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vianee Tivianne > no druggies aloud sorry
Andreus Ixiris > Do you let quiet druggies in?
@RobertDobbs ¦ I want the star trek online thing
@RobertDobbs ¦ and i want it soon
@ark ¦ so you can make peace with other races?
@RobertDobbs ¦ I dunno how the hell the game'll work, i'm just a trek fan
@RobertDobbs ¦ i'm pretty sure that game'll be veldspar free
@ark ¦ maybe you'll mine friendship points with fellow man and alien alike
@RobertDobbs ¦ That makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Rudi Storm: Just had to have a chat with my son about masturbation earlier today, I told him it's completely natural, everybody does it, And he should knock before coming into my room...
Noxious89123 > Who is it that provides LFC with Hulks?
Karon Wodens > Marvel
Noxious89123 > Who ?
Dagalla > I just tried to fire a missile at a roid and mine a rat
Shi'Tao > it would be cool if i could mine cloaked
InsaneMachine > ok
InsaneMachine > take everythign you could ever want to do cloacked that is cool
InsaneMachine > then say to yourself that you can't do it
Shi'Tao > masterbate cloaked?
InsaneMachine > no you can't do that either
Shi'Tao > i beg to differ :P
Great Artista > Hound would have more speed, explo damage, but it can carry only 4 bombs instead of the 5 the purifier carries
Great Artista > Shame I can't fit 4 bomb launchers. It would be completely balanced too. :(
Demetri Slavic > lmao
Great Artista > Imagine, 2 guys in stealth bombers can push 18k alpha. Both carry probes, both can cloak. Would be a nice tag team for WH's.
LeToniarge > Imagine ccp, swinging mightily at that with their tremendous nerf bat of justice
Great Artista > indeed, thus I must hurry with these evil plans.
LeToniarge > dastardly plans, you might say
Great Artista > Quite, quite.
<Rod|> knobs of the universe, rejoice at my coming and throw at my feet your offerings
* Porro throws a box of thumbtacks :>
<Porro> its all i had!
Aldaerus > my petitions are broken, I can't view any of them, I petitioned it and told them don't reply via petition as I can't see it ... guess what >.>
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.

Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.

> activate medium beam laser I

Cistuvaert

You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.

> go belt

Cistuvaert - Belt

Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.

> flip can

You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!

> kill carebear

You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!

> kill carebear

The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!

The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.

> say 'LOL NOOB!'

You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.

> loot wreck

You loot the wreck of the Navitas.

You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I

Your neocom flashes. You have mail!

> read mali

I don't understand the word, "mali".

> read mail

You open your new mail.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

> say "lol"

You say, "lol"
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