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[from the Fanfest]

RinnyWee (to a panel of Devs): Which one of you has the biggest nerfbat?
Hellmar: Uh...we've never showered together...
Tamora > mirel have u blocked tido?
mirel yirrin > YEah.
mirel yirrin > I forgot why, though.
Tamora > unblock him
mirel yirrin > I think I owe him money
MrShooter > how do I repackage a corpse?
Chrystin Doxalia > well then lets take a vote...
Chrystin Doxalia > press 1 if you are here for a mission
Chrystin Doxalia > press 2 if you are here for the market
Chrystin Doxalia > press 3 if you are here for the exotic dancers
MrSwiggums > 1
Princess La > 3
Blitson > its sunday evening, deal with it
Melaxion > Leave Jita! Get a Life!
Mr Vor > 3
Drudenhaus > 3
Stork DK > 3
Stork DK > or press 4 if you just want to kill your ceo for making jita the HQ
DevBasher > 4
Janaga > im holding jita ransom
UltiLink > also dirty, did badger tell you how close we are geographically?
Dirty Weegie > yes
Dirty Weegie> which is why ive started double locking the doors at night
Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
mirel yirrin > I keep going round my mums house and tryign to get her to do it
mirel yirrin > Wait no that sounded wrong
EwokPoacher > WE KILLED YOUR SUPERIOR SHIPS, IN INFERIOR SHIPS MEANING YOU SUCK AT LIFE.
Vymordryss > And when the alliance wardec's beagles you will have to be careful not to fire first
Vymordryss > If your still in newb corp
Azia Burgi > let me worry about my sec rating
Vymordryss > I worry about you getting my 20m a pop fighters smoked by sent guns not your sec rating :P
Azia Burgi > lol
Norrin Ellis > I wanted to mine once but didn't know too much about it, so I asked for help. Some nice folks said, "It's easy, man. You just need lasers." I go out and started shooting rocks with Mega Pulses. The miners said, "Hey, bro. You're doing it wrong."
Norrin Ellis > ...so I switched to Mega Beams.
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