Andreus Ixiris > One time I got into a van with a guy who said he was going to rape me. It was horrible.
Andreus Ixiris > Turned out he was lying, he only had candy
Andreus Ixiris > Turned out he was lying, he only had candy
Valarianna > have you shot your rifle?
Dondo Yonderboy > this .50? no
Valarianna > why not shoot it?
Dondo Yonderboy > i've not been attacked by dinosaurs yet
Dondo Yonderboy > this .50? no
Valarianna > why not shoot it?
Dondo Yonderboy > i've not been attacked by dinosaurs yet
Ethereal 3600> how hard is it th wright a skript that cheacks the kill mail to see if concord was involved in your death and smiply cancle andy inshurance payout
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Streilein > about as hard as it is to spell right
Ethereal 3600 > lol porps on that 1
Thiole > Facepalm*
Gerdox > is the Cormorant Battleship considered a cruiser?
Sirinda > Instead of forcing CCP to optimize their client by constant patching you should really just get more powerful computers.
Dusty H Lens > Wuh
Dusty H Lens > My tiny lizard brain doesn't grok what you just said.
Serina Verenth > that's sirinda with his trollface on
Dusty H Lens > Wuh
Dusty H Lens > My tiny lizard brain doesn't grok what you just said.
Serina Verenth > that's sirinda with his trollface on
Teugif Sahdasson > "Stop Clubbing Baby Roids!!!"
<Lord Brion> What's an elite drone?
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
<Midori Twilight> It's a drone that's 1337...
<Ulviirala> man, so embarrassing tonight
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
<Ulviirala> I was putting on wallpaper in my new place again
<Ulviirala> and at some point I needed to take a dump real bad
<Ulviirala> the bathroom looked just finished and ready to go but apparently it wasn't
<Ulviirala> the toilet leaked some water on the floor which at first I didn't notice
<Ulviirala> so my pants soaked up some of it
<Ulviirala> since I didn't expect anybody, I took them off and put them on the heater
<Ulviirala> I wear no underwear, you see
<Ulviirala> so I already met the guy who lives downstairs and by chance, he comes up to check on my progress and engage in some smalltalk
<Ulviirala> and I'm squatting in front of a wall flattening the wallapaper, with my penis dangling around and he's like "oh, I'm sorry"
<Ulviirala> before I finished saying "dude, I know how this looks like, but I got a damn plausible explaination for this!", he was gone
Morsmorde > All hail the great kinran, keeper of the channel. We are not worthy for your bombardment of rules and regulations. Please take this token in respect!.. -=hands him some miley cyrus tickets=-
Hard Corey > Engaged at jump bridge pos in nj4
Batolemaeus > she finally proposed?
Batolemaeus > she finally proposed?