Jadrut > buggering poopoo
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
Nicodiemus > ..
Nicodiemus > /emote looks at Jadrut from behind the bar.
Nicodiemus > You what?
Jadrut > swearing at my ship
Nicodiemus > That wasn't very good swearing.
Jadrut > well it isnt a very good ship
Nicodiemus > Fair enough.
Illyaina Karia > Just FYI, I just ate a piece of really really really fat goat cheese wrapped in wineleaves, with lots of olive oil on. If it clogs up a major artery and I die, you're not getting my stuff.
Gallentia Walmart feels lonely without corp chat :(
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet
Gallentia Walmart > The specified proxy or server node (1000112) is dead
Muthsera > that node have been having trouble all day
Gallentia Walmart > pain
Gallentia Walmart > please can everyone here type random illiterate babble so i feel like I
am in corp chat?
captian ron > blah blah blah words words words
captian ron > pickles!!!!
captian ron > feel better now
Gallentia Walmart > almost
Gallentia Walmart > although no one has called me ghey yet
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
Voltron > k im logging, my girlfriend is coming over and ive fooled her into thinking i DONT play eve for a year, so the fooling must go on!
Cathach > as long as I don't die =)
Siren Sylvanis > hehe
Siren Sylvanis > well, it's easy
Siren Sylvanis > you just gotta avoid getting scrammed, locked down, and shot
Siren Sylvanis > dying is caused by an excess of ammo hitting your ship during your daily routine. The Surgeon General recommends a per-minute intake of damage not to exceed your repair amount in order to keep a healthy ship and a healthy lifestyle.
Siren Sylvanis > hehe
Siren Sylvanis > well, it's easy
Siren Sylvanis > you just gotta avoid getting scrammed, locked down, and shot
Siren Sylvanis > dying is caused by an excess of ammo hitting your ship during your daily routine. The Surgeon General recommends a per-minute intake of damage not to exceed your repair amount in order to keep a healthy ship and a healthy lifestyle.
EVE System > Channel MOTD: Tablaren's Pleasure Hub - The damsel "in distress" is dressed in a skimpy santa suit she showed up in. While sitting on peoples laps and asking them what they want, she whispers how they are all doomed to be killed by mercenaries her father keeps sending to bring her back home.
After Server going down then coming back up
Red Gabba > this is like traying for ages to get laid, then suddenly she says yes!
Red Gabba > this is like traying for ages to get laid, then suddenly she says yes!
[Knoi Den] if you self destruct.. do you survive or do you go down with the ship?
[Bodestone] do you get bonuses f you go down on anytthing/one?
[Bodestone] do you get bonuses f you go down on anytthing/one?
Naughtious > I don't realy want to talk about my oldbad habits, in a missioning channel
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...
Zo5o > WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottlenose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet)
Naughtious > not drunk enough yet I guess ..
Zo5o > would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
Zo5o > there, I changed the subject to dolphin sex
Naughtious > given that up too ..
Zo5o > lol
Naughtious > it just me, my empty jam jar, 1/5 kilo of pig liver and a microwave now ...