Par'Gellen > the spot a cat will pick to vomit a huge pile on your rug is directly related to how hard it is to see it while you're walking across the room barefoot
Onyxalia La'fiette > hey aj >.> are you santa this year? cuz i want a new navy mega :D
Onyxalia La'fiette > i been a good girl :)
Ajunta P'all > lol hell no im not santa
Onyxalia La'fiette > awwww lamesauce :(
Onyxalia La'fiette > i been a good girl :)
Ajunta P'all > lol hell no im not santa
Onyxalia La'fiette > awwww lamesauce :(
Naughtious > I don't realy want to talk about my oldbad habits, in a missioning channel
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
splicer cell > plan skel?
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
Phoenus > last night he headed North, he mentioned he was leaving Dek and not planning on returning in the near future
Phoenus > yea he blew my harpy last night when I attacked his 'rax
Caterpillar > perhaps not a good choice of words lol
Phoenus > yea he blew my harpy last night when I attacked his 'rax
Caterpillar > perhaps not a good choice of words lol
Cathandra > <url=showinfo:13267//645963103>Janitor</url>
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
<Inskipp> i never enjoyed BB's. to fat and slow. I am and will remain a fan of the small fast ship.
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
Ice Nomad > i had saved a fitting the devs had that was a piece of veld and a cow lol
Ice Nomad > would like to see a cow flying through space
JB Gibson > Yes Please!!! Everything you need in life, a cow and veld....
Thesch Hunsum > a cow hiting a veld rock at 10,000 m/s
Ice Nomad > yea it was veld but it had 5 dd's on it lol
Thesch Hunsum > or mabye justin beieber hiting a veld rock at 100 km/s
Volans SF > heh
JB Gibson > and thats how Compressed Dense Veld is made!!!
Thesch Hunsum > lol
Thesch Hunsum > get a group of ships to form a sphere around a veld spar and shoot cow's at it till it's compressed!
Aamuryn > The mes would be everywhere!
Phil Tao > what?
Aamuryn > Shooting cows at a veldspar rock... could you imagine the mess?
Phil Tao > not that, how did that even occur as a discussion?
Aamuryn > Something about dev-fits and... I have no idea.
Shadow Foxden > cow's is space.... Mooo over herd comign thru
JB Gibson > You know this thread is being awesome!!! Now, to copypasta and paste to omgrawr....
Phil Tao > this is a thread?! hang on ill brb with ponies
Ice Nomad > would like to see a cow flying through space
JB Gibson > Yes Please!!! Everything you need in life, a cow and veld....
Thesch Hunsum > a cow hiting a veld rock at 10,000 m/s
Ice Nomad > yea it was veld but it had 5 dd's on it lol
Thesch Hunsum > or mabye justin beieber hiting a veld rock at 100 km/s
Volans SF > heh
JB Gibson > and thats how Compressed Dense Veld is made!!!
Thesch Hunsum > lol
Thesch Hunsum > get a group of ships to form a sphere around a veld spar and shoot cow's at it till it's compressed!
Aamuryn > The mes would be everywhere!
Phil Tao > what?
Aamuryn > Shooting cows at a veldspar rock... could you imagine the mess?
Phil Tao > not that, how did that even occur as a discussion?
Aamuryn > Something about dev-fits and... I have no idea.
Shadow Foxden > cow's is space.... Mooo over herd comign thru
JB Gibson > You know this thread is being awesome!!! Now, to copypasta and paste to omgrawr....
Phil Tao > this is a thread?! hang on ill brb with ponies
Alekzander > jita is a dumpster for morons who spout their crap in local
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Johlie > you have my sympaties
Johlie > yeah I hear jita is a wild place
Alekzander > im getting mauled in a back alley of the station atm
Johlie > lol
Alekzander > it hurts quite a bit and the guy is looking at me funny while im typing into my wrist pad and being beat up at the same time
Alekzander > i told him im in the middle of a buisness deal and to do his thing and get it over with
Johlie > lmao
Johlie > he is still not done yet?
Johlie > I see he is a newbie mugger then
Alekzander > nope, now he's taking his pants off, thats my cue to close the data pad and find a chunk of newspaper to put in my mouth to bite down on
Alekzander > man i wish the police would get here faster, they're great outside of a station, but its like lowsec in here... they just dont come
Ocara Nezus > get ye asses in gang guys
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that
Ocara Nezus > we got inbound
wardey > ohh man
wardey > how many??
Ocara Nezus > 44 apparently...
DarkAvenger DK > Damn
wardey > lovely how big are we??
Ocara Nezus > well, 9 inches personally
Ocara Nezus > but i dunno why u wanna no that