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stogie > in case of a emergency oxygen will be provided and untangling them will annoy you before you DIE
Rachen Mysuna > how come it takes ages to get answer to petition?
SkinGrapht > they have to translate it with google first
Kast Agnet > Your comp is fine. Your client is.......... like the rest of us unfortunately. As stable as Charlie Sheen in a chinese whorehouse on free coke day.
Kurisu sensei > i accidentally locked the wrong guy twice
Constanzi > thats not my fault
Constanzi > u shoulda lvled up common sense
Kurisu sensei > DAMN. i knew i forgot to get a skill

Promon Delnai > with creativity, anything can be cooked with the microwave
Jacob Etienne > true
Jacob Etienne > as witness Mr.Bean and his turkey
Promon Delnai > and if all fails you can just slug a roll of tinfoil in there and torch the place
EVE System > Channel changed to Gulfonodi Local Channel
Skasgard > i got real problems
Skasgard > i have problems talking to myself
Skasgard > specially in the mirror
Adamar Scito > adjust the mic
Vordak Kallager > Skasgard, i can help you with that.
Vordak Kallager > I have just the thing in fact
Vordak Kallager > 41F Veiled Targeting Unit Cures all ills!
Skasgard > dayum
McMammoth > he's right. it's Science.
Vordak Kallager > hahahahhaha
Adamar Scito > sold it?
Skasgard > does it come in liquid or powder?
McMammoth > Science comes in all forms
Vordak Kallager > solid
Skasgard > just don't tell me it comes as a suppository pleas
Getix Kain > posh bashing sucks hard
Samirol > one great thing about the patch notes, when you hit ctrl q, it comes up with a confirmation message
Samirol > should help with logoffskis
Samirol > finally ccp is tired of people logging off in combat
Capt Rob > does it rly?
Samirol > yeah
Capt Rob > b/c if i hit crtl Q and i log off
Capt Rob > im gona come bck and rape u
Samirol > alright
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albert camus > rofl
Samirol > hahahahaha
albert camus > lmfao
Samirol > he fell for it
albert camus > dident expect that to work
0Virtu0 > HAHAHAHA
Squelch > Nat really should clean up her bio...
Allen Caine > hmm
Rahne > lol
Allen Caine > You seem to be obsessed, mate, always looking at Nat's bio.....
Squelch > I used to proof read for huge amounts of cash. I hate things not being correct
Rahne > /emote raises an eyebrow
Rahne > to both statements!
Rahne >Anyway, why are you always looking at Nat's bio?
Squelch > Well it's only since she got podded
Squelch > I've been waiting for the great correction
Rahne > *cough* podded? *cough*
Ya'Risse > Oooh you didn't know?
Rahne > *choke* nope *cough*
Ya'Risse > She got blown up in her Tempest, by NPC's
Rahne > Really? Ohhhh, that's just too bad...
Ya'Risse > Went and bought a mammoth back in empire to quickly get her loot back
Ya'Risse > *Which she got scammed for
Rahne > LOL
Squelch > heh
Ya'Risse > Got all her loot, but by that time
Rahne > You're winding me up, right?
Ya'Risse > There was a bloackade
Ya'Risse > So she was stuck in Curse
Ya'Risse > So guess what she decided to do!
Rahne > ?
Ya'Risse > Dock in a Curse Station!
Ya'Risse > Must of looked good, she got there docked
Rahne > And?
Ya'Risse > Then she decided to undock....
Squelch > /emote makes the noise from family fortunes for a wrong answer
Ya'Risse > Was dead and podded before the screen loaded
Rahne > I am SO glad I didn't quit...
Squelch > And to cap it all off
Rahne > More?!
Squelch > some dirty CA member is probably still having his wicked way with her corpse
Ya'Risse > /emote Whispers "Something that Worries Squelch Greatly"
Squelch > still, you've got to laugh :o)
Rahne > Laugh?! I'm crying, choking, coughing... etc
Allen Caine > lol
Terry Nova > Something I've been wondering...do skill timers still count down if you're offline?
TheKnife > yes
TheKnife > Otherwise it would suck
Terry Nova > I didn't think they would...
Terry Nova > Hmm...
MrShooter > they do
Terry Nova > Well that's kickass! I can actually exit EVE now!
MrShooter > wtf
MrShooter > you mean
MrShooter > you have been online
MrShooter > 23/7
MrShooter > to train skills?
Terry Nova > For five days. Yes sir.
MrShooter > 0_0
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