<%cougem> if you can feel wanks but not blowjobs thats weird
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
<+Asestorian> yeah it's probably because I spent a million years only having my hand
<+Asestorian> and I wank too tight
<+Asestorian> or something
<%cougem> HAHAHA
<+Asestorian> it's like
<+Asestorian> my dick
<%cougem> FUCKING SQUEEZE THAT FUCKER
<+Asestorian> is perfectly tuned
<+Asestorian> for my hand
<+Asestorian> no wait other way round
<%cougem> no
<%cougem> its not perfeclty tuned
<%cougem> YOU HAVE DESTROYED IT
<%cougem> WITH YOUR MASSIVELY TIGHT WANKS
<+Asestorian> OH GOD COUGEM
<+Asestorian> what do I do
<%cougem> cut it off and let it regrow
<+Asestorian> ok cougem ur the dr
Arkasius > muse sorry m8
Arkasius > just dock at station
Arkasius > i'll pay for a new ship
Aberash > lol?
Arkasius > yeah not used to fighters
Musefella > omg ark
Aberash > rofl u didnt make them engage him did u
Aberash > i think im gonna head to 1dh in a few min
Musefella > ark pooped my kessie
Musefella > noob Razz
Aberash > roflcopter
Arkasius > yarrrrrr
Arkasius > don't lock me you stupid
Aberash > he cant tell red from blue
Musefella > sorry about the lock
Musefella > dont you have autotarget back off?
Arkasius > nope
Aberash > noobs have autotarget on Razz
Arkasius > i'll switch it off now
Aberash > i should think so Razz
Aberash > post the mail post the mail! lol
Arkasius > lol
Arkasius > then again never target someone who has fighters tbh
Darkstar BP > I'm saving this chat log Smile
Arkasius > just dock at station
Arkasius > i'll pay for a new ship
Aberash > lol?
Arkasius > yeah not used to fighters
Musefella > omg ark
Aberash > rofl u didnt make them engage him did u
Aberash > i think im gonna head to 1dh in a few min
Musefella > ark pooped my kessie
Musefella > noob Razz
Aberash > roflcopter
Arkasius > yarrrrrr
Arkasius > don't lock me you stupid
Aberash > he cant tell red from blue
Musefella > sorry about the lock
Musefella > dont you have autotarget back off?
Arkasius > nope
Aberash > noobs have autotarget on Razz
Arkasius > i'll switch it off now
Aberash > i should think so Razz
Aberash > post the mail post the mail! lol
Arkasius > lol
Arkasius > then again never target someone who has fighters tbh
Darkstar BP > I'm saving this chat log Smile
Looking at polaris system info
SpaceCleaver > look at the station names
SpaceCleaver > game master laundry outpost :D
SpaceCleaver > GM biomass processing facility :D
SpaceCleaver > GM health spa
SpaceCleaver > i wonder why theres no GM pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I dont pay CCP for them to have a pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I pay them to give me enjoyment...
SpaceCleaver > :)
Space Chutney > /emote just read his own sentence.
SpaceCleaver > look at the station names
SpaceCleaver > game master laundry outpost :D
SpaceCleaver > GM biomass processing facility :D
SpaceCleaver > GM health spa
SpaceCleaver > i wonder why theres no GM pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I dont pay CCP for them to have a pleasure hub
Space Chutney > I pay them to give me enjoyment...
SpaceCleaver > :)
Space Chutney > /emote just read his own sentence.
kamikazy priest > yes us amarr must pay for all the min slaves we have! ;)
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
Umek Dalhari > pay and die
Asaru > graaaarrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks priest himself*
Pinesh > lol, i have about 100 amarr slaves in my tempest, all scrubbing the decks with their toothbrushes
Pinesh > maybe some relatives of you?
kamikazy priest > my min ones are using their tongues ;)
Pinesh > well, mine only have one toothbrush...................................]
Gazon > Sniggerdly pirates, there is no possible way I will fight an Interceptor, a Cruiser and a Battlecruiser...
Ookami San > why not? Rupture could handle them
Asaru > wuss
Erucyll Turon > lol
kamikazy priest > toothbrushes doesnt apply they have only 1 toothbrush
Argonaught > /emote rofl @ local folks
Pinesh > well, 100 slaves = 100 toothbrushes
Pinesh > ^_^
kamikazy priest > well amarr dont brush their teeth anyway ;)
Pinesh > that explains the pained look most of them have
Ookami San > lmao
Pinesh > i thought they were constipated
Life Escalade > hes here. shadows at ice field 2
Shadow XII > Not for too much longer he ain't. Way to warn in local.
Life Escalade > stupid pig fucker
Shadow XII > Hey
Shadow XII > Your mother is a fine lady.
Shadow XII > Aight?
Shadow XII > Not for too much longer he ain't. Way to warn in local.
Life Escalade > stupid pig fucker
Shadow XII > Hey
Shadow XII > Your mother is a fine lady.
Shadow XII > Aight?
Anatoray> I hate my brain. I think maybe my testicles aren;t earthing right, and it's slowly frying my brain
Malcolm Gerhardt > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Malcolm Gerhardt > Jenna Jameson removed her implants.
Romulan59 > your alt?
Malcolm Gerhardt > ...the porn star....
Romulan59 > ahhh, lol
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Arth Lawing > o/
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
Arth Lawing > my hangover is cured
Cassius Paulus > I prefer hangover avoided to hangover cured, personally.
Cassius Paulus > but I'm not an Irish drunkard... :)
Arth Lawing > i was celebrating
Leontius Reverte > you are always celebrating :p
Arth Lawing > it was friday
Leontius Reverte > have a work party tonight, guessing i may feel interesting in the morning
Cassius Paulus > lol
Arth Lawing > smoke break afk5
Cassius Paulus > smoking, drinking... all he needs is whoring to have the Trifecta of Sin
Cassius Paulus > sure would be fun thouhg... :)
Arth Lawing > i had to give up whoring
Arth Lawing > they werent paying me enough
englishale > hey cassi can I put my iteron in your wormhole?