Frank Thiesant > Anyone know a good pick-up line involving nosebleeds?
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
Iskabod Crane > You wanna see my menstrual imitation ?
Frank Thiesant > touché
Iskabod Crane > /emote cracks himself up !
LadyScarlet > tbh with all the head they gave me im tempted to pay for the empire war on them when i get back ;)
LadyScarlet > headache
lazyb22 > lol
anister > lol, baaad typo
LadyScarlet > headache
lazyb22 > lol
anister > lol, baaad typo
<Silas> curse my damn infected computer
<Silas> maybe i should do that install more viruses thing
<Silas> to ballance it our
<Silas> *out
<Bamar> maybe you should stop giving it STDs
<Bamar> a USB port is not a fleshlite
<Bamar> even if you can fit
<Silas> maybe i should do that install more viruses thing
<Silas> to ballance it our
<Silas> *out
<Bamar> maybe you should stop giving it STDs
<Bamar> a USB port is not a fleshlite
<Bamar> even if you can fit
Brock Nelson > do doctors go to their own office if they need to get themselves checked out?
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
Brock Nelson > what is that red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > i'd better go to dr nelson's office tomorrow to get it checked out
Brock Nelson > hi doc
Brock Nelson > hey how's it going mr nelson?
Brock Nelson > good good, just that i have a red spot on my arm
Brock Nelson > ok lets have a look at it
Brock Nelson puts on a rubber glove
Brock Nelson > hmm....yeah that looks like a rash mr nelson
Brock Nelson > oh no, is it serious dr nelson?
Brock Nelson > nah, lemmie write you a prescription
Brock Nelson scribble on a pad
Brock Nelson > here you go
Brock Nelson > i can't read this shit doc
leonstrom5 > there are plenty of things to do in RL
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly
jih chop > RL!?
jih chop > that's a horrible place!
jih chop > like jita
jih chop > but not as nice or friendly
Imiarr Timshae > I use a civilian fucking railgun to aggro rats
Par'Gellen > for some reason my brain added "a" between "fucking" and "railgun"
Par'Gellen > for some reason my brain added "a" between "fucking" and "railgun"
silverfox12 > tengu pilot seeking to join an active corp in high sex
Myca Avalon > its a conspiracy
Myca Avalon > we shouldve killed all the abducted citizens by now
Myca Avalon > uncle sansha's getting more somehow
Myca Avalon > theres only one way to save the galaxy
Myca Avalon > slaughter everyone from the abduction systems
Myca Avalon > no more romi's
Myca Avalon > no more romi thalamuss
Union Worker > rp?
Myca Avalon > starting with you...
Union Worker > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hat
Union Worker > hey cutie pie
Union Worker > Whats the matter?
EVE System > Channel changed to Madirmilire Local Channel
Union Worker > RUNNING ONLY MAKES MY DICK HARDER
Myca Avalon > we shouldve killed all the abducted citizens by now
Myca Avalon > uncle sansha's getting more somehow
Myca Avalon > theres only one way to save the galaxy
Myca Avalon > slaughter everyone from the abduction systems
Myca Avalon > no more romi's
Myca Avalon > no more romi thalamuss
Union Worker > rp?
Myca Avalon > starting with you...
Union Worker > /emote puts on his robe and wizard hat
Union Worker > hey cutie pie
Union Worker > Whats the matter?
EVE System > Channel changed to Madirmilire Local Channel
Union Worker > RUNNING ONLY MAKES MY DICK HARDER
Attritional Haff > So can you fly the Zealot yet?
Attritional Haff > Or will you make sure I know you can fly it when you can?
Felio > 10 hours
Felio > you will know because it'll be spammed everywhere
Attritional Haff > That's what I thought.
Attritional Haff > Or will you make sure I know you can fly it when you can?
Felio > 10 hours
Felio > you will know because it'll be spammed everywhere
Attritional Haff > That's what I thought.
Gamalt > HED red? go grab a beer...it'll be blue before you get back