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Shadow XII > I command you to build a monument to me.
Enoll > *gets an erection*
Enoll > good enough?
JINX HSC > lol, i never noticed a dominix has little wings
SUNscatcher > it has no wings stop being mean!!!!
JINX HSC > it does
JINX HSC > tiny little ones
SUNscatcher > those are the observation decks
Kalahari Wayrest > dominix looks like a bus
JINX HSC > they wings, at least that's what mine are on this domi, weee, i'm flying :)
Caroline > domi looks like a floating potato
Kalahari Wayrest > hey thor, you look like the back end of a dominix :P
ThorTheGreat > thanks kal =(
JINX HSC > looks like a backwards-flying basketball shoe
SUNscatcher > it LOOKS LIKE THE FIST OF GOD !!!!!!! stop makin fun of it
ShadowRWolf > omg
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > fucking epic
ShadowRWolf > so im headed to the torr gate in my nub ship
ShadowRWolf > just doing my thing ya know, headed to jita
ShadowRWolf > and the campers we have been steem rolling all day are still there
ShadowRWolf > so i go...
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > time to woop yalls asses agen
ShadowRWolf > ShadowRWolf > ever going to run outa ships
ShadowRWolf > and they all run away
ShadowRWolf > just gone
ShadowRWolf > ROFL
ShadowRWolf > and im in a noob ship
Kinvaryn /emote spawns new clone with steel testicles
Kinvaryn i'm good
Fast Eddie /emote wheels in a very large electromagnet...
Siren Sylvanis > um....
Siren Sylvanis > that was strange...
keekthesneek > what
Siren Sylvanis > dictor just engages me solo
Siren Sylvanis > in my battleship.
keekthesneek > lol
Siren Sylvanis > .....
Siren Sylvanis > he bubbled me, hit me with a warp scram,
keekthesneek > boredom
Siren Sylvanis > I nos'd, opened fire, scram, web
Siren Sylvanis > he died fast
Siren Sylvanis > wtf?
keekthesneek > he was bored
Rafe D'Calle > wanted to get back home fast?
Siren Sylvanis > he warped his pod away, actually
Siren Sylvanis > and now, approximately 40 seconds later, the Burn Eden raven shows up
Siren Sylvanis > just as I fly out of the dictor bubble
Rafe D'Calle > did you get out of the bubble?
Siren Sylvanis > yeah
Siren Sylvanis > I got out of the bubble and was already in warp
Siren Sylvanis > when the Raven landed on its snipe spot
Siren Sylvanis > I can picture their vent channel...
Rafe D'Calle > hmm sounds like one guy on two accounts maybe
Siren Sylvanis > WRATH! WAKE UP!!!
Siren Sylvanis > ENEMY BATTLESHIP ON BUBBLE
Siren Sylvanis > WTF GET HERE AHHHHH
Siren Sylvanis > *dies*
Siren Sylvanis > ***40 seconds later*
Siren Sylvanis > Wrath: "Uh, what? Sorry I was taking a piss"
<overkill> ok taking betts on how long i last in this fleet
<Digital> What do you have to wager with?
<overkill> man juice
<Digital> How about your soul?
<Digital> That way we can bet with something that exists
Katrina Oniseki > Welcome to EVE, where the socially inept try to make the socially inept look socially inept.
<Viceroy> don't you insult my nationality
<Viceroy> or i'll invade your island
<NTRabbit> bring it on mohammed jihad
<NTRabbit> we'll pimpslap your cave dwelling spearmen all the way back across the indian ocean
Ligzt > I wish I would remember why I went to nakugard...damn beer :D
Natasha Gardevoir > GF MAIT
Natasha Gardevoir > oh hai
AlecMason > just so u know and u dont embarass yourself "mait" is spelt mate
Natasha Gardevoir > I know.
AlecMason > ok just trying to help
Natasha Gardevoir > How are you?
AlecMason > fly safe
AlecMason > im good
AlecMason > how r u
Natasha Gardevoir > just so you know... R is spelt 'are'. U is spelt 'You' and im is meant to be 'I'm'
Natasha Gardevoir > Fly safe :)
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