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Aldir Rundal: Is it sad that I'm watching a doc on dicovery HD
Aldir Rundal: There's an elk being chased by a bunch of wolves
Aldir Rundal: and all i'm thinking is "Logoffski you stupid noobelk!"
<Cro_Magnus> Well...
<Cro_Magnus> There is one bit of good news
<Massai> agreed
<Cro_Magnus> Napoleonus, our annoying bastard....
<Massai> i would spend a bullet on Daakkon over Cro
<Cro_Magnus> IS GOING TO HAVE TO SING TO BRITNEY SPEARS
<Paladine> Cro
<Paladine> Sing "Genie in a bottle" :P
<Cro_Magnus> so it doesn't matter how bad I did... it's going to be infinitely better than anyone trying to mangle Britney...
<DJBaggins> hmm,mangle britney,hmm theres an idea
Zen Krane > hehe
Zen Krane > i was like
Zen Krane > bud shield, bud armor, BUD HAUL
Zen Krane > BUD EGG
cuncannon > what i want krulls dna 4
Dufas > so u can have a little krull baby
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
kevin18290 > can u send items and ships to other people throw mail?
Uuca Liptus > How would you send a ship through the mail? The postage required would be outrageous!
Lusulphear > presenting futurestamps...
Buckshott > the mind boggles at the sheer number of stamps
Uuca Liptus > /emote imagines an Obelisk plastered stem to stern in postage.
Lusulphear > rightclck item, create contract
Buckshott > quiet, i'm still boggling
Lusulphear > But thanks for that insane image
AugustMikal > You've never seen a Thorax until you've seen it wrapped in brown paper.
AugustMikal > And tied with twine
Cattraknoff > bubble camp can stop most people
Cattraknoff > it's the lazy pirates who whine about stabs
Stjornustelpa > smaller units work better
Smaw > thats what he tells his wife :P
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Caleb Or > nick have you got the full snake set yet?
Ebedar > Nick said that he no longer wishes to speak to the outside world and will only communicate through the medium of dance
Caleb Or > i can well understand why
Caleb Or > and as long as its not the dance of the 7 veils im ok with it
Ebedar > So can Nick. Or as he put it:

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