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lobok > im homosexual, i hope you guys are ok with that
lobok > Mental note: Never let your account be online without watcihng at DJ's computer
Veerloth > /emote has misplaced the last 2 hours and can't find them
Anatolus Kaldar > look under the bed
turquois > or under the sofa cushions
Veerloth > no use, once they are lost there is just no finding them : (
Veerloth > I think they end up in the same place my socks do
turquois > they get eaten by the dryer fairy?
Veerloth > Is that what happens?
Anatolus Kaldar > for some reason she only eats one of mine :(
Veerloth > Or the washer gnome? cause I don't think they make it to the dryer sometimes
turquois > nato - why is it a she?
Anatolus Kaldar > no alcohol in socks so why would a male eat it
turquois > good point well made
Morgana Wulf > btw, I skipped the last lecture today ... it was about treatment of gameaddiction ;P
lexiares > hey dyke go suck on some testiclates
JLobes > Testiclates?
Jessie Banda > I tried but couldn't find any on ya alexia :)
JLobes > sounds like a POS material
Jessie Banda > lol
JLobes > SHit! our POS is running low on ozone and testiclates!
Jessie Banda > it's fuel for titans
Jessie Banda > well at least it isn't veldsperm
jamesw > fuck this is boring
jamesw > i shoulda brought my mic
ZUDD > make your own
ZUDD > get like a tuna can
ZUDD > and something to hold it up[
ZUDD > then get the wires from an old speaker
ZUDD > hack them off
ZUDD > then take the tuna can
ZUDD > shove it up your ass
ZUDD > and grab onto the wires while they are plugged in and stick them to your scrotum
ZUDD > we should be able to hear that
Vmir Gallahasen > Zudd .... I'm at a complete loss of words @.@
Vmir Gallahasen > ...
ZUDD > :/
Vmir Gallahasen > You are a genius :D
Vmir Gallahasen > /emote goes to get a tuna can
ZUDD > holy shit i think i just heard altai
oidrunner > heh heh. I read a funny joke. Computer programming is like sex. One mistake and you spend a lifetime supporting it.
ByuuSan > Lol!
ByuuSan > I don't get it
Loller Waffles > lol
Loller Waffles > do you work in programming void?
Voidrunner > yeah
Loller Waffles > cool, I'm a senior in computer science
Loller Waffles > I graduate in may 06
Voidrunner > gratz in advance
Loller Waffles > but I'm staying here and getting an MBA with it lol
Loller Waffles > nothing like an easy payraise degree
ByuuSan > lol
ByuuSan > im only 16, i don't understnad
Voidrunner > about sex or pay raises?
Nate Gordo > WTS military connections skill book
Nate Gordo > increase your loyalty points
Blake Bloodsworth > WTS-Machariel
Weyt Forme > I will give you a statis webifier for it
Weyt Forme > if you ask nice I might toss in a heavy missile launcher AND a passive targter
Wild Rho > dont log onto ts, verone keeps mentioning penisisisiisis
Wild Rho > its scary
* Niaski Zalani logs into ts and starts masterbating
Niaski Zalani > ahhhhh
Wild Rho > lovely
Verone > lol
EVE System > Channel changed to Renyn Local Channel
deadmaus > does it say she is available to you?
Ticondrius > someone not getting any?
Dareln > I keep my snowballs in a hangar full of tens of thousands of units of ice!
Pen DaiDaiHai > I have about 1500 melted ones
Dareln > How the FRACK did my balls melt?!?
Jack Folstam > disuse? :P
Retromash > I touched them......
Ennar Ornocen > I was talking about the snowballs, Retro...
Ennar Ornocen > And you said you wouldn't tell...
Retromash > Well, maybe if it had been better.......
Ennar Ornocen > Burned :(
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