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Marcus Gideon > Nobody that cute is gonna sit around playing spaceships on a Saturday night
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Kehmor > wow i just had a semi worthwhile drop from a regular BS rat
Kehmor > Heavy Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Tachyon Modal Laser I and Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
James Lyrus > Woah, no small shield booster Is there.
Jacob Etienne > where's the 1mn AB?
Jacob Etienne > zomg petition!
Vanzer > Anata no koudai chichi desu.
Davion Vrynn > Surely I got this wrong
Davion Vrynn > Did you just ask me if I had boobs?
Vanzer > haha! close.... as far as i know.... I just said "you have huge tits."
Davion Vrynn > Uhh, thanks?
< minas> seriously though, this shit has a metadata editing page with so many columns that i have to scroll three page widths on a 19" screen
< minas> i bet this is how north korea tortures spies
< minas> 'look at your decadent western software'
< minas> 'if you no add metadata to 50 files in 5 minutes, you get no rice today!'
Shaun Murphy > Caldari ships are designed to be ugly. It's a tactical decision.
Shaun Murphy > In fact, most of the training involved in flying a Caldari vessel involves conditioning a pilot to not actually look at it.
nikolaj > Dude, i'd totally lube up a ragnarok and sodomize myself with it
Gungankllr > Now I know why BoB is rich, there's a complex in every god damned system in Delve
Virtuozzo > hm
Virtuozzo > nice region, we'll take it then
Ratboy Deblade > where have I heard that before 0.o
Gamaroth > I hate it when my giant containers move around...guess I should listen to the warning, "contents may shift in flight"
Gamaroth > heh, eve flight safety warning labels.
"please make sure your seat is in the upright and locked position before lift off or else you will get gate camped or something nasty"
Gamaroth > "be sure to have all devices that broadcast a radio signal turned off, it will mess with your drones and make them attack your corpmates"
Jerran Jonkall > ahhhh that explains a lot
Gamaroth > correction, "corpmates or anyone who calls you"
Gamaroth > hmmm, if you tend to get calls from solicitors, leaving your phone on could be a good thing.
Jerran Jonkall > ohhh now your talking
Gamaroth > "Hi, are you satisfied with your long....what is this coming out of the phone? It looks like, AAHHH!!!! We are sorry, the number that was calling you has just been ganked. You get 10 points"
Jerran Jonkall > 10 points ftw
Seborian > that protien pwder has a side effect....let's just say I have found a new use for the cork....
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
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