Math'ra Hiede > /emote reaches through the Nether and finds Ama
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Math'ra Hiede > RAWR, I HAZ YOU NAOW
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS TOUCHING MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > /emote injects Manliness
Amaterasu Mikoto > HE IS INJECTING HIS MANLINESS INTO MY NETHERS
Math'ra Hiede > oh jeez, that so better not end up somewhere inappropriate
Libria Kyzal > I am officially 'bacon girl'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
Theo Samaritan > ...why?
Libria Kyzal > Well at the start of the fleet.
Libria Kyzal > I was all 'Can I go to tescos? I need bacon'.
Libria Kyzal > And they were like 'you can only go if you're getting alcohol' 'but I'm a student! I have loads of alcohol and I neeeed meat at 3am when I'm hungry'
Libria Kyzal > And now archie is drunk and when he refers to me I am 'bacon girl' and he's like 'Your name is like the only thing I will remember in the morning.'
0Virtu0 > trying to kill little ol me with a battlebestower. :(
Horza Otho > awww
0Virtu0 > k
0Virtu0 > Oh wait, BATTLEbadger!
0Virtu0 > dundundunnnn
Horza Otho > OMG BATTLEBADGER???!?!!?
KilROCK > Battle buzzard
theblaze > Battle bantam
Horza Otho > battlebarge
Dust Angel > play with my battle balls
0Virtu0 > OMGYES
Horza Otho > awww
0Virtu0 > k
0Virtu0 > Oh wait, BATTLEbadger!
0Virtu0 > dundundunnnn
Horza Otho > OMG BATTLEBADGER???!?!!?
KilROCK > Battle buzzard
theblaze > Battle bantam
Horza Otho > battlebarge
Dust Angel > play with my battle balls
0Virtu0 > OMGYES
Dragos Vlad > Welcome to EVE
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
Dusmanul > heh
Dragos Vlad > Please choose your level
Dragos Vlad > Hard
Dragos Vlad > Medium
Dragos Vlad > Easy
Dragos Vlad > Caldari
Dusmanul > rofl
mirel yirrin > For the Record: Masturbating with a Screwdriver is VERY VERY Painful.
Jurtis Kames left the room.
Jurtis Kames: apparently I left the room without my knowledge, strange
Thadeus Uatar: It's never good to leave your knowledge behind
Jurtis Kames: apparently I left the room without my knowledge, strange
Thadeus Uatar: It's never good to leave your knowledge behind
Nacha > mining mining mining mining mining mining
Augin Soric > glad you could share your thoughts with us nacha
Augin Soric > glad you could share your thoughts with us nacha
<HellGremlin> Coke nails are for discretely reaching into your baggie, getting a bump and schnacking it without anyone noticing that you're not actually picking your nose
<ifni> whilst he's giving a reach around to his nfl buddies
<HellGremlin> All the tryhards have them
<HellGremlin> Smart coke users aren't stupid enough to readily identify themselves as such
<jaska> coke connoisseur
<HellGremlin> Former coke connoisseur
<HellGremlin> ;f
<Kurenin> you mispelt coke and became a cock connoisseur didn't you...
<ifni> whilst he's giving a reach around to his nfl buddies
<HellGremlin> All the tryhards have them
<HellGremlin> Smart coke users aren't stupid enough to readily identify themselves as such
<jaska> coke connoisseur
<HellGremlin> Former coke connoisseur
<HellGremlin> ;f
<Kurenin> you mispelt coke and became a cock connoisseur didn't you...
Shadow XII > Get your basic learning to 5 and your advanced to 4.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Shadow XII > It's thirty days, but it's worth it.
Shadow XII > Doing what I call the 'Learning Rampage' at the start of every character makes you save one day in three.
Shadow XII > So if you don't do the Rampage, all your friends will be in Marauders gleefully blowing shit up while you sit around masturbating to the one in your hangar you can't use because your skills haven't caught up with your wallet.
Deschenus Maximus > Wasted 4 days of Survey
Deschenus Maximus > useless fucking skill
Anarine > That bad?
Deschenus Maximus > Yup... something to do with scanners and archelogy
Anarine > Archaeology... Is that actually useful for something?
Deschenus Maximus > Profession sites... allows you to find stuff others wouldn't
Anarine > I find loads of things others don't... Pirates, mainly
Deschenus Maximus > useless fucking skill
Anarine > That bad?
Deschenus Maximus > Yup... something to do with scanners and archelogy
Anarine > Archaeology... Is that actually useful for something?
Deschenus Maximus > Profession sites... allows you to find stuff others wouldn't
Anarine > I find loads of things others don't... Pirates, mainly