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Taffard Hull > leaving RL. I have a wife, kids and car to give away.... send me any amound over 100mil to qualify for giveaway
<Gryphius> I re-emerged from my cave
<Ulviirala> The cave of "I'm elsewhere"?
<Gryphius> Basically
<Gryphius> The cave of not-eve? Real life?
<Ulviirala> What life?
<Gryphius> I realized there was nothing for me in the real world
<Ulviirala> Real what?
Meatay Pickle > this game...
Meatay Pickle > never dull
Meatay Pickle > but always boring
Joballartus > wtb a sanctum gratz ccp fore the fu... patch
Bekador > many people lived in 0,0 before dominion, many will live here after this patch, there are many more ways to make iskies than sanctums and havens
Mattias Kerensky > I remember when we had to grind belts for isk in R-Y
Mattias Kerensky > All day
Mattias Kerensky > And we had to warp uphill both ways to each belt in the space snow.
Dreadchain > We are the dyslexia of gallente. Futility is resistant, your ass will be laminated.
<whopper> is there action in ze hole atm ?
* wizzard66 checks with Mrs. wizzard66
<wizzard66> Mrs Wizz informs me there will not be any action in ze hole for the next decade or so
<Maarud> I had a dream about Mindstar last night
<Mindstar> o.O
<Maarud> *wink*
* Mindstar (Mindstar@staff.ccpgames.com) has left #eve-chaos
Aelisha > if being a healer in online games made me a girl, i'd have saved a lot of money on that operation
Aelisha > it'd also be more convincing
Jessa Shi > probably
Aelisha > the stubble is a bit of a turn off apparently :(
Aelisha > I JUST WANT TO BE PRETTY
Talaris EveningStar > Might be better off getting a Drake for now...
Davion Vrynn > YOu can borrow my Scorpion... But you have to pay me if you lose it
Talaris EveningStar > What would I do with a Scorpion Dav?
Davion Vrynn > Probably explode
Talking about Pimp my Ride:

Complex Potential > have you noticed that no matter what the customer or the car mad mike will ALWAYS put a giant set of speakers in the back
Complex Potential > 'our latest customer is a monk who enjoys quiet solitude. This is why I'm gonna hook him up with a 15kW pair of speakers. Pimping!'
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'so the car requires 500MWs of power. This means it's gonna need it's own nuclear power station in the trunk'
Complex Potential > 'that's why we're installing these reinforced girders in the back'
Alphrenel > shit, stop please...
Complex Potential > lol
Alex Medvedov > lol
Complex Potential > 'also, we thought it'd be pimpin' if this car could fly, so we're gonna attach F16 thrusters on the sides'
Alphrenel > lol
Alphrenel > its just a monk...
Complex Potential > 'that's right, so he can be closer to God!. Pimpin'!'
Alex Medvedov > thats terrible i cant catch a single ship because iam laughing constantly....
Alphrenel > lol
Alex Medvedov > stop it pls:))
Complex Potential > lol
Complex Potential > 'Yo, when you gave us this car, it was a banged up Ford Fiesta. But now, it's.... an aircraft carrier!'
Alphrenel > its a monk ^^
Complex Potential > rofl
Alex Medvedov > maybe you should apply to for car making industry CP you certily have some talent:))
Complex Potential > lol
Alphrenel > lool
Complex Potential > 'so, we put a 15MW sounds system into the car, which meant we needed to add a support for the weight. But we needed a generator to power it, so it now has a trailer attached to the back.'
Complex Potential > you never hear them say 'WTF am I gonna do with a BBQ grill in the back of my car??!!'
Alex Medvedov > :)))))
Alphrenel > yea
Complex Potential > and how am I gonna fit any luggage in there?
Taliac > lol
Taliac > You only need Lubricate:)
Complex Potential > imagine taking it on holiday... 'Where are all our clothes?' 'We couldn't fit them in, but we've got our own snow cone makers'
Complex Potential > awesome
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > I'd never take it out of the garage tbh. Imagine leaving it parked in the street overnight
Alex Medvedov > you can always put something into reactor,cant you?:)
Complex Potential > radioactive clothes ftw
Complex Potential > a lovely green glow
Taliac > /emote perfectly strikes CP Doing immense damage too his car
Alex Medvedov > you it solves all your light problem during the night!
Alex Medvedov > *yea
Alphrenel > lol
Complex Potential > noooo! not my car! Dont hit it too hiard, it will explode
Alphrenel > ohoh...
Alex Medvedov > and hlf of the town will vanish
Complex Potential > 'and as a parting gift, we're giving you this radiation suite to wear while you drive'
Complex Potential > you've officially been pimped
Alex Medvedov > jeez
Complex Potential > that show makes me laugh every time
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