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<Moled_> raven got nerfed :|
* Moled_ is now known as aeti
<Focht> how did it get nerfed
<Focht> not that it wasnt due for it
<aeti> cargo is now
<aeti> 295
<Loxy> lmao
<aeti> :(
<Loxy> thats got to be a mistake
<Focht> yea prolly is
<Focht> how big is a missile tho ?
<Dreadnought> you sure something you have fitted isnt reducing your cargo?
<Focht> overdrives^^
<aeti> oh
<Focht> newb
<KaneED> nooby nooby nooooby
Kenneth McCoy > And I'm baking a cake because it is manly
Kenneth McCoy > And because using your face to clean the mixing bowl is one of the simple pleasures in life.
Astra Budro > ive lost about 1 ship per day since ive been playing... on average, tho some days have been worse than others and rarely better.
fishyfishyfishyfishy > damn
Solfade > ouch
fishyfishyfishyfishy > what the hell have you been doing?!
Solfade > not making a lot of ISK to upgrade then?
Astra Budro > most of them were PVP deaths, i wasnt PVPing but i forgot to tell the other guys that
<Kurenin> if people were forced to use turret ships
<Kurenin> there wouldnt be a problem
<Kurenin> they'd get fucked 6 times over before they manage to kill anything
<Kalroth> I disagree
<Kurenin> why?
<Kalroth> You're usually wrong
<moocifer> X'D
ElrondMD > i just realised, i dont have ENERGY MANAGEMENT trained on my character at all, that means ive been flying around for 25% less cap then everyone for the last 5 years
EVE System > Channel changed to Kakakela Local Channel
Ivan Volyova > spare isk please?
Hittavainen > get a job you bum
Yorlock > keep begging and ill give ya some spare ammo....
<@Sooshie> my penis is burning!
<@Sooshie> agggg
<@Sooshie> dont take a piss after handling hot peppers
Screaming Blade > i also can fly a rorqual now
Jubei Tsuki > sounds like either ur wallet is about to get alot bigger or alot smaller.
Screaming Blade > my wallets Bi that way
Jubei Tsuki > bi wallets are purdy sexy that way
Macsen > i am but can't see any for sale round lum
Haffiene > to JITA!
Macsen > fuck jita
Haffiene > don't talk about her that way
Macsen > shes a biatch, everyone has passed her way sometime or another and you know it
Macsen > so don't delude yourself when she whispers sweet nothings in your ear about how it will be different this time
Haffiene > I'm not here for the difference I'm here for the experience
Haffiene > every time I come in with a load it flies off in no time flat
Macsen > shes good i'll give you that
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
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