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Azia Burgi > i get the impression that gallente are like the dutch but with the french arrogance
Istian Goss > lol
skelmeister > if a gallente tries to chat me up i'll introduce her to my torpedo
Istian Goss > I would if she was attractive
Anduin Spartan > I believe babies still come from the stork... that's why I don't pull out
Selena05 > Remember Kids Guns Don't Kill PPl
ppl with tiny dicks who suffer from premature ejaculation do
Levanon > why am I at the back of the gang in an inty?
Bodhisattvas > back door tackler
Arwen Ariniel > yesterday my gf asked me wether i wanted some 'hello kitty'-handkerchiefs...
Arwen Ariniel > I responded 'that would be a bit over the top'
Arwen Ariniel > her answer
'you're riding a Hello-Kitty bike -.-'
Rhyz Huhn > I think genetically engineered cat ears may be over the top. Handkercheifs aren't really on the same level.
Chakrai > Maggie Thatcher slept for four hours a day, commissioned day-long bomber roams to support her capital fleet in a sov battle and was the gold standard at griefing miners.
Chakrai > Perfect alliance leader tbh.
Planktal > If you feel something hard and big pressing towards your mouth, and you feel you're getting wet between your legs at the same time... You know you're holding the bottle the wrong way...
Allawight Labmach > hmm... I have come to the conclusion that you can't passive shield tank an ibis.
McDan > it was nice, you should have been there
McDan > gal i hear you like to tickle sailors' balls while they sleep?
Galomier > I didnt wake you up did I?
Creed Demastikus > ^^
Logan Xerxes > OMGRAWR'ed :)
<Pallantre> and, like eric idle said,
<Pallantre> god will make you pay for each sperm that can't be found
<Pallantre> well,
<HellGremlin> That's pretty fucked up.
<HellGremlin> I'm jerking off in churches from now on.
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