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daggonoth > i just found a rottweiler in my room O.o
Elethe > Under the bed?
Sol Diablo > rofl
Elethe > I mean, man, those are big dogs
Susurrus > weird hope its friendly
Omegaice > lol
daggonoth > no behind the chair
Kalazar > O.o how the fuck do you FIND a rottwieler in your room?
Vahn Blade > is he magic?
Sol Diablo > haha
daggonoth > ive got 2 of em but this one snuk under the door
Omegaice > under the door,how high is the door?
daggonoth > about 2 cm O.o
Kalazar > "I found Jesus! He was hiding behind the sofa all the time!"
Omegaice > =O
Alurial Kenvara > NOO
Omegaice > squashed dog
Susurrus > you a smurf or something?
daggonoth > yep im a smurf with mini rotweilers and mini pc
daggonoth > and mini eve!
Susurrus > cool :]
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
splicer cell > plan skel?
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
dssouleater > i still miss my t 2 drone he managed to kill :-(
Sir LaunchAlot > we should have a memorial service
cotillion > afk for breakfast
dssouleater > yes we should
dssouleater > everybody hold hands and gather round...
Sir LaunchAlot > lets pray
dssouleater > /emote begins the service
Sir LaunchAlot > dealry beloved,, we have gathered here
dssouleater > /emote bows his head
Sir LaunchAlot > its life was short but fruitfull, and should be an example to all of us
dssouleater > /emote starts to cry
X Saint > /emote can't take this anymore and runs away
Sir LaunchAlot > /emote plays the bagpipes
dssouleater > /emote sniffs
Sir LaunchAlot > sorry had to log for a bit,, was getting too emotional
dssouleater > i understand :-(
dssouleater > thank you for helping me overcome my lose
Sir LaunchAlot > dont mention it,, ive been there.. it tuff
dssouleater > why do the good always die so young?
Sir LaunchAlot > bad ppl envy the good
dssouleater > /emote wipes a tear away
Kyranor rett > and dog ran away and came back 5 mins later covered in fox poo :(
Veron Zenith > one embarrasing thing is farting while you're on the bog. acts like a megaphone
Par'Gellen > or in one of those old school desks with the book hole under the chair. I found that out the hard way when i was in high school :D like blowing on a tuba
Rhagnor > You currently have 122 skills and still no clue
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
Mike C > CCP transferred all the nodes to Veldspar: Online
Mike C > where you follow a lonely miner with only his hulk and his right hand to keep him company
Lockette > lol
Fenria Wolf > and pudding.... dont forget pudding
Tim Brewer > 1-800-DER-DERKA........hello id like to order 1 suicide bomber please
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