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Rina Kondur > hey
Rina Kondur > i just met you
Pinky Feldman > and this is crazy
Onyxalia La'fiette > im on bath salts
Onyxalia La'fiette > and your face looks tasty
Ruric Thyase > penguins are the money maker
Higglebiggle > happy feet must be your wet dream then
Ruric Thyase > march of the penguins actually
Ruric Thyase > morgan freeman narrates my orgasm
Fasturian Icildentirf > I think this is the one that they were mentioning earlier. It goes to null sec.
Grimlaid Xadi > hence my intest in the hole
Kale Eledar > you want to dock your mammoth in the hole eh
Grimlaid Xadi > giggdy?
General Killah: yeah cause people need something to kill
General Killah: stain would be bored for 2 weeks before finding a reason to declare war on xetic or FA
Law Enforcer: lol no we will take a trip to PA and conquer that
General Killah: hehe
Law Enforcer: it will be like a huge D-Day
General Killah: yep
Law Enforcer: watch ccp will make the GM alliance and live in jove space
General Killah: LMAO i would laugh like hell
General Killah: then i would invade
General Killah: ok that is goign on the quote site
Law Enforcer: and all alliances merge and take them on
Law Enforcer: and many accounts will be banned
J Thilla > hey jih did u knwo eve is broken
jih chop > uh, no?
J Thilla > yep large bountie faction rats = no good loot = eve is broken
jih chop > are you being serious or sarcastic?
Codin Ormolu > well git and smity got faction loot, I remember one Itime I got none that first time
J Thilla > the 4 mil and higher faction rats i have never heard of any kinda good loot
jih chop > I've only EVER gotten 1 dread spawn - and harvested a dread invul from it
Codin Ormolu > that's the best mod I have heard coming out of ry
jih chop > but I DO know that on the release of trinity CCP nerfed the hell outta loot/salv
jih chop > matbe they did it again w/ QR
jih chop > friggin GiT falls outta bed, lands on a dread spawn
J Thilla > probally
jih chop > walks across room, stubs toe on a dread spawn
Codin Ormolu > haha
jih chop > pours bowl of cereal - the prize is a dread spawn
J Thilla > lol
J Thilla > u get a priz ein box?
jih chop > I swear to god the guy could shit, flush, and left there in the bottom of the bowl would be a dread spawn
Augin Soric > is anyone else getting lag?
Neo Corricon > no
red iffunk > no, im not getting laid
red iffunk > err lag
Luncinia Padecain > /emote sneaks up behind and stuffs Demon Cookie in a jar... hold the jar under her arm and yells... "THIS IS MAH COOKIE! Anyones tried to take my cookie will suffer the fires of hell and the mercy of Cthulhu!"
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
Lehtizalaatti > now i feel like you dont wanna :(
Lehtizalaatti > is it my hair ?
Ndbele > its your hair in strange places
Ndbele > [15:10:18] Lehtizalaatti > im growing hair in weird places and shit
Ndbele > [15:10:22] Lehtizalaatti > im le confuxored
Lehtizalaatti > private !!
Lehtizalaatti > was going to plead context but that douesnt really help
<Viceroy> oh god
<Viceroy> i just remembered my dream
<Viceroy> i was playing wow
<Viceroy> and we were all in the EVOL headquarters in wow
<Viceroy> with like
<Viceroy> all the fancy elf stuff
<Viceroy> and then GS opened a portal and came rolling in
<Viceroy> and we started chaining them
<Viceroy> then i woke up
SteelEggs > ïîäàðèòå 3 ñòàíäàðò ëàí÷åðà ïëèç)
Lardarz B'stard > my thoughts exactly
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