DemonSlayer Jones > how´s the pipe 9c to badi ?
ACHURA CALDARIAN > i come so easily
ACHURA CALDARIAN > 1 or 2 hostile on the way
Luthien Firefoot > lol me too, wife hates it :)
ACHURA CALDARIAN > i come so easily
ACHURA CALDARIAN > 1 or 2 hostile on the way
Luthien Firefoot > lol me too, wife hates it :)
Marcus Platt > Nothing against gay peeps, but if you're going to use cock for your oral fixation, don't chew
Tyrus Tenebros > should we feel bad reprocessing drones?
Asandraza > no
Kazuma Saruwatari > yes T_T
Saiiybo > I would
Asandraza > they are simple machines
Asandraza > would be like refining a hunk of ore
Tyrus Tenebros > they think but dont feel? Like cows?
Saiiybo > think of all the hard work your mining drones do for you
Mojo Lux > toasters with teeth
Asandraza > should u feel sorry for the ore?
Saiiybo > only if its velspar
Tyrus Tenebros > lol
Tyrus Tenebros > then i feel sorry for myself for mining veldspar
Mojo Lux > hey, ore has feeling too
Saiiybo > lol
Asandraza > naw I feel sorry for the miner who has to mine just veldspar
Asandraza > no
Kazuma Saruwatari > yes T_T
Saiiybo > I would
Asandraza > they are simple machines
Asandraza > would be like refining a hunk of ore
Tyrus Tenebros > they think but dont feel? Like cows?
Saiiybo > think of all the hard work your mining drones do for you
Mojo Lux > toasters with teeth
Asandraza > should u feel sorry for the ore?
Saiiybo > only if its velspar
Tyrus Tenebros > lol
Tyrus Tenebros > then i feel sorry for myself for mining veldspar
Mojo Lux > hey, ore has feeling too
Saiiybo > lol
Asandraza > naw I feel sorry for the miner who has to mine just veldspar
Little Chubby > I'm so good at this game.
Little Chubby > Spent 30 seconds trying to find the jump button before realizing I was right clicking on a Charon
Little Chubby > Spent 30 seconds trying to find the jump button before realizing I was right clicking on a Charon
Tiberius Gallas > hello all
crocmore > o/
Tiberius Gallas > glad to be here
Spikum > Welcome to corp Tiberius o/
Tiberius Gallas > so your the spikum i read about in omgrawr?
[ http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/10 ]
Spikum > damn
Tiberius Gallas > the one that got fooled by moo?
Spikum > why does everyone keep asking :(
Tiberius Gallas > man you are such an idiot
crocmore > poor spik :)
Spikum > yeah send me isk -.-
Tiberius Gallas > how stupid ahhahaha
Spikum > it was 2003 :p
Tiberius Gallas > oimg i laughed so hard at you
Spikum > it was just a scorpion -.-
Tiberius Gallas > dude
Tiberius Gallas > u got owned so hard
Spikum > Crocmore that new guy is ebil to me :(
Tiberius Gallas > feel the shame
OzaLoni > SPIK
OzaLoni > its rex
Spikum > OZA
Tiberius Gallas > :P
crocmore > i saw i saw :)
crocmore > we will make him sing YMCA on ts with yaz's camel
Tiberius Gallas > spike i got u so good :P
Spikum > FU rex
crocmore > o/
Tiberius Gallas > glad to be here
Spikum > Welcome to corp Tiberius o/
Tiberius Gallas > so your the spikum i read about in omgrawr?
[ http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/10 ]
Spikum > damn
Tiberius Gallas > the one that got fooled by moo?
Spikum > why does everyone keep asking :(
Tiberius Gallas > man you are such an idiot
crocmore > poor spik :)
Spikum > yeah send me isk -.-
Tiberius Gallas > how stupid ahhahaha
Spikum > it was 2003 :p
Tiberius Gallas > oimg i laughed so hard at you
Spikum > it was just a scorpion -.-
Tiberius Gallas > dude
Tiberius Gallas > u got owned so hard
Spikum > Crocmore that new guy is ebil to me :(
Tiberius Gallas > feel the shame
OzaLoni > SPIK
OzaLoni > its rex
Spikum > OZA
Tiberius Gallas > :P
crocmore > i saw i saw :)
crocmore > we will make him sing YMCA on ts with yaz's camel
Tiberius Gallas > spike i got u so good :P
Spikum > FU rex
Zerokilla85 > i dont want a missile up my ass from u
Drago Katsov > i don't use missiles
Drago Katsov > contrary to the Caldariness
Drago Katsov > i am teh Amarrian master o/
Zerokilla85 > lol
Zerokilla85 > ok i dont want a powerful beam up my ass
Sanctus Gabriel > thats not what the graffiti on the toilet wall says
Drago Katsov > i don't use missiles
Drago Katsov > contrary to the Caldariness
Drago Katsov > i am teh Amarrian master o/
Zerokilla85 > lol
Zerokilla85 > ok i dont want a powerful beam up my ass
Sanctus Gabriel > thats not what the graffiti on the toilet wall says
Ewan Grovatt > I need to find an Advanced Learning 99 implant, dammit
Ewan Grovatt > of course, I couldn't afford it
Ewan Grovatt > and meanwhile, Duchess is mining and raking in 3 mill evey half hour or so, and won't return my calls
Roadhouse > 3 mil per half hour? And still in Noobcorp?
Ewan Grovatt > (shh, nobody say anything, that was a trigger to see if she's paying attention)
Ewan Grovatt > (she really enjoys playing the 'ignore Ewan' game)
Roadhouse > He's crunching numbers on his webcam, for freaks like you that get off on it.
Roadhouse > "Oh, balance that equation, that's right"
Ami Seneschal > "Oh, REMAINDERS!"
Ewan Grovatt > of course, I couldn't afford it
Ewan Grovatt > and meanwhile, Duchess is mining and raking in 3 mill evey half hour or so, and won't return my calls
Roadhouse > 3 mil per half hour? And still in Noobcorp?
Ewan Grovatt > (shh, nobody say anything, that was a trigger to see if she's paying attention)
Ewan Grovatt > (she really enjoys playing the 'ignore Ewan' game)
Roadhouse > He's crunching numbers on his webcam, for freaks like you that get off on it.
Roadhouse > "Oh, balance that equation, that's right"
Ami Seneschal > "Oh, REMAINDERS!"
ZtheEnder > god damns this
ZtheEnder > how long must i wait
ZtheEnder > this is work for a filthy pirate
ZtheEnder > nothing
Ossprey > move closer to the Spawn point
ZtheEnder > absolutletly nothing for 200 meters
ZtheEnder > 20 km i mean
ZtheEnder > 200km
ZtheEnder > I am right ontop of the beacon
ZtheEnder > the only way to tget closer is to have sex with it
Raindrop > Right click it and activate?
ZtheEnder > um
ZtheEnder > er
ZtheEnder > thanks
Hal Seldon > so you weren't totally wrong - you had to do some action ;)
Ossprey > ROFL
Raindrop > Omgrawr?
Hal Seldon > I was thinking in similar directions...
ZtheEnder > how long must i wait
ZtheEnder > this is work for a filthy pirate
ZtheEnder > nothing
Ossprey > move closer to the Spawn point
ZtheEnder > absolutletly nothing for 200 meters
ZtheEnder > 20 km i mean
ZtheEnder > 200km
ZtheEnder > I am right ontop of the beacon
ZtheEnder > the only way to tget closer is to have sex with it
Raindrop > Right click it and activate?
ZtheEnder > um
ZtheEnder > er
ZtheEnder > thanks
Hal Seldon > so you weren't totally wrong - you had to do some action ;)
Ossprey > ROFL
Raindrop > Omgrawr?
Hal Seldon > I was thinking in similar directions...
Sonic Slayer > Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage.
And is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
-Macbeth Act V, Scene V
Akua Anan > Cool lyrics. Who´s the rapper?
Nektuu > lol I am not a frog
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath
Ergonaz > you sure?
Nektuu > yea I used to be now I am a princess
solar zody > strangle*
Roland Massatari > haha
solar zody > amarr royalty is a fake
Andra McKay > its like nigerian princes :)
Roland Massatari > and the gallente federation is a collection of misinformed idiots
Nektuu > lol
Andra McKay > its just a scam to trick minmatar out of their hard earned isk
solar zody > never just the few
solar zody > but we need them
Roland Massatari > while the caldari are drunken capitalist that constantly fight for each others isk and will kill you for yours
Andra McKay > what few? i personally own 320+ slaves/minmatar
solar zody > the caldari are a dictatorship
Ergonaz > not drunk! just a little happy thats all
A Cairns > no i dont
solar zody > who do kill each other for isk
Ergonaz > well, they wont give em away so what to do?
solar zody > also caldari hire gallente pro's
Andra McKay > its not a dictatorship, its an oligarchy of benelovent corps
Roland Massatari > and minnmatar are a bunch of vagabond slaves who only managed to survive for so long thanks to the idiotic higher ups in gallente government
solar zody > gallente tarts ftw caldari tart would want a deposit then intrest for a lazy shag
Andra McKay > democracy is overrated anyway...
solar zody > its free
solar zody > untill the tax bill comes in
Andra McKay > perfect system of governance is aristocracy, the dominance of the best
Roland Massatari > the gallente democracy is a sham
Andra McKay > the best capitalists
solar zody > how so
solar zody > amarr only know the book the book only know the fiction the fiction is made up
Andra McKay > Pax Amarria read the truth and see
solar zody > first page of the pax is missing it reads, to my loving family this is pure fiction for a quick lolz
Roland Massatari > ah but what glorius fools we are :) we the first to take to space and subjigate the rest
solar zody > first to rediscover a star drive, but the jove are still here they where first, they came through the eve gate
Andra McKay > of course its a scam... i mean come on, thats the best seeling book in the galaxy... one hell of a cash cow for the amarr royal family
Roland Massatari > and if a am not mistaken so to were the gallente subjcators of the people of caldari =P
solar zody > caldari was a state in the gallente federation
Roland Massatari > isnt freedom the one thing gallente preach about? so then why bombard caldari prime and drive them from their own home?
Ergonaz > they wat the frredom to bomb anyoen they wish
solar zody > wow a book that can out sell harry potter lol
Andra McKay > the thig amarr are hiding under their hoods is that they are actually caldari, ripping off the galaxy on religious articles
solar zody > they did it in a nasty manor so they deserved to lose their homeworld
Roland Massatari > =P
Roland Massatari > ill let caldari argue that point :)
solar zody > they got it back
Andra McKay > here, buy that statue of saint whatshisname, to save your immortal soul... thats 150 isk ther
Andra McKay > its caldari with a new business plan :)
Roland Massatari > instead of the plain face steal oyur money you belove we are the reach around and steal your wallet while your not looking type?
solar zody > rip off others rarther than each other
solar zody > it wont last
Roland Massatari > it has so far and will for many more centuries to come
Andra McKay > yep, no law abiding citizen wears such a hood
Ergonaz > its better to do the leding deal
Andra McKay > thats why im in on all that "amarr victor" stuff... im profiting from that pyramid sheme while it lasts :)
Roland Massatari > hehe it is alright to comit your sins so long as you have the *insert holy figure here* to absolve you of your sins >=P
Andra McKay > buy the holy figure now, and youll get a pax amarria signed by <insert televangelist name> for free
Andra McKay > gonna open my own televangelism channel i think... need isk to fuel my dread :)
Roland Massatari > yes exactly and now to bring the minnmatar back into line
Roland Massatari > i belive the people incharge of the seven hundred club beat you to that one adnra
Roland Massatari > andra*
Andra McKay > hehe, no worries... the former slaves have been teached for centuries in amarrian religion... they will bring it home to minmatar where amarr religion will spread and open a new market
Roland Massatari > need to stop typing typo curse is coming back
solar zody > lol
solar zody > minmatar wont accept trail crap like the pax
solar zody > trivial*
Andra McKay > here, buy this religious artefact for only 150m isk, it will cure you from that curse :)
solar zody > so will a bath