Rizzot > IT took my space, my wife ran off with a Morsus Mihi officer, my kids isk farm in Venal, would you please spare a few iskies for an ol' buccaneer so I can drown my sorrow in quafe?????
Cerryh > This RL thing sucks, no ingame support.
Miriena > Niki, your Drake is showing!
Nikita Haley > your face is showing
Nikita Haley > through the holes in your minmatar ship
Nikita Haley > your face is showing
Nikita Haley > through the holes in your minmatar ship
Shelly69 > what cha doooin
Yakob > stealing peoples hopes and dreams
Yakob > and some of their stuff
Yakob > stealing peoples hopes and dreams
Yakob > and some of their stuff
MrShooter > who made eve gate the browsers default homepage? yo dawg we heard you like eve so we put your eve gate in your eve so you can check on your eve while you check on your eve
Nirvy > you lost me kal
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
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Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
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Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
Nirvy > what is bowel essence?
Kalahari Wayrest > negative indications > positive transformations
Nirvy > and again..you lost me
Kalahari Wayrest > not essence of bowel apparently
Kalahari Wayrest > I'll copy what is says
Kalahari Wayrest > The bowel essence will stop you from being sluggish, blocked, nervous, tence, wound up, anxious, knotted, unsettled, uncomfortble, churning (my favouate) tormented, 'holding on'
Kalahari Wayrest > and make you cleansed, calmed, settled, eased, comforted, relaxed, 'letting go' and released
Nirvy > omg
Nirvy > all my life i have wanted to not be churning and sluggish
***
Darkvizier > wtf are you guys talking about?
Kalahari Wayrest > Jan de Vries Combination Flower Essences dark
Kalahari Wayrest > they will change your life
Kalahari Wayrest > and your bowels
Darkvizier > O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > http://www.bioforceshop.co.uk/products/jan_de_vries
Kalahari Wayrest > bowel essence is out of stock :o
Darkvizier > they have "biosnacky" O.o
Kalahari Wayrest > I mean really...they couldn't of come up with a better name than 'bowel essence' for that one...jeeze...nice selling point
Aspen Trezdar > lol
Nirvy > better than Extract of Bowel i guess
Darkvizier > bowel essence... rofl
Nirvy > hmm maybe i could sell my bowell extract..
***
Kalahari Wayrest > when I first saw it I thought essence of bowel...£3.99 for essence of bowel...is this even legal...
Kalahari Wayrest > it has a picture of a marigold on it
Nirvy > rofl
Darkvizier > damn
Adrielle Firewalker > dont look at it, it'll give you the runs!
Kalahari Wayrest > can't take the bowel out of the marigold, but you can take the marigold out of the bowel
Nirvy > /emote splurts coffee
Kalahari Wayrest > free delivery guys
Nirvy > im sold
Nirvy > im placeing my order now
Darkvizier > /emotecloses the site
Aspen Trezdar > I wonder if they ship internationally?
Sakkie > what kind of ships do you have?
Havok FTL > VW beetle
EnigmaZ > correct
Sakkie > vw?
Lucian Alare > vroom vroom
Havok FTL > VW beetle
EnigmaZ > correct
Sakkie > vw?
Lucian Alare > vroom vroom
Par'Gellen > uh oh! guy with numbrs in his name INCOMING!
Par'Gellen > I mean ummm hi Sub!
Subspace000 > where?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Par'Gellen > :D
Subspace000 > /emote waves, but continues the search for that odd guy.
Par'Gellen > lol
Subspace000 > /emote gives up, but fires a bacon cannon at the corp.
Vladimir Ramanov > o/ bacon
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to eat bacon off of people without seeming to wierd about it
Reachok > /emote has no attached bacon, thank goodness
Par'Gellen > /emote wipes the slobber of of Vlad's shirt
Mr EMan > Vlad slobbering again?
Subspace000 > i thought that we house broke him?
Par'Gellen > I mean ummm hi Sub!
Subspace000 > where?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Par'Gellen > :D
Subspace000 > /emote waves, but continues the search for that odd guy.
Par'Gellen > lol
Subspace000 > /emote gives up, but fires a bacon cannon at the corp.
Vladimir Ramanov > o/ bacon
Par'Gellen > /emote tries to eat bacon off of people without seeming to wierd about it
Reachok > /emote has no attached bacon, thank goodness
Par'Gellen > /emote wipes the slobber of of Vlad's shirt
Mr EMan > Vlad slobbering again?
Subspace000 > i thought that we house broke him?
Friar Kite > were you aware that there is a corporation with an office in our home system called Armageddon Dildos?
Andreus Ixiris > I was not
Andreus Ixiris > Should we ally with them?
Friar Kite > i'm not sure we have need of dildos of that magnitude
Andreus Ixiris > I was not
Andreus Ixiris > Should we ally with them?
Friar Kite > i'm not sure we have need of dildos of that magnitude
Leo Cooper > It always amuses me that prostitutes are 1m3 in volume, bit hefty
Keydn's Woe > eh, not really when you slice them up. Most car trunks have about 3m3 in them and its tough to fit 2 dead hookers in there
Bobbith > there speaks a man with the voice of experiance
Keydn's Woe > eh, not really when you slice them up. Most car trunks have about 3m3 in them and its tough to fit 2 dead hookers in there
Bobbith > there speaks a man with the voice of experiance