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Canine Fiend > bloody hell
Canine Fiend > a GM unstuck me from the BZ station and moved my typhoon with me over to VNGJ
FraXy > ouch
Stealthbite > wow you let a GM see you in a typhoon?
NIssan Pathfinder > What the hell should I train...
DEEP SILENT > advanced drone interfacing
NIssan Pathfinder > no
NIssan Pathfinder > too far away from carrier to care
DEEP SILENT > advanced taterizing
jih chop > penis to L2, before you dumped her your fat ex-GF was complaining
DEEP SILENT > ouch ...
J Thilla > dotn worry Nission jihs toon wouldn't allow him to inject penis skill book. so he had to swallow it
jih chop > of course, that may be because you were poking the wrong fold
jih chop > HEY!
J Thilla > well damn if u woudl shave from time to time
jih chop > Quiet you!
J Thilla > and get a freakin tan
jih chop > lol
jih chop > dude - I'm irish, english, german, and french
jih chop > my people have heard of this "Sun" thing you people talk about, but doubt it actually exists
J Thilla > ur like a marshmellow covered in cat hair
Sherif Lobo > which gate are you camping
xRazoRx > hell's one
Sherif Lobo > do you have a bubble
xRazoRx > we have bitches and vodka, dunno bout bubble-gum
Sherif Lobo > k thx for the info
xRazoRx > u r welcome
Verone > looks like i'm getting landed with my sister's kids for a few hours
Xydros > so feed them some tranquilizers and come PVP with us/
Spasmod > Give them a huge tub of popcorn and put power rangers dvd on and you're good to go
In General > do they bully you V?
BeanBagKing > this is probably one of the worst quick safes I've ever created, I could watch the gate with a good pair of binoculars....
Flowyn > i see you
Lake > what?
Flowyn > i "was" in local
Lake > ah
Lake > why is 'was' in quotes?
Lake > Are you some sort of Time Lord for whom the past has a non-definitive meaning?
Flowyn > yes
Lake > Ah good, so lag shouldn't be a problem for us.
Batilda Yogmoth > ah, you wioll munt haven been in local, then
ARockCalledSteve > anyone else willing to pass comment on some eve-related stuff i did?
Kinvaryn > depends
Kinvaryn > is it hot gallente babes slobbin on kinvaryns knob?
ARockCalledSteve > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6480yVzMDY
ARockCalledSteve > heh
ARockCalledSteve > i dont have the computing power needed to render your knob
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been
Norrin Ellis > Whenever Jade is talking, I just hear the sounds that the adults make in the old Charlie Brown cartoons.
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