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CelestialWanderer > how stupid is this i need to go out to get some cash so i dont have to go out and get something to eat and pay someone to bring it to me
B1uedrag0n > yes..getting a fleet together and entering 0.0 space would require you to stop alt+tab'ing to watch win media player porn..but we all have to mak sacrfices...
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< Arthur> i don't mind mind foreigner, as long as they don't sing i just died in your arms tonight :P
< Wrangler> I! I JUST DIEEEED IN YOOOUUUUR AAAAARMS TONIIIIIIIGHT
< Arthur> (now let's see who's over 30 :P)
< Arthur> we have a winner! :P
< Wrangler> and I'm not over 30 :P
* eejit hides
< GeromeDoutrande> lol
< eejit> foreigners never did have musical taste
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< Arthur> he prolly tought we're all weridos talking about 80s music
< Arthur> Wrangler scared him :/
< eejit> he scares me :
< Shintai> anyone with that music taste scares
< Wrangler> I'm not a scary person...
Tamora > so mirel
Tamora > plz die
Tamora > kthx
mirel yirrin > /emote ends self with emoKnife 5000™
mirel yirrin > buy one now at www.tamorasemopalace.gay
Tamora > self ending sale - ends as soon as you do
mirel yirrin > Buy "How to write a Emo Poem about killing your family" and get a free Suicide note! - now only 29.99!!
mirel yirrin > Buy 4 bottles of Black masacara and get a 5th free!
mirel yirrin > now 20% off Razor blades!
Tamora > mirel i wish my lawn was emo - then it would cut itself
mirel yirrin > Now it can!
mirel yirrin > With EmoLawn!
Cathandra > <url=showinfo:13267//645963103>Janitor</url>
Cathandra > lol
Darius Gladius > Why does the picture not include a broom?
Cathandra > Good question
Sanctus Gabriel > its because his hands are on the MK4 stealth-floorpolisher
Darius Gladius > ROFL
Sanctus Gabriel > even janitors want nice toys
Cathandra > His hands are on his hips =/
Cathandra > He uses his hips to polish the floor?
Sanctus Gabriel > it brings a whole new meaning to grinding for isk huh?
Cathandra > LMFAO!!
Cathandra > Zomg you made the server shutodwn :/
Sanctus Gabriel > my jokes do that =/
Ominster:> ah the internet: where men are men, women are men, and girls are the FBI :0
Kate Braxton > oh, check this out
Kate Braxton > i got reallllllllly bored
Kate Braxton > and figured out what the starship enterprise would be like in eve
Kate Braxton > its max warp speed is only 3.8 au/s
Kate Braxton > does 1.5 BILLION dps from phasers alone
Kate Braxton > can go 142,401,418 m/s sublight
Kate Braxton > it would take half a million t2 heavy neuts to neut its warp core to 0
Kate Braxton > and signature radius smaller than a battlecruiser
Melke > Sounds pretty balanced so far
Vertical Axis > o_i
Kate Braxton > we think jovians are bad ass, captain picard would fuck them up so hard....
Kate Braxton > oh, i forgot, it also apparently has a 100% em/therm resist because in one episode they state that lasers have no effect whatsoever on their shields. somehow phasers are different :S
Kate Braxton > so if you see the enterprise flying about, deal explosive damage to it
Noland Void > Oh, alright. How can I not trust someone with a rhyming slogan...
<Kayosoni> well then why can he get on? :/
<Kayosoni> aha!
<[CRC]Vanamonde> that... is a different question
<Runner> Its the mirror delay, its not difficult to work out, now go tend to the sale of your corpse
<[CRC]Vanamonde> pwnt
Arvald > i forgot to put on my priate hat before i started yarring
Varesk > do you always wear it?
Arvald > only when pirating
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