MaleViolent > the national debt has risen an average of 1.65 billion dollars a day
MystoPete > Sounds like US needs to run missions to support it's PvP habit
MystoPete > Sounds like US needs to run missions to support it's PvP habit
TJ Sorenson > its like racing someone in order to blow their car up
Triple Entendre > Tip: Be the blower and not the blowee. (DISCLAIMER: This only applies to Eve)
Triple Entendre > Tip: Be the blower and not the blowee. (DISCLAIMER: This only applies to Eve)
Decia > whats the good word lads
Verone > swx?
Verone > lol... you know you're in trouble when you can't spell sex....
Verone > :(
Hans Blix > rofl
Verone > i feel my virginity growing back already...
Verone > swx?
Verone > lol... you know you're in trouble when you can't spell sex....
Verone > :(
Hans Blix > rofl
Verone > i feel my virginity growing back already...
<Mud_Pandemonium> Goddamn Chef Boyardee.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Your "new sauce" recipe is shit.
<Mud_Pandemonium> SHIT
<Mud_Pandemonium> This isn't ravioli anymore you smug fuck.
<Mud_Pandemonium> It's a can of fail.
<Mud_Pandemonium> A can of minifails.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Because you had to fuck with the recipe.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Was it not good enough for you? You big wop fuck?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Did the sauce offend your greasy italian tastebuds you slimebucket?
<Mud_Pandemonium> You couldn't leave well enough alone/.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You had to fucking tweak it.
<Mud_Pandemonium> just a little, nobody will notice, right?
<Mud_Pandemonium> Well I noticed you big asshole, I sure as fuck noticed.
<Mud_Pandemonium> And I won't be the only one to notice your fuckery.
<Mud_Pandemonium> Others will see past the veil of your "New Improved Recipe" to find that it leaves them with a bad taste in their mouths.
<Nybbas> my eys hurts
<Mud_Pandemonium> We will band together and rise against you, you fascist bastard.
<Mud_Pandemonium> You are the Mussolini of the canned pasta world.
<Mud_Pandemonium> I hereby declare a jihad on Chef Boyardee for fucking with the sauce.
Quinn Oron > I should carry a trade commodity for good luck.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
Quinn Oron > A homeless guy perhaps.
Quinn Oron > So if I die, I know I won't be the worst off.
<Inskipp> i never enjoyed BB's. to fat and slow. I am and will remain a fan of the small fast ship.
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
<Alta> i fly all ships
<CarverD> and most drones
<Alta> well lol that should be fixed
<Alta> but each sheep has its appeal
<Alta> ship
<Alta> XD
<Alta> owned
<Alta> im welsh
<cr8r> damn, beat me to the punchline
<cr8r> you sure seem to have gone native in record time. :)
Arestan > tempest hull sure has a strange configuration. just noticed it's like a kilometer long corridor to the bridge from the ship itself. "captain to the bridge!" "be there in 4 minutes, can't run faster!" minmatar ways are strange.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
turbo26 > yep.
Jaric Falcari > We compensate by using large guns.
Mikora Rudniur > what? no turbolift?
Jaric Falcari > Turbolifts are for noobs >_>
turbo26 > im not lifting him.
Veerloth > /emote has misplaced the last 2 hours and can't find them
Anatolus Kaldar > look under the bed
turquois > or under the sofa cushions
Veerloth > no use, once they are lost there is just no finding them : (
Veerloth > I think they end up in the same place my socks do
turquois > they get eaten by the dryer fairy?
Veerloth > Is that what happens?
Anatolus Kaldar > for some reason she only eats one of mine :(
Veerloth > Or the washer gnome? cause I don't think they make it to the dryer sometimes
turquois > nato - why is it a she?
Anatolus Kaldar > no alcohol in socks so why would a male eat it
turquois > good point well made
Anatolus Kaldar > look under the bed
turquois > or under the sofa cushions
Veerloth > no use, once they are lost there is just no finding them : (
Veerloth > I think they end up in the same place my socks do
turquois > they get eaten by the dryer fairy?
Veerloth > Is that what happens?
Anatolus Kaldar > for some reason she only eats one of mine :(
Veerloth > Or the washer gnome? cause I don't think they make it to the dryer sometimes
turquois > nato - why is it a she?
Anatolus Kaldar > no alcohol in socks so why would a male eat it
turquois > good point well made
Olixia Castitatis > well, I don't think I can afford Spike L... to expensive.
TrouserDeagle > Hah, yeah, it's probably a waste for noobs.
Olixia Castitatis > Aye.
TrouserDeagle > Corpses though.
TrouserDeagle > Corpse.
Olixia Castitatis > mmm...
Olixia Castitatis > /emote knows how to make a corpse feel good.
TrouserDeagle > Err.
TrouserDeagle > /emote knows how to feel a corpse good.
TrouserDeagle > Hah, yeah, it's probably a waste for noobs.
Olixia Castitatis > Aye.
TrouserDeagle > Corpses though.
TrouserDeagle > Corpse.
Olixia Castitatis > mmm...
Olixia Castitatis > /emote knows how to make a corpse feel good.
TrouserDeagle > Err.
TrouserDeagle > /emote knows how to feel a corpse good.
<SeverusSnape> In July 2003, Russell Weller, 88, made national news when he froze, with his foot on the accelerator, in Santa Monica, Calif., and plowed through a farmer's market, killing 10 people and injuring 63, in the worst of a recent spate of incidents in which senior citizens momentarily confuse the gas and brake pedals.
<SeverusSnape> there's gotta be some sort of bonus level for that
<Levin> umm
<Daakkon> k...
<Levin> is there some kind of competition to see how far ot we can get?
<Levin> because that would win
<Kaell|Qayos> yeah, i'd vote for that
* SeverusSnape bows
* Kaell|Qayos clap
<SeverusSnape> there's gotta be some sort of bonus level for that
<Levin> umm
<Daakkon> k...
<Levin> is there some kind of competition to see how far ot we can get?
<Levin> because that would win
<Kaell|Qayos> yeah, i'd vote for that
* SeverusSnape bows
* Kaell|Qayos clap