Ahrotahntee > I figured out how to make instant pudding on the bus
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
Ahrotahntee > 1 package Jello Instant Chocolate Pudding
1 500ml carton of milk
Ahrotahntee > mix, close the carton and shake until thick
Ahrotahntee > that was actually the crowning accomplishment of the decade.
Ahrotahntee > ..unfortunately, you could not get either component on an airplane
Ahrotahntee > they'll confiscate the powder, and the milk
Syra Devi > not sure of that
Ahrotahntee > you can't declare 500ml of milk, they'll take it
Syra Devi > just rent a baby and put it in a bottle
EVE System > Channel changed to Ostingele Local Channel
Snura > is anyone here in Jita ?
Snura > is anyone here in Jita ?
bluechimera > i wanna be a care whore
bluechimera > ill care if i get paid for it
ArcticFox > that is probably the worst way you could have put that
ArcticFox > ever
ArcticFox > go back to your cage
bluechimera > yes sir
bluechimera > ill care if i get paid for it
ArcticFox > that is probably the worst way you could have put that
ArcticFox > ever
ArcticFox > go back to your cage
bluechimera > yes sir
Gamaroth > pvp, puts the F U in fun
Denise Ashley > "no accounting for taste said the woman as she kissed the cow"
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Jalvon Ryder > Moo
Anslo > rarwr
Jalvon Ryder > wonder what ever happend to the notorious moo corp
Denise Ashley > udder failure
Nez Pierce > the oinkers wardec'ed'em
Denise Ashley > milked for its assets
Anslo > ..
Anslo > ./phail
Denise Ashley > put out to pasture
Jalvon Ryder > beefed?
Nez Pierce > I sh-udder to think
Anslo > STFU
Anslo > jesus christ
Anslo > too many bad cow puns for one lifetime
Nez Pierce > hah
Anslo > gawd
solardrift > sure added to my lacking list
MattoRamaa > you might need bovine intervention to stop us
Anslo > STFUUUU!!!
Denise Ashley > Sorry if i made you Angus
Anslo > /emote uses his Judgment doomsday
solardrift > lactating i mean
MattoRamaa > im gonna steak with it though
Nez Pierce > /emote giggles
Denise Ashley > rofl
Anslo > omg
Denise Ashley > rare remark matto
Anslo > [] this close to leaving UoC lmao
Denise Ashley > well done
Gothique Mortis > just created a 4m reward / 100m collateral contract, if anyone's interested. Low-sec pick-up.
Denise Ashley > I think i am cowed
MattoRamaa > wow, how can anyone pass that one up
Jalvon Ryder > I think the jokes are well-done
MattoRamaa > but it might be time to put them out to pasture
Denise Ashley > lol
Denise Ashley > Those Crazy Jerseys, with all that grass
solardrift > nobodys butcher me in lowsec
Denise Ashley > lol
Anslo > make it stop...
Anslo > T_T
MattoRamaa > you mean nobodys put their meat hooks on you?
Nanirai Ellocin > holy crap, big scary spider on my wall. I think it's going to kill me
Aamuryn > It won't if you kill it first!
Soup Medic > is it flashy red?
Aamuryn > It won't if you kill it first!
Soup Medic > is it flashy red?
Wraeththu > /emote squints at tickle
Atandros > (for a moment I read that as "squirts".)
Wraeththu > /emote checks his fly
TicklePink > /emote checks her cheek
Atandros > (for a moment I read that as "squirts".)
Wraeththu > /emote checks his fly
TicklePink > /emote checks her cheek
Obsidian Hawk > hey duckey's WT's, he has a fetish for cheap strippers and booze. now you can lay a trap for him
Willa Murdoc > shit, no comment
Duckeye > lies, willa isn't a stripper
Duckeye > ...professionally
Willa Murdoc > lol
Willa Murdoc > it's a hobbie
Obsidian Hawk > her idea of stripping is beatin you over the head with a chair and taking all yoru clothes off
Willa Murdoc > lol
Lyandark > Efficient.
Willa Murdoc > Works
Duckeye > as I recall it was a wine bottle, and she's the reason why I have 3 nuts now, she split one in half
Willa Murdoc > lol
Obsidian Hawk > do all 3 work?
Duckeye > no, no... just one... just one...
Willa Murdoc > shit, no comment
Duckeye > lies, willa isn't a stripper
Duckeye > ...professionally
Willa Murdoc > lol
Willa Murdoc > it's a hobbie
Obsidian Hawk > her idea of stripping is beatin you over the head with a chair and taking all yoru clothes off
Willa Murdoc > lol
Lyandark > Efficient.
Willa Murdoc > Works
Duckeye > as I recall it was a wine bottle, and she's the reason why I have 3 nuts now, she split one in half
Willa Murdoc > lol
Obsidian Hawk > do all 3 work?
Duckeye > no, no... just one... just one...
Augin Soric > AMARR FW FORECAST
Monday - nothing
Tuesday - nothing
Wednesday - nothing
Thrursday - OMGWTF 120-man blob of RAEP
Friday - nothing
Saturday - still nothing
Sunday - 1 frigate because he missed the weekly blob on thursday
Monday - nothing
Tuesday - nothing
Wednesday - nothing
Thrursday - OMGWTF 120-man blob of RAEP
Friday - nothing
Saturday - still nothing
Sunday - 1 frigate because he missed the weekly blob on thursday
<Diaego> ah its not just me
<Diaego> it is fuxed
<Diaego> cos now rather than getting page cannot be displayed, I'm getting a server too busy page mwuhahaha
<Diaego> hotmail is so unreliable these days :;
<Diaego> :/
<RinnyWee> want a gmail?
<Diaego> nah got it but its for homos
<Diaego> so doby will like it I should imagine
<Diaego> wow even hotmail.com is now giving hte server busy message
<RinnyWee> yes but you = fag too
<Diaego> hahahah its BROKEN
<RinnyWee> least that is what you tell me whenever i try to sexx0r you
<RinnyWee> "no rinny, i am gay"
<Diaego> it is fuxed
<Diaego> cos now rather than getting page cannot be displayed, I'm getting a server too busy page mwuhahaha
<Diaego> hotmail is so unreliable these days :;
<Diaego> :/
<RinnyWee> want a gmail?
<Diaego> nah got it but its for homos
<Diaego> so doby will like it I should imagine
<Diaego> wow even hotmail.com is now giving hte server busy message
<RinnyWee> yes but you = fag too
<Diaego> hahahah its BROKEN
<RinnyWee> least that is what you tell me whenever i try to sexx0r you
<RinnyWee> "no rinny, i am gay"