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Rockbox > I hate it when I get caught with my pants down when im in the process of picking up corpses
Rockbox > omg that came out wrong
* Dr Draconian iis buckled over laughing
* Rockbox blushes
LtCol Laurentius > aww my drugs got confiscated :(
LtCol Laurentius > the customs officials scramed and webbed me "for my safety" while demanding that I hand it over lol
Foak > should put it all in a condom and eat it like I do
Conrad Peet > oh lame, there isn't enough room to name my new iteron the Itty Bitty Itty Committee
<@kally> i wish there were structure hardeners
Ralanar Nogred > you realize that I don't actually need help, with a destroyer, I pwn these missions :p I just sit in the station and forget eve is running a lot
Kaven Ashfall > oh I realize it D
Kaven Ashfall > I also realize you idle alot unless you have a playmate
Kaven Ashfall > so let's blow shit up
Kaven Ashfall > enk wanna leader him rq :p
Ralanar Nogred > do you further realize how wrong that sounds? :p
Virisech > such cutes
Kaven Ashfall > rofl
Kaven Ashfall > yes :p
Virisech > done
Virisech > man playmates are paid to prance, not to blow
Kaven Ashfall > silence!
Virisech > clearly
Alex Dovet > sex is just what people do if they want kids
Skirge > I think I just got banned from my parent’s church...
Cythrawl > Eh? You went to church?
Skirge > Yeah well, I was looking at is as being an Easter present to my parents. :p
Skirge > Anyways, the preacher was walking down the isle carrying a whole bunch of lilies as its easter and such. Well there was a baby crawling in the isle and he couldn't see it.
Skirge > Well he kicks the baby, that's right, the preacher kicked the baby; and it rolls down the isle a few feet before rolling to stop and starts bawling.
Skirge > The entire church gasps in semi-horror, everything is dead silent.
Skirge > Me? Yeah...I burst out in a roar of laughter only to get a swift smack on the back of the head by my father and find the whole church staring at me in disgust.
Greenbolt > im being dsyslexic today
Greenbolt > forgive my speeling
Daevohk > i
Daevohk > dont
Daevohk > mind
Daevohk > your spelling
Daevohk > but
Daevohk > you could type
Daevohk > all at once
Greenbolt > hehe i keep window small
Greenbolt > is why i type like this. :) ill try to change the habbit
Daevohk > :)
GrandMaster Achilleus > diplomacy is the buffer I'm almsot banned from amarr
GrandMaster Achilleus > soemthing about forsakign the homeland they didn't like
Tellus Fargle > What you marry a minmatar woman?
GrandMaster Achilleus > nah I work for Sanshas nation
GrandMaster Achilleus > Dunno what the empires real beef with em is anyway
GrandMaster Achilleus > slave+ mind control, probalby just pissy they didn't do it first
Tellus Fargle > I think one of the sansha's drew a cartoon about one of the Amarrian religious icons
Tellus Fargle > I hear that will piss people off nowadays
AmIevL > I hear the Minmatars acyually drew the cartoon and blammed the sansha's
Elliott Manchild > most of people in here are just gays
Elliott Manchild > =]
xHoodx > that's why you like us elliott
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