Garviel Lokken > someone make me a pizza i want one right now
Shadow XII > Sure.
oooMACooo > mmmmmmmm pizza
Garviel Lokken > yum
Shadow XII > Just hook me up with a PIzza Blueprint and I'll make you one right now.
Shadow XII > Of course I need some minerals. Cheese, dough, tomato sauce, bacon, mushrooms....
Shadow XII > Damn, now I want a pizza.
Shadow XII > Sure.
oooMACooo > mmmmmmmm pizza
Garviel Lokken > yum
Shadow XII > Just hook me up with a PIzza Blueprint and I'll make you one right now.
Shadow XII > Of course I need some minerals. Cheese, dough, tomato sauce, bacon, mushrooms....
Shadow XII > Damn, now I want a pizza.
Lomong > /emote preps dinner
Lomong > Pastrami+Pasta salad
Lomong > With some bearnaise flavoured creme fraiche
Evanda Char > Mmmmmmm... god damn it, Lom, I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny when you talk about food
Lomong > Pastrami+Pasta salad
Lomong > With some bearnaise flavoured creme fraiche
Evanda Char > Mmmmmmm... god damn it, Lom, I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny when you talk about food
[JERIC] Knuck: omg I got teh funk
[JERIC] Knuck: 12:34 am sunday here
[JERIC] Knuck: and I am getting down with my bad self
FLNC-Shar: california man then
FLNC-Shar: ??
[JERIC] Knuck: fuck that
FLNC-Shar: no?
[JERIC] Knuck: Vancouver
[JERIC] Knuck: Canada
FLNC-Shar: ahh
FLNC-Shar: west coast though
[JERIC] Knuck: NOT AMERICAN
FLNC-Shar: ain't it
FLNC-Shar: sorry man
FLNC-Shar: just 8hrs back to me is always LA
[JERIC] Knuck: heh np
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[JERIC] Knuck: and I don't live in an igloo
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: why is canadians are like IM NOT FUCKING AMERICAN U FUCK
[FLNC]Nooey: man I love stirring them
[FLNC]Nooey: "I live in Canada"
[FLNC]Nooey: "Oh ok, where abouts in America is that?"
[JERIC] Knuck: you're australian right
[FLNC]Nooey: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: have you ever asked someone from New Zealand whereabouts in Australia they're from
[JERIC] Knuck: THEY FREAK TEH FUCK OUT
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: same idea
[FLNC]Nooey: So north america knuck?
[JERIC] Knuck: sure I'll live with that
[FLNC]Nooey: : P
[JERIC] Knuck: omg for the ROFL
FLNC-Shar: push the button
[JERIC] Knuck: it is kinda funny sometimes telling ppl I live in 'Downtown Canada' tho and having the go 'oh yeah thats cool man'
[JERIC] Knuck: * them
FLNC-Shar: hehe
FLNC-Shar: never heard of dt canada
FLNC-Shar: dt eve yeah man
FLNC-Shar: not canada
FLNC-Shar: rofl
FLNC-Shar: j/k
[JERIC] Knuck: well its only the 5 of us
FLNC-Shar: wtf?
FLNC-Shar: 5?
[JERIC] Knuck: omg noob no
[JERIC] Knuck: 30 MILLION
FLNC-Shar: ahh
[JERIC] Knuck: and there is no downtown canada
[JERIC] Knuck: 12:34 am sunday here
[JERIC] Knuck: and I am getting down with my bad self
FLNC-Shar: california man then
FLNC-Shar: ??
[JERIC] Knuck: fuck that
FLNC-Shar: no?
[JERIC] Knuck: Vancouver
[JERIC] Knuck: Canada
FLNC-Shar: ahh
FLNC-Shar: west coast though
[JERIC] Knuck: NOT AMERICAN
FLNC-Shar: ain't it
FLNC-Shar: sorry man
FLNC-Shar: just 8hrs back to me is always LA
[JERIC] Knuck: heh np
FLNC-Shar: hehe
[JERIC] Knuck: and I don't live in an igloo
FLNC-Shar: lmao
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: why is canadians are like IM NOT FUCKING AMERICAN U FUCK
[FLNC]Nooey: man I love stirring them
[FLNC]Nooey: "I live in Canada"
[FLNC]Nooey: "Oh ok, where abouts in America is that?"
[JERIC] Knuck: you're australian right
[FLNC]Nooey: yup
[JERIC] Knuck: have you ever asked someone from New Zealand whereabouts in Australia they're from
[JERIC] Knuck: THEY FREAK TEH FUCK OUT
[FLNC]Nooey: lol
[FLNC]Nooey: LOL
[JERIC] Knuck: same idea
[FLNC]Nooey: So north america knuck?
[JERIC] Knuck: sure I'll live with that
[FLNC]Nooey: : P
[JERIC] Knuck: omg for the ROFL
FLNC-Shar: push the button
[JERIC] Knuck: it is kinda funny sometimes telling ppl I live in 'Downtown Canada' tho and having the go 'oh yeah thats cool man'
[JERIC] Knuck: * them
FLNC-Shar: hehe
FLNC-Shar: never heard of dt canada
FLNC-Shar: dt eve yeah man
FLNC-Shar: not canada
FLNC-Shar: rofl
FLNC-Shar: j/k
[JERIC] Knuck: well its only the 5 of us
FLNC-Shar: wtf?
FLNC-Shar: 5?
[JERIC] Knuck: omg noob no
[JERIC] Knuck: 30 MILLION
FLNC-Shar: ahh
[JERIC] Knuck: and there is no downtown canada
Boma Airaken > dont even start tal
Boma Airaken > i STILL have dreams about winning a lifetime supply of girl scouts and crisco
Boma Airaken > i STILL have dreams about winning a lifetime supply of girl scouts and crisco
<[ZTK]s4mp3r0r> hummmm... do you start worrying before or after your corpfurm has a serious discussion about farm animal sex ? :S
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
<Cena> depends on the animals involved
Clouse Cloud > x - for GI JOE WITH A COCK IN HIS MOUTH GANG
Herculite > I have something very important to tell you that I want you to think about as you play. I need to do laundry so I figure I might as well wash the clothes I am wearing, and I may soon be playing naked.
darka lightforce > i got some v bad news am afraid
Adoran > ?
darka lightforce > wife has now started playing eve
Adoran > OH GOD!
Adoran > she's gonna move on in and take over Compl
darka lightforce > i know, there goes the bank account !
Adoran > what's her name?
darka lightforce > forgot
Adoran > u need to tell her it's best to Amarrian! Then, any battle u
loose in rl u can win in EVE.
darka lightforce > she seibester :(
Adoran > ah, too late, time to sell her to the amarr
darka lightforce > lol
darka lightforce > did think about hiring mercs
Adoran > ?
darka lightforce > wife has now started playing eve
Adoran > OH GOD!
Adoran > she's gonna move on in and take over Compl
darka lightforce > i know, there goes the bank account !
Adoran > what's her name?
darka lightforce > forgot
Adoran > u need to tell her it's best to Amarrian! Then, any battle u
loose in rl u can win in EVE.
darka lightforce > she seibester :(
Adoran > ah, too late, time to sell her to the amarr
darka lightforce > lol
darka lightforce > did think about hiring mercs
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
Bloodfrog > Im getting sleepy as i D-plex. Should i 1) Eat more donuts, drink more mountion dew for sugar/caffiene high or 2) Zap myself with my tazer every 30 minutes?.......I need some pro tips.
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)
Val Erian > tazer is most reliable
Bloodfrog > k ty
Val Erian > that or you tube
Deacon Abox > i found stroking my pussy while it purrs is stimulating and relaxing
Bloodfrog > lol
Val Erian > it makes me fall asleep.
Bloodfrog > yea....i need to get more awake.
Deacon Abox > obviously too much gentle stroking and not enough squeezing
Deacon Abox > it's all technique
Bloodfrog > Hey...that works...i just squeeezed my kitty slightly to hard and WHAM !.......Scratches and blood....yup....wide awake now....ty Deacon :)