Shiana Soltek > we need an alliance or corp that creates missions for people to do
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Aiyeeta Beaver > like Carthum Conglomerate?
Shiana Soltek > so that you arent just stuck with the ones CCP creates
Aiyeeta Beaver > oh, not CCP ones..
Aiyeeta Beaver > I can give you missions!
Aiyeeta Beaver > LISTEN UP YOU MAGGOTS, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FOR EXERCISE AND BOY ARE MY INNER THIGHS CHAPPED! I NEED YOU TO MOVE 500M3 OF LOTION TO MY HANGAR IN JITA AND RUB MY THIGHS UNTIL YOUR HANDS ARE NUMB!
Rhodin Lazarith > baxx and I are going to hell
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
Ryan Brabovski > ?
Rhodin Lazarith > theres a noob being an idiot in lowsec
Rhodin Lazarith > coaxing people to shoot him
Ryan Brabovski > omw
Rhodin Lazarith > no
Rhodin Lazarith > hes gone
Rhodin Lazarith > its part of the story
Rhodin Lazarith > so
Ryan Brabovski > oh
Rhodin Lazarith > he dies a couple of times
Rhodin Lazarith > then eventually baxx and I gang him and take him to a wormhole in the same system
Rhodin Lazarith > jump through
Rhodin Lazarith > he warps off without bookmarking the wormhole
Rhodin Lazarith > we kick him from gang
Rhodin Lazarith > and leave
Rhodin Lazarith > no more annoying guy
Ized Evil > anchoring and onlining large cannons at p3m12 and p6m2
Uggster > cool.
Ized Evil > Uggs, I'm trying to follow your hanging penis design, but it's HARD...
Uggster > cool.
Ized Evil > Uggs, I'm trying to follow your hanging penis design, but it's HARD...
Packtu'sa > Lake may be a dick, but he's a fun dick to play with.
Packtu'sa > Wait, that didn't sound right...
Packtu'sa > Wait, that didn't sound right...
Zanzibar Heroshima > Fair warning, I am off my fucking tits at the moment.
Jade Mitch > they should make breast implants that you can fill with baby formula
Velocitor > similar yet different
Colwyn Amicus > lol
Velocitor > not to mention MY char looks like he is going to blow his nose....
Velocitor > this guy is so mean.... he dont even carry a hankie
Jimraven > hahaha
Colwyn Amicus > lol
Velocitor > not to mention MY char looks like he is going to blow his nose....
Velocitor > this guy is so mean.... he dont even carry a hankie
Jimraven > hahaha
Golakka > does the pope shit in the woods?
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
Riesia > Yes and wipes his bum on an athiest when he is finished
(&RinnyWee) so i am out in 0.0 with my corp doing some stuff
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
(&RinnyWee) and i'm like
(&RinnyWee) oh man i need to wee
(&RinnyWee) and get coffee
(&RinnyWee) and have a smoke
(&RinnyWee) so i safespot and off i go
(&RinnyWee) i'm standing out on the balcony having a smoke
(&RinnyWee) and i can see my comp through the doors
(&RinnyWee) and i notice
(&RinnyWee) there's something moving on the screen near my ship
(&RinnyWee) so i'm like oh fuck
(Greme) :O
(&RinnyWee) so i run in
(&RinnyWee) but it's all slippery on the balcony
(&RinnyWee) and i slip and fall on my arse
(&RinnyWee) which is fine
(&RinnyWee) and then i get in and check the screen
(Alacrity) uhoh
(&RinnyWee) and it's just the fucking cursor
(Just_Smith) :)
(&daddy) lol
(Tara) ROFLLL
(&RinnyWee) cause my cat is playing with the mouse cord
Righteous Fury > keep gang clear, you set of 12 year old down-syndrome mental midgets