GordonB > man the curry last nite making my farts smell bad
Rheinkraft > urgh
GordonB > hmmm balti flavor farts
knifee > lol
knifee > thats value for money
GordonB > init
Rheinkraft > urgh
GordonB > hmmm balti flavor farts
knifee > lol
knifee > thats value for money
GordonB > init
Katr Wheel > anyone got eyes in Keb?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
worly1 > clear
Katr Wheel > thanks
worly1 > 1 nuet just jumped in
Katr Wheel > yup
Katr Wheel > fark frak fark
Katr Wheel > podded
Shadow XII > Not so fuckin' clear now, is it?
<@Thrak> best sex of my life, I lasted like 3 seconds
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
<@Thrak> she wasn't impressed
Gus Preston > cos i have this stupid bounty
Gus Preston > some n00b corp wants to kill me in Bagerin
Miss Lear > ya the must think that is alot of money
Gus Preston > its 500k??????
Gus Preston > fucking arses
Gus Preston > i just need to get home
Miss Lear > man i gave a noob 5 mill once and he about shit a brik
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > 505k to be exact
Gus Preston > oh?
Gus Preston > oh yea
Manfred Doomhammer > and considering a tech1 frig will not cost more than 150k including fitting
Manfred Doomhammer > you can guess its a lot of money for them^^
Gus Preston > hmm true
Manfred Doomhammer > but 505k looks.... i dont know
Manfred Doomhammer > ther you go.. now it looks serious
Gus Preston > fucking annoying is what it is
Manfred Doomhammer > ;p
Miss Lear > heh youhave a even 1 mill bounty now
Gus Preston > awww come on!!!!
Gus Preston > your not helping
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > hehe
Miss Lear > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > but you got to admit, 1mil looks better than 505k
Manfred Doomhammer > its also shorter to type
Gus Preston > if i have to kill4 n00bs to get home im mailing you their corpses
Manfred Doomhammer > im not into necrophilia,but i might know a guy who is^^
Gus Preston > some n00b corp wants to kill me in Bagerin
Miss Lear > ya the must think that is alot of money
Gus Preston > its 500k??????
Gus Preston > fucking arses
Gus Preston > i just need to get home
Miss Lear > man i gave a noob 5 mill once and he about shit a brik
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > 505k to be exact
Gus Preston > oh?
Gus Preston > oh yea
Manfred Doomhammer > and considering a tech1 frig will not cost more than 150k including fitting
Manfred Doomhammer > you can guess its a lot of money for them^^
Gus Preston > hmm true
Manfred Doomhammer > but 505k looks.... i dont know
Manfred Doomhammer > ther you go.. now it looks serious
Gus Preston > fucking annoying is what it is
Manfred Doomhammer > ;p
Miss Lear > heh youhave a even 1 mill bounty now
Gus Preston > awww come on!!!!
Gus Preston > your not helping
Gus Preston > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > hehe
Miss Lear > lol
Manfred Doomhammer > but you got to admit, 1mil looks better than 505k
Manfred Doomhammer > its also shorter to type
Gus Preston > if i have to kill4 n00bs to get home im mailing you their corpses
Manfred Doomhammer > im not into necrophilia,but i might know a guy who is^^
<RazoR> i wouldnt be surprised if Sokhar will blow Stav on fanfest or something
<Sokhar> dude
<Sokhar> if he asked
<Sokhar> i so would
<Sokhar> dude
<Sokhar> if he asked
<Sokhar> i so would
Buzzer Winger > where can i get small arms?
Llewelyn Nightshade > from little people
Llewelyn Nightshade > from little people
John Aubrey > i ran over a kitten in my car this morning, does anyone know the best way to get it out of my tyre treads?
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
John Aubrey > id use a knife, but im worried about puncturing the tyres
Quintila > LMAO
Invention Smurf > jet hose
The Okamik > wtf o.O
John Aubrey > the pressure washer at the car wash?
John Aubrey > its pretty expensive...
Invention Smurf > nah - portable one
The Okamik > pressure washer will do... but.. wtf o.O
Invention Smurf > I have one
John Aubrey > hmm
Beremir > just do a burnout
williejones1984 > kitten or washer?
John Aubrey > dont care about the kitten, just the new dunlops
Quintila > lol
Invention Smurf > jjst leave yer car on a Liverpool street - fooking scousers will nick all your tyres in 60 seconds and kitten goes with them
Loco Ramos > One kill a day, keeps the carebear away
Wuhu > anyone bored? anyone itching to help me mine scord? well COME ON DOWN!!
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Wuhu > you, yes you, can have the mining experience of your life
Wuhu > we'll lock roids, we'll mine ore, we'll strip fields, and YES we'll even haul it to the station
Wuhu > how much would you pay for this opportunity?
Wuhu > $300?
Wuhu > $200?
Wuhu > $172?
Wuhu > nope
Wuhu > you can help me for FREE!
* Wuhu does not guarantee free. Taxes and Title still apply.
Xiron > tell me how to order wu!
Wuhu > it's easy!!
Wuhu > just hop in your best mining ship, dodge some pirates, and fly to dihra
Wuhu > don't want to keep all that pesky ore?
Wuhu > don't worry! wuhu will keep it!!
Xiron > thats such a great deal!
Wuhu > i'm all about value
Xiron > do you have any others?
Wuhu > act now and get "Give Wuhu All Your Kernite" included!
Wuhu > that's a $49.99 value
Gallentia Walmart feels lonely without corp chat :(
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet