Haitchi Allamut > Kehmor, Handle the smack please, im going to get a drink.
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
Kehmor > yessir
Kehmor > you are all really dreadful and all your girlfriends and unfulfilled and alienated
Kehmor > did I mention you're actually adopted?
Kehmor > your parents don't even love you
Haitchi Allamut > I think they left, hun.
Kehmor > :(
<@Zeus> still missing 1 turret hradpoint
<@CmdraRat> So what, we'll just have a titan that's short one turret. what are people going to say? we have a mother fkn titan and they don't
<@CmdraRat> So what, we'll just have a titan that's short one turret. what are people going to say? we have a mother fkn titan and they don't
CelFea Dar > o/ hey guys
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
CelFea Dar > wassup?
Valhala King > runing
jih chop > what are you ruining?
CelFea Dar > he said "runing" Jih....as in Old Viking alphabet runes and shit......not "ruining" like messing things up.. *haha*
CelFea Dar > man, I am tired
jih chop > lol
jih chop > I thought of that too
jih chop > but couldn't work it into anything funny
CelFea Dar > yea I don't think the vikings used runes....oh well
CelFea Dar > I tried
jih chop > they did
Valhala King > they use dunes
CelFea Dar > I saw that movie, Dune.....it was kewl
jih chop > and mule powered dune carts
CelFea Dar > those were "dung" carts...and they mule-powered in several ways
jih chop > which are most fun if you can get one of the viking to make engine sounds as you slowly crawl over the dune
jih chop > hey - I tend to lose track opf time
CelFea Dar > Bridge to Engine Room -- Von Erik, we need more power!
jih chop > tomotrow when the meeting starts, just drag me in pz
CelFea Dar > meeting? tomorrow?
Valhala King > but sir we are given her all we got
CelFea Dar > wait, what is today?
jih chop > Dammit Jim! I'm a plunderer not an oarsman!
jih chop > today is the worst day of the rest of your life
Valhala King > <=== is a baiter
Valhala King > master at it
CelFea Dar > haha, Bridge to Engine room, STROKE, STROKE dammit, STROKE!
jih chop > this convo is giving me one
Valhala King > no yesterday was the easiest day
Valhala King > stroke stroke
jih chop > wow - I am SO tired that I just typed have a sentence -
jih chop > and EVERY word I type was spelled and typed correctly
Valhala King > get soem rest dude
jih chop > but was THE WRONG WORD
CelFea Dar > haha
jih chop > seriously - who instead of how, no instead of know, etc
Valhala King > hun?
jih chop > so, what I meant to type was,
Valhala King > i am lost which is not hard to do can some one show me the way
jih chop > Who wants to know how to teacha woman to squirt when she orgasms>
Valhala King > it is that membery thing
Valhala King > acting up
jih chop > it's the dyslexia dragon rampaging because I'm too tired to keep it in check
jih chop > and speaking of dragon
jih chop > lets all go into alliance chat and type like he talks
CelFea Dar > wow, we went from vikings, to squirting orgasm dragons....hahah...no wonder we're lost
jih chop > is is is is anyone anyone anyone going going to to to to make make a jump tonight?
jih chop > we're not lost
jih chop > we have a viking
jih chop > wherever we land we own
jih chop > including conneticut
jih chop > where they have found viking runes
jih chop > AND we've now come full circle
jih chop > I won
[–]Coherent
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
EVE online is the first MMO I've ever heard of where the highest accomplishment in the game is to fuck someone over so hard that they leave the game entirely and never come back.
[–]maccabeus
Actually it's not.
It's just the first one where the devs encourage it as a goal/profession, and won't compensate your victim.
Kael Brahe > why is it that when you unfit a module, it's not packaged. But when you blow some ship up, the modules are packaged?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
<Faramir> u don't want to group caps or a fleet in a small tower
<Faramir> that's like having a fat ppl meeting in a phonebooth
<Faramir> that's like having a fat ppl meeting in a phonebooth
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
Aveste Rin > do you know what is more annoying than spider drones?
DeathIsMyJustice > 6 of them?
Needsleep000 > lol
Needsleep000 > spider drones that also scram and you have no light drones
Needsleep000 > thats like hell right there
Aveste Rin > good answer, it was a trick question, nothing is more annoying than spider drones
DeathIsMyJustice > 6 of them?
Needsleep000 > lol
Needsleep000 > spider drones that also scram and you have no light drones
Needsleep000 > thats like hell right there
Aveste Rin > good answer, it was a trick question, nothing is more annoying than spider drones
Da'Kor > man I'm hung over like a mofo
ElCheeco mofo > hmmm
ElCheeco mofo > hehe
Da'Kor > I'm hung over like an Elcheeco mofo.
N1fty > but you wouldnt want to be hung like one
ElCheeco mofo > lmao
ElCheeco mofo > hmmm
ElCheeco mofo > hehe
Da'Kor > I'm hung over like an Elcheeco mofo.
N1fty > but you wouldnt want to be hung like one
ElCheeco mofo > lmao
splex > 2005.08.12 00:53:44 combat Your Heavy Afocal Maser I places an excellent hit on Abandoned Ship Yard, inflicting 133.7 damage.
splex > 133.7 :P
splex > leet dmg
splex > 133.7 :P
splex > leet dmg