Nisus Blaze > drunken103 is confused about his sexuality
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
Monster Thatcher > yes same
Monster Thatcher > omg
Monster Thatcher > i had the window scrolled up to where Karen said he liked Consortiums name
Monster Thatcher > and THATS what i mean by YES SAME
Selim > Well, Oica, I have expended all my diplomatic powers, and I am unable to find a solution to your dilemma. You'll be recieving a diplomatic package by air in about 23 hours. Good day.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Aeaus > Selim, may I recomend we strap it to a 1400mm Shell?
Selim > That can be arranged.
Bacchanalian > we should perhaps be so hospitable as to deliver multiple packages, no? we want to make sure we bring enough to go around
Aeaus > Yes, that would be most elegant.
Durok Torn > and we, of course, shall be obligated, through a sence of fair play and politness, to respond in kind
Bacchanalian > I look forward to it Durok!
Scorpio Dantes > Somehow I think Durok's package will prove too small to sufficiently stimulate us.
Geldorf Drakar > Jita is lagging bad
Arvald > thats like saying maneating sharks with chansaws and lazers are bad...
Arvald > thats like saying maneating sharks with chansaws and lazers are bad...
Shae Tiann > Does anyone else have a difficult time explaining their pirating habits IC in terms that are both sane and non-lame?
Vincent Pryce > I call it anti-batmanning
Vincent Pryce > I stalk the roofs of staions and beat living shit out lawabiding citizens coz they have done nothing wrong
Vincent Pryce > I call it anti-batmanning
Vincent Pryce > I stalk the roofs of staions and beat living shit out lawabiding citizens coz they have done nothing wrong
Vandemar > The Billboards are really under used atm.
Kyle Caldrel > nah, billboards shoot me all the time
Vandemar > most of the ad's are the same as 18months+
ago
Vandemar > ...and I still havent bought a single 'pax amarria'
Maestra Jsun > Doesn't your ass get dirty?
Kyle Caldrel > i wipe with gallante severed heads
Vandemar > I bidet with quafe
Kyle Caldrel > nah, billboards shoot me all the time
Vandemar > most of the ad's are the same as 18months+
ago
Vandemar > ...and I still havent bought a single 'pax amarria'
Maestra Jsun > Doesn't your ass get dirty?
Kyle Caldrel > i wipe with gallante severed heads
Vandemar > I bidet with quafe
Ratzap > Pull my finger
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
* Balrog Valarauko pulls Ratzap's finger.
* Ratzap Balrog is enveloped in a cloud of hideous half processed beer and curry
* Swatcat leaves Balrog and Ratz's to pull each other off in private ;)
HappyPappy > rofl
Blueprints Channel:
CyberPhaz > WTS Worm BPC
Synex > WTS Snail BPC (Used by God, 1000 runs left)
Convo'ed by Shevchenko7:
Shevchenko7 > hi
Synex > hi
Shevchenko7 > what is snail?
Synex > A snail, is a small creature you find in your garden, mostly under lettuce leaves
Shevchenko7 > can you link that m8
Synex > er.. dunno how to - but you could look it up in an encyclopedia about nature?
Shevchenko7 > how much is for that BPC?
Synex > I dunno, i couldn't accept anything less than a billion for it, its been used by God afterall.
Shevchenko7 > uufff
Shevchenko7 > sry for bothering you
Shevchenko7 > cya
CyberPhaz > WTS Worm BPC
Synex > WTS Snail BPC (Used by God, 1000 runs left)
Convo'ed by Shevchenko7:
Shevchenko7 > hi
Synex > hi
Shevchenko7 > what is snail?
Synex > A snail, is a small creature you find in your garden, mostly under lettuce leaves
Shevchenko7 > can you link that m8
Synex > er.. dunno how to - but you could look it up in an encyclopedia about nature?
Shevchenko7 > how much is for that BPC?
Synex > I dunno, i couldn't accept anything less than a billion for it, its been used by God afterall.
Shevchenko7 > uufff
Shevchenko7 > sry for bothering you
Shevchenko7 > cya
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Khan Wilde > not true on my other acct my caldari can suck an npc dry very quickly while my partner is hammering it
Dez Affinity > do you guys have any corpses?
Dez Affinity > i need 10 male corpses
Dez Affinity > i need 10 male corpses