Gordon Lightyear > Man. When foolz step up to this, I ratta-tat-tat that azz with my big balla 125mm yo!
Gordon Lightyear > Here come da PAIN TRAIN WOO WOOO!
Gordon Lightyear > Here come da PAIN TRAIN WOO WOOO!
Pit|work: the level of stupidity of some people will never cease to amaze me.
Pit|work: I just dealt with a user that kept describing her problem as something wrong with Windows Media Player even though the damn thing was showing up in her friggin IE window.
bob-maty: lol
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Pit|work: He laughed so hard he fell off the Internet.
Pit|work: I just dealt with a user that kept describing her problem as something wrong with Windows Media Player even though the damn thing was showing up in her friggin IE window.
bob-maty: lol
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Pit|work: He laughed so hard he fell off the Internet.
PainterJ > I think it
jih chop > therefore it's stupid
jih chop > therefore it's stupid
Koga Bisaya > missiles are just not hetero
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Koga Bisaya > at all
Triple Entendre > They're not. they're rocket propelled phalluses.
Koga Bisaya > missiles are dildoes
Triple Entendre > Fly the Nemesis
Triple Entendre > And you're flying a fat stalker who assaults people with explosive dildos
Triple Entendre > PS: You can now never unsee that
Triple Entendre > Oh, by the way. About number three on the list of things not to say when you answer the phone
Triple Entendre > "Hi, please answer this simple question. If my balls were on your chin...Where would my dick be?"
doom5673 > that depends entirely on the angle of incidence
doom5673 > between my dick
doom5673 > and your nose
doom5673 > or forehead for that matter
Triple Entendre > These are the questions in life that must be asked.
Triple Entendre > "The mathematics of fellatio". That is going to be a best selling book.
doom5673 > if two whores leave a pimps house at the same time and one travels east and the other travels west which of them got slapped that night
Koga Bisaya > both of them
Triple Entendre > Koga knows this.
Triple Entendre > He was the pimp.
Letava > I am never doing fleet fights on this computer
Letava > it is soo slow
Ame Sonoda > fit some nanos
Letava > on the computer....
Ame Sonoda > probably should have read that
Letava > it is soo slow
Ame Sonoda > fit some nanos
Letava > on the computer....
Ame Sonoda > probably should have read that
neotin_nahrain [prax]: those puny little miners outnumber us a hundred to one ! if they EVER figure that out ... there goes our way of LIFE. It isnt about the isk , its about keeping those miners in line!
Doekoe > btw who is gonna get the pirate mmorpg when it comesout the 21st ?
Marcel Rhodes > what pirate mmorpg
Marcel Rhodes > ?
Doekoe > pirates of the burning sea
Marcel Rhodes > heh
Marcel Rhodes > you know it's going to be filled with characters called 'Jak_Sparrow' and 'JackSparow1'
Marcel Rhodes > questions about rum will be frequent
Marcel Rhodes > what pirate mmorpg
Marcel Rhodes > ?
Doekoe > pirates of the burning sea
Marcel Rhodes > heh
Marcel Rhodes > you know it's going to be filled with characters called 'Jak_Sparrow' and 'JackSparow1'
Marcel Rhodes > questions about rum will be frequent
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
timstride > If we Join, you are looking at head of the Military
Theo Samaritan > o_0 we're doomed
Theo Samaritan > o_0 we're doomed
Saeger1737 > but you can't make something out of nothing...
Myxx > Yes you can
Valshana > like turning air into gold? :P
Myxx > ive seen it happen multiple times, just ask Saede Riordan to say something he thinks is intelligent. Its gold.
Myxx > Yes you can
Valshana > like turning air into gold? :P
Myxx > ive seen it happen multiple times, just ask Saede Riordan to say something he thinks is intelligent. Its gold.