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Azia Burgi > brb
Sopedu Abjurr > she will be abck in 3 hours
Azia Burgi > lies!
Azia Burgi > i'm back now
Azia Burgi > my parents couldn't figure out how to turn the TV on with the remote
Stelani Bellana > lol
Tolgren > rofl
Sopedu Abjurr > wow it is usually the other way around
Stelani Bellana > whats a tv .s
Azia Burgi > television
Sopedu Abjurr > no rents usually don't know how to turn it on with out the remote
Stelani Bellana > twas sarcasim
Azia Burgi > or transvestite in some cases
Azia Burgi > but i'm pretty sure it was a television i just turned on....
GigaIndy > Are you struggling to run a corp in empire? Do you need more resources? Are you interested in getting into null? Convo me.
Nykala > is your characters hairline receeding too much? are those fancy AUR clothes chafing your bits when you are trying to fly a ship? do your corpies laugh at you when your ships tank is always limp and weak or stalls in space, due to poor ship stamina/capacitor? also, convo him.
Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Kyrall : in case any1 didnt realise, NEVER select 7558 text files and press enter....
Kyrall : damn game logs... :(
Durby > I'm getting a house with a white picked fence, 2.5 kids and maybe a dog
privian > i'll sell you half a kid
Ory'hara > I'll have sex with your wife; that'll make the kid half yours. :)
Kindakrof > ohh not gonna decloak are you ?
Kindakrof > what's that smell ?
Kindakrof > oooh
Kindakrof > smells like burn
Kindakrof > buRN not BUM
Kindakrof > but stil... smells like both
illyB > omg
illyB > thank christ your blue!
illyB > jesus christ dude
Rilewedge > afk wife agroing me
Daytrader > we'll jump a gang on her. Where do you need back up at ?
Zorac Amarr > lol
Rilewedge > sending me to store any gate camps in ohio region I need to avoid?
Illystin De'Vir > Ohio has a nasty bubble camp on the interstate
Rilewedge > damn im on 70 75 gate
Illystin De'Vir > not a good one... log off and have an alt scout for you :)
Rilewedge > brb
Tobin Shalim > so i just got back from the hospital
Tobin Shalim > turns out that teabagging a sleeping girlfriend is a dumber idea than teabagging a cat
Futuristic Eagle > :O
Jay Marshall > O.O
Azia Burgi > OMG!
Azia Burgi > LOL
Azia Burgi > are you a eunuch now, tobin?
XpoHoc > you camp the wrong side of the gate guy
Hithero Wolf > DOH
XpoHoc > ;)
Hithero Wolf > is that what we are doing wrong..
Hithero Wolf > man, i did wonder why i didnt get any kills..
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