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Shadow XII > ....
Shadow XII > Mining lasers on a Hurricane?
Shadow XII > Now that's embarassing.
Lerhirea > oh yeah? an whats on yours. oh wait you dont have one all u hav is ur faggoty frigate
Shadow XII > You're one to assume. Mine actually has six 720's and two heavy launchers, as well as a shield tank from hell.
Lerhirea > well ur gay
Shadow XII > Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of intelligence.
Lizma > Hide the children!
Pilk > Wow, I need to get out more. I'm listening to "Sugar, We're Going Down", and one of the lines is, "I'm watching you two from the closet."
Pilk > I heard, "I'm watching YouTube from the closet."
Brytak > im supposed to get my agent 220 units of small arms
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
Yorlock > I KILL ore theives
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!

[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]

Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
Nytoxias > w0000000000t! I destroyed a brothel and found exotic dancers!
Nytoxias > They're mine, now! =D
Aetcho Jaang > Well
Aetcho Jaang > Fuck them well, good sir XD
IvyRose > sounds like someone wont be lonely tonight
Fa1lomenon > how big did the fleet get?
Cobalt Crimson > I'd like to think we put put some pretty stiff compitition, you know?
Cobalt Crimson > a pretty hard gang to come across
Cobalt Crimson > you might even say it was ERRECT
Traches > not too huge, only needed one wang for everyone
Traches > we kinda acted like a bunch of dicks though
Cobalt Crimson > gotta admit, we did have the proper tools
Traches > did shoot a pretty big load... of ammo
Traches > but were disorganized about it, squirted it all over the place
Cobalt Crimson > hey, when we came, people took noticed
Traches > definitely screwed one or two people
Cobalt Crimson > and we did go pretty deep into into other regions
Traches > took quite a pounding as well
Cobalt Crimson > well, I'm spent
Traches > already? you finish too quickly
Cobalt Crimson > I thought I was all good, and next thing I knew I was out of ammo
Proconsul Hathor > brb... need to go take a blowtorch to my mailbox
Maizoon > was that slang or is he acualy gonna do that?? o.O
Omicron North > I love using drones against battleships
Omicron North > they're like a retard with an axe trying to kill flies
Ikvar says:
I went rather over the top Saturday
Ikvar says:
Had to be carried back to my room by Goonswarm
<Merdekka> how do I find a dungeon on sisi?
<Kurenin> ask a knight!
<Kurenin> say, sir knight, know ye of a dungeon?
<Kurenin> alas! there are dungeons yonder good sir!
<Merdekka> hah
<Kurenin> avast!
<Kurenin> yonder dungeon awaits
<Kurenin> i say, what a spiffing adventure!
<Kurenin> quick!
<Kurenin> make haste!
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