dareyou.
Bodewhin Schwarz > [09:14:40] Thokia > But I'm gay. Therefore.. my balls are steel. o/
TheSovietPr0duct > HEy!
Captain Astro > o/
TheSovietPr0duct > That's cheating!
Captain Astro > win
TheSovietPr0duct > No you can't do that! <<
Bodewhin Schwarz > Well I just did?
TheSovietPr0duct > I really hate lesbians.
Zarkonian > hey dude
Zarkonian > wasabi
Taize > not too much...you?
Zarkonian > missions atm.....gettin ready to go poke my girl ftw
Taize > :P
Taize > lol...n00b
Zarkonian > i wanna collect my loot 1st
Zarkonian > she can start without me lol
Taize > batteries ftw :)
Morphix > my cousin, that got me into trouble
Morphix > got a nail put through his eye yesterday
Morphix > he might lose it :/
DigitalCommunist > I see.
Well just wanted to mention there's a guy called McFeet in this local, and none of the other guys in local knows him...

* SmallFuzzyAlien hands over a McHand to McFeet
armslave > Mcmoon
SmallFuzzyAlien > see, just a couple more of them and he's complete =)
armslave > carefull or hel fling Mcpoo at u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I better wear my McVizier =)
armslave > or bring yer Mcbrella
SmallFuzzyAlien > it might work, but he might know the McWind poo style
armslave > the Mcpoo curve underhand shot
SmallFuzzyAlien > sounds advanced, is it a McPooLauncher II?
armslave > yeah heavy skilling for it though
SmallFuzzyAlien > McFury IV and McPoo V, is'nt that all?
armslave > no McFury V is neede for the Mcmjolnir torpedoes to be effective
SmallFuzzyAlien > aah I C
armslave > ya know i bet hes not afk and is marking us both down on his kill list
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I need McLife to get the McPoo skill =(
armslave > Mcguyver will save u
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, I would'nt want that, McFeet's McFleet will prolly McEat us, and make us to McSeats for his new McLeet ship with white McSheet's and heavy McBeat
armslave > lol u had to think mchard for that one
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yes :P
armslave > o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > Mc0/
SmallFuzzyAlien > sry, just can't stop it
Achich > o/
armslave > Mclol
armslave > Mcyarrr
armslave > Mclo o/
SmallFuzzyAlien > damn, I'm McFantasy just ran out =(
SmallFuzzyAlien > you got any McCharges for it?
armslave > Mcdolls for sale in 4c
SmallFuzzyAlien > arf, I'm too tired to move my McShip somewhere =(
armslave > think we should save this and send him the chat logs?
armslave > lol
SmallFuzzyAlien > lol, yeah why not :P
armslave > im abt to run out of Mctorps
armslave > hope helios gets back soon with those bpo's from Mcempire
armslave > but he went through the drive througs i think
SmallFuzzyAlien > there might be two results, either he wont like it and there'll be a McFleet alá McFeet here, McEating us, or, he might like it and send us some McGreets from his other McFeet =)
armslave > to Mcbbq us
armslave > to the MCcave batman!!!
SmallFuzzyAlien > my McHead aches, think he's doing something McPsychological to me
SmallFuzzyAlien > or I might just be tired after making McBread all night long =(
armslave > mmm Mcpizza
SmallFuzzyAlien > oh, that's a McSin, don't think McFeet would like you now!
armslave > same Mcmaker though
SmallFuzzyAlien > nah, making McPizza with your McFeets ain't very McAppetizing
armslave > gives that extra Mcflavor
* SmallFuzzyAlien is putting McMrApE to bed
armslave > these mcguardian initiates arent very smart scrambling my mcdrones
SmallFuzzyAlien > they might think it's small McNoob ships =)
SmallFuzzyAlien > this is starting to go to far now, I'm gonna dream about Mc's all day :/
armslave > whatever make su mchappy :)
armslave > hell prob send us some hate mail later
SmallFuzzyAlien > I guess :P
SmallFuzzyAlien > I better go McSleep now, maybe you should send him the logs, he might get a good McLaugh =)
Garthran > finally, i find my real purpose... i don't have as much DPS as you guys with your ravens, and i'm not as good at mining as a covetor pilot... but i'd love to see a raven or a covetor tank as much as me, for as long as i can :D
Stern Black > i might be able to in a rokh but then would have the DPS of a tea towel
uppgift > Hey lister
Lister ofSMEG > hi upp
uppgift > they have finally made a lightsaber:P
Lister ofSMEG > do tell
uppgift > http://www.wickedlasers.com/
uppgift > apperently it will cause instant blindness and can burn skin
Lister ofSMEG > what the hell do you use this for
Lister ofSMEG > not a toy
uppgift > i have no idea
Sabastian Furia > why do you have to use it for anything?
uppgift > i think the local obi wan we have here would buy one:P
 Tribisha > hehe.. I love their comparison chart
Tribisha > Burning Power: Make holes in black trash bags, pop dark colored balloons.. etc
Tribisha > lol
uppgift > lol
Lister ofSMEG > so its a $200 toy they you need safety googles for and that at its most efffective, allows you to go to war with an ants nest
Sabastian Furia > so you ordered 3?
Loquatos > wasnt there a 1000$ model to
Tribisha > I can understand its usefulness in extreme sports and stuff like survival courses etc.. but for every tom, dick and harry.. not so sure :)
uppgift > yeah it should not be sold
Tribisha > then again.. not every tom, dick and harry has $1300 to throw at a "fun toy" :).. oh wait.. how many PS3's sold on release day? :)
Legendalpha > hey i know tom dick and harry and they would love one
Legendalpha > along with moe larry and curly
Sabastian Furia > love those guys
Lister ofSMEG > local astromomy clubs where using the green laser due to its thight beam. allowed them to point to what they were looking at
uppgift > yeah laser has its usefullness but not for for tom, dick, harry, moe, larry or curly
Legendalpha > oh now the boys could find more uses for it than anyone else i bet
uppgift > oh yeah and now when the news talk about how dangerus its is everyone's gonna want one
Legendalpha > oooo can it slice cake or cheese
uppgift > na just burn it
Sabastian Furia > cake? /me gets credit card
Tribisha > it can pop balloons.. think of all the little children's brithday parties you could ruin :)
uppgift > im reading the comments on the articel about it and someone said" got the laster today, fun to start the grill with"
Tribisha > "fun to start my cigarette with.. oh but be careful not to blind yourself or burn a hole through your left nostril" :)
Sabastian Furia > apparently the right nostril is not affected?
IceGuerilla > OK, guys, EVE and real life don't mix: I opened Google Earth and EVE together and my PC crashed.
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