Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
FT Cold> Don't blow up the brothel there are many good exotic dancers in there!
FT Kirk> They'll soon be floating in a cargo container, but at least they'll have a better chance of getting picked up than the refugees...
FT Cold> True.
FT Kirk> They'll soon be floating in a cargo container, but at least they'll have a better chance of getting picked up than the refugees...
FT Cold> True.
Messeko > im retarded.... I was looking for an ingredients lable on a pack of raw mushrooms...
Hull Blaster > I just bought 2 thanatos's for 76mil each
Hull Blaster > "Linas IV is inviting you to a conversation....."
Hull Blaster > ha think he just spotted the mistake
Hull Blaster > "Linas IV is inviting you to a conversation....."
Hull Blaster > ha think he just spotted the mistake
sherwin > hi all. whats AFK mode?
Saiybo > never mind thanks
Aadahn > away from keyboard. not a smart thing to do in low sec
sherwin > ah, cheers
Andrais Chimerae > so do you get blue prints there or use them?
ElHa > how to enable afk mode?
Spectra > not smart even in high sec sometimes
3JaneTessierAshpool > You walk away from the keyboard
Compleeter > walk away from the keyboard
Saiybo > never mind thanks
Aadahn > away from keyboard. not a smart thing to do in low sec
sherwin > ah, cheers
Andrais Chimerae > so do you get blue prints there or use them?
ElHa > how to enable afk mode?
Spectra > not smart even in high sec sometimes
3JaneTessierAshpool > You walk away from the keyboard
Compleeter > walk away from the keyboard
Rock Vixen > Why are you in such a good mood?
Augin Soric > You know the kind of diarhea that doesn't hurt when it comes out?
Augin Soric > It's so satisfying.
Augin Soric > oh yeah...
Rock Vixen > :|
Augin Soric > You know the kind of diarhea that doesn't hurt when it comes out?
Augin Soric > It's so satisfying.
Augin Soric > oh yeah...
Rock Vixen > :|
MickD > err..if someone spots estariol, tell him guristas is sorry for pwning him and also STATIONS are not mobile hey can't go anywhere so scrambling is useless
Nethys Axion > and someone wanna help scout my ass into *snip* when the time comes?
Marcus Gord > your ass needs a scout? it doesn't look that big.......
Nethys Axion > you haven't seen the full portrait
Marcus Gord > true, i suppose the chest needs a counterbalance
Marcus Gord > your ass needs a scout? it doesn't look that big.......
Nethys Axion > you haven't seen the full portrait
Marcus Gord > true, i suppose the chest needs a counterbalance
Odz Manouk > Jercy = 111 Adlai = 069
Odz Manouk > Its like phone codes for tears.
Odz Manouk > Its like phone codes for tears.