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tradik: unfortunately, instead of removing themselves from the gene pool, they just respawn -.-
muldar > how come skaters and dirt bikers got all the hot chicks
Adhar Khorin > Dunno.
Zalthais > they have nice legs
Adhar Khorin smacks muldar with a fish. Dude, your wife's hot. Sheesh.
muldar > no, somehow she got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Hmmm, can't imagine how.
Zalthais > hey adhar dont you got the flu
Adhar Khorin > Nah, my wife had the flue.
Adhar Khorin > Hmm, that didn't come out right.
muldar > as long as you got video
Zalthais > id put that on omgrawr if i knew how
Ratzap > Eris is a hell of a mod,. Just the right mix of funny, courteous and break your legs
Oakin > they do have pimping missions - i ferryed an exotic dancer across a system for an agent :)
xNashx > lol ive heard of transporting xrated holoreels
Iok Sototh > Pimping missions eh? I wonder if Hillary Clinton knows?
IcyFizzle > i want 3D pr0n
Aadahn > used to get that one fairly often.... agents, drugs sex and guns...
Kinran > XXX holoreels 4tw!!
Draziw Ehtbob > hmm... .I have some holoreels.... didn't check to see what the rating is...
Deryk Blacke > The big players make their own xxx holoreels. All it takes are 1000 homeless and a damsel . . . plus a handful of janitors to clean up afterwards.
xNashx > :o
Prospectre > Don't forget the marines...
Sleazy Cabbie > Yeah I'm sure the damsel appreciates being in a porn film with a bunch of homeless guys
xNashx > it doesnt get cleaned up
xNashx > no janitors
IcyFizzle > what do you think "toxic waste" really is??
Aadahn > sleazy, why do you think she spends all her time in a brothel?
Packtu'sa > If CCP did the snowballs for December... what will they do on April 1st? :p
Azia Burgi > release a patch that works?
Chiyoko sama > but I have a laundry list of stuff if you are bored
Omega87 > well lemme see whatcha need and if I can do any, i'll tell ya
Chiyoko sama > ....kinda like a mission agent :P
Omega87 > whats my standing with you?
Chiyoko sama > 0.045
Chiyoko sama > just like a real agent where saving the empire from certain doom only nets you 0.001 standing
Omega87 > *trains blackmail to 3*
Chiyoko sama > 1.04 (Blackmail 3 raises your standing from 0.045)
Omega87 > sweet!
<Emiug|Afk> hmm
<Emiug|Afk> how bizarre
<Emiug|Afk> my cousin (7yrs old)
<Emiug|Afk> was lookin at my posters
<Emiug|Afk> and calmly asked
<Emiug|Afk> 'why are they covering their vaginas'
<Arkady> This captcha service has the advantage that you can scroll through stuff until you get something you can read, and that you can play an audio version, etc.
<Arkady> I'm not too sure whether visually handicapped people play EVE that much, but still.
<Jilnor> In have witnessed quite a lot of people who can write to channels but not read them.
Geldorf Drakar > catching a covop is like catching a bar of soap in a jail, bend over to grab it and someone rams you in the ass
<ifni> i used to havbe the autoopen option enabled
<ifni> so like id be surfing and a window would randomly popup of gay sex
<ifni> with my mother int eh room
<ArachV0id> ahaha
<HellGremlin> Hahahaha.
<ifni> and id belike "gdi HellGremlin"
<ArachV0id> genius.
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