Joskken Inx > "The fictional background story is unimportant, drawing on the best traditions of clichéd science fiction. There are five stereotyped races, Night Elves, Caldary, Gallente, Amarr and another unimportant race."
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Joskken Inx > "There is also a non-player race, The Jove, which is there to ensure that there is at least one thread a week is created on the official Eve Online forums asking when the Jove will be playable."
Joskken Inx > :The accumulation and development of skills in EVE Online is one of the things that sets it apart from other MMORPGs. It is also one of the most irritating things in existence. Instead of earning experience, EVE players purchase and upload the skills"
Joskken Inx > "While this sounds neat, like when Trinity learned to fly a helicopter in the Matrix, it is more like watching old people fuck. "
Blackwin > ROFL
Milon Pendragon > lmao
Batosi Valharu > Hmmm Makes me want to break out the Nanny Cam
Joskken Inx > "Instead of "avatars" as commonly found in other MMORPG's, players in EVE are represented in game by the ships they fly. They can range from small, easily destroyed Frigates and larger, easily destroyed Cruisers, to massive,easily destroyed Battleships"
Joskken Inx > "well okay, if you are: 1) married and hate your wife. 2) over 40 and still a virgin 3) don't have a life (TM). 4) a priest 5) russian<br><br>you might enjoy 0.0 warfare"
Batosi Valharu > Or like to cybersex men who pretend to be women
Joskken Inx > thats for lowsec not 0.0
Svenjabi Xiang > getting the myr
Tareen Kashaar > what did you kill, and why didn't you freeze time to teleport me over there?
Atandros > We were using the time machine power generator for the disco lighting at our retro-themed orgy
Atandros > Sorry :(
Tareen Kashaar > Ah well, it's an orgy, it's excused.
Tareen Kashaar > what did you kill, and why didn't you freeze time to teleport me over there?
Atandros > We were using the time machine power generator for the disco lighting at our retro-themed orgy
Atandros > Sorry :(
Tareen Kashaar > Ah well, it's an orgy, it's excused.
Kelron Queldine > kelron need brutix!
Kelron Queldine > kelron need maller!
Olixia Castitatis > Kelron compensating for something?
Kelron Queldine > compensating for not having a brutix and maller?
Kelron Queldine > kelron need maller!
Olixia Castitatis > Kelron compensating for something?
Kelron Queldine > compensating for not having a brutix and maller?
Lancashirian > long story short, my wife and I got into a fight and I grew a mustache to spite her
<KaZuma> cant get any worse other than a SWAT team breaking down my door and teargassing me
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
<Cyphr_Sonic> teabagging mid-teargas
<Cyphr_Sonic> "you better keep them eyes open boy"
<KaZuma> coupled with complimentary police brutality in he form of beating "the suspect so that he'd stop fighting so hard"
Gregory MacAllister > hi guys, question, i keep picking up this yellow can outside my station marked free ammo, and then my ship does something funny and i'm back in the station
IcedBach Jr > we offended dalman
Bared Bel'Medar > told yah... someone was going to make dalman cry
dalman > buuuhuuuu
IcedBach Jr > /emote pats dalman on the butt
Bared Bel'Medar > /emote rubs Dalman on the but
dalman > /emote is happy again
Bared Bel'Medar > told yah... someone was going to make dalman cry
dalman > buuuhuuuu
IcedBach Jr > /emote pats dalman on the butt
Bared Bel'Medar > /emote rubs Dalman on the but
dalman > /emote is happy again
Captain Wolfman > ok, back, where the hot cock action at
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
Captain Wolfman > *rock
Radarani > HA HA HA
Shuang Shu > ....
Shuang Shu > I am tanking in 6 - 5, please slide your hot rock into our gaping mining barges at your convenience
Eric Nolani > Can I get help cleaning out WC?
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
Icatien > I know you know, but need to tell it to someone: compared to this, WoW seems like embarrasing game for childern... Im quitting it on Monday :)