Shatana Fulfairas > nice member count :)
Moore Ore > wow
Shatana Fulfairas > ?
Darenell > i read that with the MOTD in the way from moore
Darenell > swore you said nice member cock
Darenell > I had to alt tab to here to figure out what you really said
Shatana Fulfairas > lol
Shatana Fulfairas > 73
Darenell > is that inches or CM :D
Shatana Fulfairas > lol
Shatana Fulfairas > if was they could use it as a scarf
Darenell > yes but then if they get wood, they strangle themselves
Shatana Fulfairas > ::P
Bryoria > the neck warmer that you have to periodically massage to keep its shape?
Darenell > "Cause of death" self Strangulation. Instrument used: Penis. Determination: Undecided, masterbation or suicide
Bryoria > death by snusnu
Moore Ore > wow
Shatana Fulfairas > ?
Darenell > i read that with the MOTD in the way from moore
Darenell > swore you said nice member cock
Darenell > I had to alt tab to here to figure out what you really said
Shatana Fulfairas > lol
Shatana Fulfairas > 73
Darenell > is that inches or CM :D
Shatana Fulfairas > lol
Shatana Fulfairas > if was they could use it as a scarf
Darenell > yes but then if they get wood, they strangle themselves
Shatana Fulfairas > ::P
Bryoria > the neck warmer that you have to periodically massage to keep its shape?
Darenell > "Cause of death" self Strangulation. Instrument used: Penis. Determination: Undecided, masterbation or suicide
Bryoria > death by snusnu
<Callistus> so what would you fit in the lows of an avatar?
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
<ViperShizzIe> Honestly?
<Callistus> no i want you to lie through your teeth
<Callistus> of course honestly you cock
Jin Entres > Notify: you are now Veldspar, and there is a blob of Hulks inbound.
plsff > would someone tell me if I have a red minus sign next to my name for bad standin?
Illesa > nope
plsff > thats good.
Takon Orlani > what?
plsff > yeah. a pirate tricked me into getting concorded
Illesa > nope
plsff > thats good.
Takon Orlani > what?
plsff > yeah. a pirate tricked me into getting concorded
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Rhamnousia > a lil blood sucking, and a lil sex never hurt nobody that i know of...
Omega87 > unless they have aids, then its like the double whammy
Omega87 > unless they have aids, then its like the double whammy
fc on coms : Align planet I
Bud Tooper > I went to planet II once.
Bud Tooper > it was awful.
Bud Tooper > I went to planet II once.
Bud Tooper > it was awful.
Tiberius Wenchel > Poor kitties? I wish I could afford to have my genitals removed. Or any kind of healthcare. I thought about asking the vet.
Drago Musevenii > isotube this isnt your land, kindly fuck off back to empire where you belong :)
Isotobe > soz i dont do empire
Isotobe > never have done
Drago Musevenii > your gonna get yourself killed in bob space
Isotobe > thats the general idea
Isotobe > soz i dont do empire
Isotobe > never have done
Drago Musevenii > your gonna get yourself killed in bob space
Isotobe > thats the general idea
EVE System > Channel changed to Jita Local Channel
Al3xXx > hey guys, if you press ctrl+Q your ship does a barrel roll in station. it looks pretty neat.
(jita drops 32 players)
(somewhere, in a private channel...)
Al3xXx > guess what i did today guys! :D :D :D
Vince MGP > motherfucker.
Sentinel X > youre going to hell.
Al3xXx > hey guys, if you press ctrl+Q your ship does a barrel roll in station. it looks pretty neat.
(jita drops 32 players)
(somewhere, in a private channel...)
Al3xXx > guess what i did today guys! :D :D :D
Vince MGP > motherfucker.
Sentinel X > youre going to hell.