(OmberZombie) i'm like jesus, someone mined me and i was resurected as a railgun toting megalomaniac
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
Senator Gemminia > my dictor is dead, big fucking ASS camp
The Slayer > where da camp at
[Senator Gemminia > all close rang eon sendaya gate in doril
Thorn Glawer > an ass camp?
Thorn Glawer > sounds like our kind of thing
The Slayer > no no no
The Slayer > we have a lot of CAMP ASS in our alliance
The Slayer > easy mistake to make
Kaylee Starforge > define big fucking?
The Slayer > 6"11 Black man and a tube of lube?
Tripline > /emote shrugs
The Slayer > where da camp at
[Senator Gemminia > all close rang eon sendaya gate in doril
Thorn Glawer > an ass camp?
Thorn Glawer > sounds like our kind of thing
The Slayer > no no no
The Slayer > we have a lot of CAMP ASS in our alliance
The Slayer > easy mistake to make
Kaylee Starforge > define big fucking?
The Slayer > 6"11 Black man and a tube of lube?
Tripline > /emote shrugs
De FENS > lol my browser says the ASCN homepage is a phishing site
Devilish Ledoux > nine days, bitches
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
neo samu > what you training for?
Devilish Ledoux > Vagabond
Devilish Ledoux > it's going to be horrifying
neo samu > hmm, a vagabond must be blood raider rat heaven
neo samu > with those resists I mean
Devilish Ledoux > rat?
Devilish Ledoux > RAT?!
Devilish Ledoux > BLASPHEMY!!!!!
neo samu > if you want safe cash!
Devilish Ledoux > BURN, HERETIC!!!!!
neo samu > well, officers are rats!
Devilish Ledoux > I have never killed one
neo samu > well, if you were riding around in your vagabond and you saw one, what would you do?
neo samu > huh huh!
Devilish Ledoux > kill the guy trying to pop it
neo samu > if it was only you there!
Devilish Ledoux > I'd wait
Kyoko Sakoda > BoB's the life eh?
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Knuck > well directorship is kinda the win
Kyoko Sakoda > You get massaged by supermodels too?
Knuck > but I do a shitload of work =/
Kyoko Sakoda > work? in a game? pff
Kyoko Sakoda > hypocrisy I say
Twinis > lol
Kyoko Sakoda > all the omerta directors understand you shouldn't be working while you try to relax by playing a game
Kyoko Sakoda > that's why we all fail miserably :P
Cal Jericho > does a smart bomb hit ur own drones?
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
Finraer > Yes
Cal Jericho > not very smart....
NonstickRon > Ok...the wife just sprung some valentines presents on me that pretty much require I leave right now.
NonstickRon > o/
NonstickRon > o/
tappad Don't manticores just suck? Second tengu i've caught and not been able to kill because of way too low damage
eric_hifly : hey tappad: I hope you are not using kinetic torps on a tengu
Aron Sun : unless cat then blame kids/gf/wife/some other relative
avicomo : my old cat bubbled a whole blue fleet once :)
eric_hifly : hey tappad: I hope you are not using kinetic torps on a tengu
Aron Sun : unless cat then blame kids/gf/wife/some other relative
avicomo : my old cat bubbled a whole blue fleet once :)
sigirelli > my em restistance is still only 2% tho
sigirelli > hmm
sigirelli > with invuln n proton
Akhual > you need to switch them on :)
Akhual > lol
sigirelli > have done
Akhual > hmm, they're switched on, and you r/click your ship and od a show info
Akhual > and they're at 2%?
sigirelli > yeh
sigirelli > 2.42039663148 %
{following this is about 10 minutes of solid head scratching trying to figure out what bug is stopping sig from having correct resists...}
Akhual > dude hang on
Akhual > are you undocked?
sigirelli > no......
Akhual > roflmao
Akhual > you need to be undocked to activate an active hardner and to get the effect!
sigirelli > oh yeh....
sigirelli > TIMMMMMAY
Akhual > another one for omgrawr
sigirelli > I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN PAGE :(
sigirelli > hmm
sigirelli > with invuln n proton
Akhual > you need to switch them on :)
Akhual > lol
sigirelli > have done
Akhual > hmm, they're switched on, and you r/click your ship and od a show info
Akhual > and they're at 2%?
sigirelli > yeh
sigirelli > 2.42039663148 %
{following this is about 10 minutes of solid head scratching trying to figure out what bug is stopping sig from having correct resists...}
Akhual > dude hang on
Akhual > are you undocked?
sigirelli > no......
Akhual > roflmao
Akhual > you need to be undocked to activate an active hardner and to get the effect!
sigirelli > oh yeh....
sigirelli > TIMMMMMAY
Akhual > another one for omgrawr
sigirelli > I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN PAGE :(
<Levin> do you have a racing wheel for the pc?
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE
<Sadist> <-- has a racing wheel
<Levin> :|
<Levin> you fail life
<Levin> you could like
<Levin> buy a real car
<Sadist> Levin
<Sadist> like
<Sadist> I already have a real car
<Sadist> :
<Levin> :/
<Levin> does it run on the tears of emo children that you torture in the trunk?
<Sadist> sometimes
<Levin> awesome
<Sadist> only when Pall and Vex are around
<Sadist> ;
<Levin> I GET 700MILES TO THE PALLANTRE
<Levin> IN MY GRIEFMOBILE