[23:43] <Levin> that may be true but its a cold day in hell when russians drop named loot
CarmaComa > Oh, i bought this sick Bow today
Thomas Stucky > ?
Thomas Stucky > bow?
CarmaComa > Shot an arrow straight through a 3cm door
Thomas Stucky > cool
CarmaComa > yeah, i suspect the owner of the door wont be that impressed though.
Thomas Stucky > ?
Thomas Stucky > bow?
CarmaComa > Shot an arrow straight through a 3cm door
Thomas Stucky > cool
CarmaComa > yeah, i suspect the owner of the door wont be that impressed though.
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
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It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
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Par'Gellen > i have about as much use for PvP as a shark has for doorknobs
CCP Soundwave > I can see the server room from here, and nothing seems to be on fire.
CCP Soundwave > it's probably just a new feature
CCP Soundwave > it's probably just a new feature
T2 Taylor > jesus our alliance is going crazy lol
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Havox33 > is Jesus invited?
Havox33 > we cool
T2 Taylor > lol
Ric Adburr > nah that dude is so self-righteous. He never even shoots at the enemy
Ventro69 > lol
Lord AbSynth > who wants a badly shaven mexican anyways
Ventro69 > is that like a half-waxed Brazilian?
Swalesey > someone talking about pubic hair?
Miilla > hi can somebody tell me where I can get a skill scroll of hulk?
Dianabolic > Before I joined RKK all I had to deal with was incompetend whiners.
Dianabolic > Now I just have to deal with whiners.
Dianabolic > gg boys ;)
Dianabolic > Now I just have to deal with whiners.
Dianabolic > gg boys ;)
MrLeap > and just today I gave a newb money to buy a destroyer
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
MrLeap > and I told him that I sprayed his face with my hot sticky isk stream
MrLeap > and he said he felt violated
Seriphyn Inhonores > does auto-reject apply to people in your contacts too?
Rodtrik > no lcue
Rodtrik > clue even
Louella Dougans > yes
Louella Dougans > auto-reject = only ISD/GMs can convo you unexpectedly
Alexandre Din > /emote waves at Lillith cheerily.
Rodtrik > lol so if you have autoreject on, and you get a random popup chat
Rodtrik > it's either very good, or very very bad
Louella Dougans > maybe
Rodtrik > or a lolable mistake might happen and they say "sorry wrong button"
Urman Aruze > Or then a dev wants to say "hi" to a random player after having too much bree?
Rodtrik > that would be awesome
Rodtrik > it's like random convo
Windle Poons > I wonder if they have fixed GMs showing in station list when docked and hidden in local
Rodtrik > "hi"
"uuh hi what's up torfi?>.."
"Just wanted to let you know something."
Rodtrik > "What's that?"
"I'm currently drunk off my ass, as well as the rest of CCP. If something goes wrong with the servers, just blame Tuxford for us ok?"
Rodtrik > "...um...ok?...why don't you just...keep people from going in?"
"That's not how we roll at CCP. Didn't you see the fucking rap video we made? We're hardcore!"
".....wat"
Rodtrik > no lcue
Rodtrik > clue even
Louella Dougans > yes
Louella Dougans > auto-reject = only ISD/GMs can convo you unexpectedly
Alexandre Din > /emote waves at Lillith cheerily.
Rodtrik > lol so if you have autoreject on, and you get a random popup chat
Rodtrik > it's either very good, or very very bad
Louella Dougans > maybe
Rodtrik > or a lolable mistake might happen and they say "sorry wrong button"
Urman Aruze > Or then a dev wants to say "hi" to a random player after having too much bree?
Rodtrik > that would be awesome
Rodtrik > it's like random convo
Windle Poons > I wonder if they have fixed GMs showing in station list when docked and hidden in local
Rodtrik > "hi"
"uuh hi what's up torfi?>.."
"Just wanted to let you know something."
Rodtrik > "What's that?"
"I'm currently drunk off my ass, as well as the rest of CCP. If something goes wrong with the servers, just blame Tuxford for us ok?"
Rodtrik > "...um...ok?...why don't you just...keep people from going in?"
"That's not how we roll at CCP. Didn't you see the fucking rap video we made? We're hardcore!"
".....wat"