< Icecrusher> erm who is who?
<+Dogal|busy> i am me
< blk-majik> me too
< Levin> you are not me
< blk-majik> i am not you. but i am me
< Levin> no i am me
< Levin> you are you
< blk-majik> who? me?
<@Rhaegar> I am I
< Levin> you are not i
<@Rhaegar> I am.
* Levin explodes
< blk-majik> i am me, relativly speaking
< Levin> relative to me you are not i
< blk-majik> unless you are talking to yourself
< Levin> my head hurts
<+Dogal|busy> i am me
< blk-majik> me too
< Levin> you are not me
< blk-majik> i am not you. but i am me
< Levin> no i am me
< Levin> you are you
< blk-majik> who? me?
<@Rhaegar> I am I
< Levin> you are not i
<@Rhaegar> I am.
* Levin explodes
< blk-majik> i am me, relativly speaking
< Levin> relative to me you are not i
< blk-majik> unless you are talking to yourself
< Levin> my head hurts
Lazarus 2010 > lol, I should put Smuggler DNA on the market.
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
<Dobbs^Work> Viceroy, none of the messages i'm sending are reaching you
<Dobbs^Work> fagnut
<Viceroy> sorry the gay-filter was on
<Viceroy> try again now
<Dobbs^Work> fagnut
<Viceroy> sorry the gay-filter was on
<Viceroy> try again now
Andreus Ixiris > You know what I believe about conspiracy theorists?
Sahaquiel Faust > Um... no.
Andreus Ixiris > Do you WANT to know?
Sahaquiel Faust > Go on.
Andreus Ixiris > Conspiracy theories are mostly wrong. Conspiracies to attain and maintain power at the expense of the law and the body politic DO exist, though, and they happen every day. Conspiracies to control goverments exist. Conspiracies to control corporations exist. But they don't need aliens, or hidden technology, or magic, or the occult, or Satan, or super-secret societies to occur. All that is required for conspiracies is simple human greed and malice.
Sahaquiel Faust > That and the Freemasons.
Andreus Ixiris > Oh god, fuck you.
Sahaquiel Faust > Um... no.
Andreus Ixiris > Do you WANT to know?
Sahaquiel Faust > Go on.
Andreus Ixiris > Conspiracy theories are mostly wrong. Conspiracies to attain and maintain power at the expense of the law and the body politic DO exist, though, and they happen every day. Conspiracies to control goverments exist. Conspiracies to control corporations exist. But they don't need aliens, or hidden technology, or magic, or the occult, or Satan, or super-secret societies to occur. All that is required for conspiracies is simple human greed and malice.
Sahaquiel Faust > That and the Freemasons.
Andreus Ixiris > Oh god, fuck you.
ALLMighty Hamster > o/
Aurelionis > Later, Ham
Ian Reynolds > mmhh... ham..
Ian Reynolds > Doh, I got hungry
Aurelionis > Later, Ham
Ian Reynolds > mmhh... ham..
Ian Reynolds > Doh, I got hungry
wayz > anyone want a milliom dollars?
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
Leonstein > 2004.10.26 18:47:26 combat Serpentis Ass Plugger strikes your butthole perfectly, wrecking your sweet ass for 999.99 damage
kjwise > lol
tengage > that could be fatal or fun, depends
kjwise > lol
tengage > that could be fatal or fun, depends
<Barbaro55a> So, just asked my boss for the afternoon off, when he asked why i said "job interview" without thinking, he's just gone fucking mental.
<Barbaro55a> opps
<Barbaro55a> opps
Son Xo > proof of total boredom: the spotlights in Lai Dai station have move up/down 6 times/minute
Dylon Xavier > hell my sex-life is so bad, my hand falls alseep on me...! :)