wayz > anyone want a milliom dollars?
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
HooDatt > sure....
Rosiaa > no for what?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > yes, thanks. wire it straight to my account ;)
wayz > all you have to do
wayz > is beleive your going to get it and you will
wayz > guarenteed
wayz > utrs that simple
wayz > know your going to get it and you will
Ulviirala Vauryndar > may we pod you now? :)
wayz > the hows will just come to you
wayz > seriously, if you listen to me now it will change your life
wayz > you aint paying anything to listen to me say this but I know for a fact its true
Ulviirala Vauryndar > how about now?
wayz > ok you want proof
wayz > ?
wayz > I can prove it
wayz > do it with something small first, liek a new car or a girlfreind
wayz > before you gto to bed every night vioualise yourself having that new thing in your life likeyou seeing it through your own eyes
wayz > feel the feelings of already having it
wayz > and guarenteed you'll get it
Ulviirala Vauryndar > you just joined up with scientology, haven't you?
wayz > prolly within a month
wayz > is that what scientology teaches?
wayz > nah I just worked that out tbh
wayz > there is no scientology in britain I dont think
Ulviirala Vauryndar > I don't know but it sounds more like a sect's brainwash program
Alton Jax > oh yes there is
Alton Jax > but that is not a scientology program
wayz > well I'm not a sect
Alton Jax > it is a belief in no way connected with scientology
wayz > I've seemn this work for me
wayz > I'm not asking you to join any mad sect
wayz > just to do it because I want you to be happy
wayz > I'm gaining absolutely nothing from this except the good feeling of knowing I've just helped someone have the life of their dreams
Ulviirala Vauryndar > do you have a million dollars by now, if I may ask?
wayz > no, but I've not been visualising having a million dollars
wayz > however
wayz > what I have been visualising is being a world famous motivational speaker, author and hypnotist
Ulviirala Vauryndar > good one :D
wayz > and suddenly I've been inited to join a hollistic therapy group and been sent a free invitation to a seminar hosted by world famous hypnotist and motivational speaker chris howard
wayz > within a week of doing it
wayz > so thats just a coincidence???? I also found an office for 50 quid a week
wayz > dont argue with me just try it
Volcane > christ, they're in Eve
wayz > you have, nothing to lose
Volcane > can I podkill the buggers
Volcane > they have nothing to lose
wayz > who?
Ulviirala Vauryndar > success!!! you motivated people to podkill, it really works :O
wayz > haha lol
wayz > you guys are cool
Lupus Hekki > minmatar should have green trails
Satoru Satoshi > They should have smoke trails, really.
Lupus Hekki > isn't that when you let them escape?
Satoru Satoshi > No. They come out of the factory like that.
Satoru Satoshi > It's a part of the charm of Matari ship design.
Satoru Satoshi > They should have smoke trails, really.
Lupus Hekki > isn't that when you let them escape?
Satoru Satoshi > No. They come out of the factory like that.
Satoru Satoshi > It's a part of the charm of Matari ship design.
Veloric > I'm sick of all these fucking scammers say shit like "Donate Please", send me 1 mil if you guys agree.
Naherad Beln > wanna cyber?
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
heXpirate : Right....like birthday parties.
heXpirate : Everyone loves surprises.
rawbicles : and pregnancies
heXpirate : ...
rawbicles : and surprise buttsex
rawbicles : ha ha i put it in the other hole! surprise!
rawbicles : why are you crying?!
heXpirate : Everyone loves surprises.
rawbicles : and pregnancies
heXpirate : ...
rawbicles : and surprise buttsex
rawbicles : ha ha i put it in the other hole! surprise!
rawbicles : why are you crying?!
Taryon > think hj just stays here to teach new players how to use block
<Sak>Tsu, teach me flirting
<Sak>=)
<Tsumei>Jesus christ... can I climb Mount Kilimanjaro instead?
<Tsumei>I'll start in norway and promise to use no vehicles with engines
<Sak>=)
<Tsumei>Jesus christ... can I climb Mount Kilimanjaro instead?
<Tsumei>I'll start in norway and promise to use no vehicles with engines
Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internship, so being able to check emails
Siigari Kitawa > for a sec I just read
Siigari Kitawa > Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internet spaceship, so being able to check evemails
Hra Neuvosto > i was just typing that
Lirael Dyrim > internet spaceships are more important :P
Siigari Kitawa > for a sec I just read
Siigari Kitawa > Bjorn Christopherson > aaand I just applied for an internet spaceship, so being able to check evemails
Hra Neuvosto > i was just typing that
Lirael Dyrim > internet spaceships are more important :P
Arvald > dont hate me because im manly mark
Mark wick > iv personally beatn a small child with a hello kitty doll to prove my manlyness
Mark wick > what have you done
Arvald > watched my little pony
Arvald > without smiling
Mark wick > iv personally beatn a small child with a hello kitty doll to prove my manlyness
Mark wick > what have you done
Arvald > watched my little pony
Arvald > without smiling
Mateer Boshette > Below -2 = not in 1.0 sec systems<br>Below -2.5 = not in 0.9 <br>Below -3 = not in 0.8 <br>Below -3.5 = not in 0.7 <br>Below -4 = not in 0.6 <br>Below -4.5 = not in 0.5
Primelynx > nice one mateer,numbers never lie unless its statistics :)
Compleeter > 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot
lepster101 > 94%!
Monev TheGale > 75%
Compleeter > 46% damnit
lepster101 > pfff clearly it's 80...
Backtosh Redclaw > 38.2343523465677846%!!
Crazie Joe > 80% of people believe statistics are made up and the other 25% couldnt give a rats ass
Kelligan > 66%- ooops - 99%
Amberwolf > if i'm 90% right most the time, who cares about the other 3%?
Primelynx > nice one mateer,numbers never lie unless its statistics :)
Compleeter > 62% of all statistics are made up on the spot
lepster101 > 94%!
Monev TheGale > 75%
Compleeter > 46% damnit
lepster101 > pfff clearly it's 80...
Backtosh Redclaw > 38.2343523465677846%!!
Crazie Joe > 80% of people believe statistics are made up and the other 25% couldnt give a rats ass
Kelligan > 66%- ooops - 99%
Amberwolf > if i'm 90% right most the time, who cares about the other 3%?