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blasharga : Why am i almost the only person on mumble?
Marcus Demitri : Did you forget deodorant this morning?
<DigitalCommunist> i saw you in uh
<DigitalCommunist> scolluzer, or uhm merolles
<DigitalCommunist> or some gayass gallente system
<DigitalCommunist> a week ago i think
<DigitalCommunist> whats that all about
<OmberZombie> umm, i work out of masalle DC
<OmberZombie> whichis next door to scol
<DigitalCommunist> yeah masalle
<DigitalCommunist> thats the system
<OmberZombie> why were you in my ghey gal space anyway?
<DigitalCommunist> killing
<OmberZombie> time?
<DigitalCommunist> germans
Princess Beefcurtains > you'll be alright KD, building PCs is easy, just remember to glue everything in properly
Killer Dragon > glue?
Killer Dragon > wtf u on crack?
Princess Beefcurtains > yes, use lots of glue, and tape
Princess Beefcurtains > remember to clean everything thoroughly with water first also
Killer Dragon > ok
Killer Dragon > im gona shoot you as soon as u come back here
Princess Beefcurtains > :D
Killer Dragon > Im just gona mute you now lol
Princess Beefcurtains > lol
Senior Dremel > lol
Senior Dremel > i like to run a heavey large magnet ofer everythign a few time sto be sure they are free of viruses
Princess Beefcurtains > yeah, good trick that
Senior Dremel > works better after it is running though .... a trick of the trade so keep that on the DL
Princess Beefcurtains > also, I hear a hosepipe to the nearest tap provides excellent water cooling at a budget price, it'll never go above 3 degrees C, it'll run very fluidly also
Killer Dragon > Give me 2k and ill do it :P
Killer Dragon > im not that much of a dumbass lol
Senior Dremel > lol
Princess Beefcurtains > lol, wasnt implying anything like that...
Killer Dragon > wooot lol
Killer Dragon > sure u wernt :P
Princess Beefcurtains > are you saying my methods are stupid? are you!!?
Killer Dragon > and im patient
Killer Dragon > yes you are, no im not
Princess Beefcurtains > how many times have you been a patient?
MAXSuicide > cruised past in my ride..
MAXSuicide > aka..my mums car :/
totalignition > that things tiny
Aquillar > yeah, and it has 3 cruise missile launchers on it
Aquillar > so stfu
totalignition > lol
Aquillar > lalalalaa
< blows up some rats >
totalignition > NICE!
Aquillar > I think I made them angry
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Theo Samaritan warps into bedspace
Theo Samaritan > goodnight people
EVE System > Channel changed to Korsiki Local Channel
Archion Seraphim > HONEY IM HOOOOMMMEEE
Archion Seraphim > I know I've been gone for a while, and I'm glad you're still here for me.
Archion Seraphim > I've missed you, love
DNLeviathan > Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.<br>The first woman said, "My husband is a marriage counselor, and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."
DNLeviathan > The second woman proclaimed, "My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, I like that."
DNLeviathan > The third woman replied, "Well my husband works for CCP and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."
Gilsan > Jack sparrow sighted in Atlar
Miloxin > as long as he doesnt make any more movies, that's fine
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