<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<RinnyWee> yeah i am going to have to put a new rule - no quotes from the Eve Radio staff channel can be used :(
<Valar> and how would you enforce that ? :D
<RinnyWee> hmmm if i say how i would, i am sure you'll put it on omgrawr :(
<Valar> lol :D
<Valar> this is going there
<RinnyWee> ahhhhh noooo
<RinnyWee> lol
<RinnyWee> big trouble for you now! *smack*
<Valar> and how would you enforce that ? :D
<RinnyWee> hmmm if i say how i would, i am sure you'll put it on omgrawr :(
<Valar> lol :D
<Valar> this is going there
<RinnyWee> ahhhhh noooo
<RinnyWee> lol
<RinnyWee> big trouble for you now! *smack*
Aquillar > holy shit advisories still going
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
Aquillar > this is messed
Aquillar > I haven\'t seen this happen in a long time
Lauralanthalas Winter > heh
Alex1600T > :-)
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > you know i wish CCP did like WoW did where they had the neutral guards ofthe town getdrunk once in awhile and not\'guard the town\' against ganks
Alex1600T > wtf with all the traffic advisory too :/ database FSCK
Aquillar > lack of FSCK...file system checks prevent this :P
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > aw fuck theyre even shutting down wormholes
Screaming Blade > i just thought i was drunk and seeing random messages
Aquillar > what? where? how?
Aquillar > oh I see
Aquillar > jesus christ
Alex1600T > they shouldnt need to do FSCK the run journalled file systems on SOLID STATE arrays :PP
Aquillar > it\'s sad now, when I see this happen I recognize most system names
Alex1600T > *tech* oops i just unplugged all of catch region!
Alex1600T > *other tech* SHIT HIT THE BIG RED BUTTON!
Aquillar > there goes jita
Aquillar > now everything should fix itself
* Screaming Blade throws a bag of dogshit at a deskfan in CCP\'s office *
Alex1600T > *tech calls for tech support* <please reboot your machine and your router if it still dont work call back>
Alex1600T > hmm:/
Alex1600T > big fuck up
Screaming Blade > ima get a blackbird for gatecamps, anyone think thats a good investment?
Aquillar > not right now it\'s not
Shandlanos Kalashnikov > its a gang ship
Aquillar > wait for some stations and stargates and even some wormholes to open back up first
<MuadDib> To a certain degree I am, come on its the internet I can be whatever I want
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<
<Thalamasa> Except, apparently, a person of intellect
<Thalamasa> <.<
Esblygiad > argh, the belt rats had neuts
Damien Oliver > the rats had tiny lizards?
Damien Oliver > the rats had tiny lizards?
Lillith Blackheart > THAT'S RIGHT I SAID SANSHA-Y!
Jikkarr > Sounds like a pokemon
Jikkarr > Sansha-y
Ghost Hunter > ermmm
Ghost Hunter > go mismagius? use nightmare?
Jikkarr > Sansha-y evolved into True Sansha-y
Jikkarr > Sounds like a pokemon
Jikkarr > Sansha-y
Ghost Hunter > ermmm
Ghost Hunter > go mismagius? use nightmare?
Jikkarr > Sansha-y evolved into True Sansha-y
<wizzard66> i asked my teenage daughters if i should get a justin bieber haircut. Two responses followed. First from my thirteen years old precious "With what hair??" The second from my fifteen year old sweetheart "Is it posible to divorce from your own parents" ?
StrangeR > Pfft. Real men go straigt to Rorquals
Katara Puddlejump > hahaha
Katara Puddlejump > real man dont play computer games, they hunt, and make voilent love to multiple women
Katara Puddlejump > im sat here all ill, in a pink blanket with my girlfriends heart shaped hot water bottle on my lap... hardly a picture of masculinity ^_^
Katara Puddlejump > hahaha
Katara Puddlejump > real man dont play computer games, they hunt, and make voilent love to multiple women
Katara Puddlejump > im sat here all ill, in a pink blanket with my girlfriends heart shaped hot water bottle on my lap... hardly a picture of masculinity ^_^
Jump JumpJump > Beginning to think this was a poor choice of character name.
lost packet > any1 need help moving shit ? have an industrial and am not doing much other than getting drunk so if you need me to move some ore etc with an industrial offer is there