<Emiug> wizzard66: everyone knows smurfs were killed out to create the crotches on Action men and barbies
Col OatmealMan > MY DOG IS EATING MY CHAIR WHEEL
Tristan Acoma > When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
fairimear > tank what happened
fairimear > u let the noob's in my corp kill u :(
Dao 2 > well wuubba died to daniel jackson
Dao 2 > gues some ppl are meant to fall hard :(
fairimear > now what are we gona use to scare noobs and children
Dao 2 > THE CRUEL AND DANGEROUS MINER
DAO WILL ACCEPT THE POSITION
fairimear > i mean untill now tank was like the boggyman for empire huggers
Dao 2 > baby roids will cry out in terror
Dao 2 > crok will be born tonight
Dao 2 > and tommorow
Dao 2 > im gonna kill it
Dao 2 > and if i get rich in the process
Dao 2 > well thats a sacrifice im willing to take
Dao 2 > im doing humane work here
Dao 2 > saving the world from these baby roids
Dao 2 > u no what happens to roids when the grow/
Dao 2 > they kill ppl
Dao 2 > thats right
Dao 2 > ur trying to warp out
Dao 2 > and all of a sudden this grown roid is like WTFPWN and ur stuck
Dao 2 > and ull die a tragic death
Dao 2 > i should get a fuckign nobel peace prize
Dao 2 > the works im doing
Dao 2 > ah the perilous adventures of a miner
Dao 2 > long treacherous road
Dao 2 > many lasers involved
Dao 2 > could be the death of a man :(
Dao 2 > ill stop now ;p
Dao 2 > just no im there for u all
fairimear > u let the noob's in my corp kill u :(
Dao 2 > well wuubba died to daniel jackson
Dao 2 > gues some ppl are meant to fall hard :(
fairimear > now what are we gona use to scare noobs and children
Dao 2 > THE CRUEL AND DANGEROUS MINER
DAO WILL ACCEPT THE POSITION
fairimear > i mean untill now tank was like the boggyman for empire huggers
Dao 2 > baby roids will cry out in terror
Dao 2 > crok will be born tonight
Dao 2 > and tommorow
Dao 2 > im gonna kill it
Dao 2 > and if i get rich in the process
Dao 2 > well thats a sacrifice im willing to take
Dao 2 > im doing humane work here
Dao 2 > saving the world from these baby roids
Dao 2 > u no what happens to roids when the grow/
Dao 2 > they kill ppl
Dao 2 > thats right
Dao 2 > ur trying to warp out
Dao 2 > and all of a sudden this grown roid is like WTFPWN and ur stuck
Dao 2 > and ull die a tragic death
Dao 2 > i should get a fuckign nobel peace prize
Dao 2 > the works im doing
Dao 2 > ah the perilous adventures of a miner
Dao 2 > long treacherous road
Dao 2 > many lasers involved
Dao 2 > could be the death of a man :(
Dao 2 > ill stop now ;p
Dao 2 > just no im there for u all
Ghost Aus > Screw t3. I'm waiting for t20. Just like t2, but it's free.
Dust Angel > i wish my shit glowed in the dark
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Jacob Etienne > ...
UPA Terf > drink barium
UPA Terf > well eat
Dust Angel > imagine, sitting on the toilet in the dark, then crapping and have it light up
Jacob Etienne > so your boyfriend could find you without the light on, dust?
Dust Angel > like
Dust Angel > glowing under you
Dust Angel > and your like "HOLY SHIT"
Dust Angel > either that
Jacob Etienne > upa
Dust Angel > or the ability to shoot laser beams out of my penis
Jacob Etienne > barium doesnt glow
Jacob Etienne > it just shows up on xray
Jacob Etienne > noob
Dust Angel > and when i couldent shoot anymore, my balls would glow and say "balls empty"
Jacob Etienne > no more crack for you dust
Sharken > do you loose nipple piercings if you jump clones?
Khellias> There is something strange here.
Khellias> I shut down my corp because I was the only one left active.
Khellias> And I was debating canceling my account for a while.
Khellias> Then I saw a guy on a totally different forum talk about how awesome EVE is, and chipped in my two cents.
Khellias> Now I have something like half a dozen newbies asking me for advice on mining and industry.
Khellias> I have created a new army of carebears.
Khellias> Too bad we're all carebears, or else this could have interesting use.
Khellias> I shut down my corp because I was the only one left active.
Khellias> And I was debating canceling my account for a while.
Khellias> Then I saw a guy on a totally different forum talk about how awesome EVE is, and chipped in my two cents.
Khellias> Now I have something like half a dozen newbies asking me for advice on mining and industry.
Khellias> I have created a new army of carebears.
Khellias> Too bad we're all carebears, or else this could have interesting use.
El Arto > Father says to his son "If you dont quit masterbating youre gonna go blind!" Son replies: "Im over here dad."
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
El Arto > no laughs really?
El Arto > well fuck you guys I dont have to impress you!
Borderjumper > btw ill try to be down here in a few hours with my mining barge,so if someone, enyone whats to get a mining opt going ill be goingafter the herb inthe fields, so convo Borderjumper if intrested in some of that action
Verizana > you are not tempting me are you?
Verizana > you are not tempting me are you?