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Lansfear > i should have brought swishers corpse with me to dress up in dresses while hauling
Screaming Blade > Get this, i was in a POS bash once and peaches goes "Hey hun..WHOA WTF..ohh thats nice..." and then the sound of bed squeaking and the like...i heard him yell doomsday...
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
<[AmericanHero]> lets all become ccp QA people and start the Qality Alliance
Raven Karrde > sir second life? what is this you speak of?
Raven Karrde > for me i have regular nightmares of this life of "work" in an office i think they call it... but when i wake up i hug my mining lasers and forget the pain
Javonite > lol
Scarcus > i prefer to hug my strippers...
Yyrkoon > your 25mm staple gun strikes "the boss" <idiot> [overpaid] perfectly., wrecking for YOUREFIRED damage
Javonite > I've heard those nightmares comes from glitches when you get podded
and the brainwave patterns are transferred to the clone.
RogerWilco > any probers around?
Tamora > oooooo matron!
Boma Airaken > dont even start tal
Boma Airaken > i STILL have dreams about winning a lifetime supply of girl scouts and crisco
Kirika Misono > Pirates are getting younger and younger anymore... I'm being attacked with noob ships... they have me webbed, scramed, jammed, nosed and are demanding 1 MILLION isk.....
Priss Asagiri> Oh? Need help?
Kirika Misono> Nah, I figure I wait a few more secs and Concord will deal with it... I'm in Pator after all....
<@MaZ-> i grepped your mother
<@MaZ-> on a fat32 filesystem lolo
<Laythun> did she enjoy it?
<@spiralJunkie> your mother is fat32
<@spiralJunkie> in fact she's so fat
<@spiralJunkie> she's fat64
Azia Burgi > LOL! i just saw someone in local called "My ship"
Azia Burgi > imagine in PvP...
Devlin Fox > lol.. "Primary my ship...urmm...shit!"
Sotiyo > Yes, looking at the logs and seeing "hits my ship for x damage"
Azia Burgi > yeah!
Zoukanix > 'attack ... my ship...'
Azia Burgi > /emote dies laughing
heXpirate : Right....like birthday parties.
heXpirate : Everyone loves surprises.
rawbicles : and pregnancies
heXpirate : ...
rawbicles : and surprise buttsex
rawbicles : ha ha i put it in the other hole! surprise!
rawbicles : why are you crying?!
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