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Heard on TS after LV titan killed 215 goon ships in one shot, leading to 215 wrecks: "Congratulations, you can now build 1 rig!"
<Imin> So im looking at somones code...late at night...
<Imin> And im laughin SOOO hard cause this code doesnt make any sense..
<Imin> It's like this guy was drunk off his ass or something while writing it...
<Imin> So i get down to the bottom...and i realized something...
<Marty> ? what ?
<Imin> The code...
<Imin> Was mine... :(
<Marty> LOL -OWNED-
Murphy > fly naked 4tw!
Lansfear > oh god no, everytime my husband would pass by the room id have to go afk :P
* Commander Carrot counts fingers
* Omber Zombie steals underwear
* Commander Carrot thinks that was a mistake
* Omber Zombie knows it was
Emmanuel Grey > Pssh. I was only off by about a factor of a billion.
Piuro > For an English major, thats pretty good
TheDuke2k > hi
Sorofles > Hey!
Sorofles > *just removed a penis from the front page of EveFiles by uploading 7 screenshots of X3 to cover it up* xD
TheDuke2k > indeed
Sorofles > I'm not kidding
TheDuke2k > i know...
Sorofles > xD
Sorofles > How do you know? ;p
TheDuke2k > you dont joke around
Sorofles > Its a bit weird
Sorofles > I was talking to a friend on MSN
Sorofles > got me talking to a friend of hers
Sorofles > he was talking to me on skype
Sorofles > then webcammed me and started masturbating
Sorofles > I was like o.0 Hi!
TheDuke2k > lol
TheDuke2k > wtf moment
Sorofles > So I start telling Drakos some random guy is masturbating on my screen over skype
Drakos Khan > and the rest we can see on the screenshot...
Sorofles > he didn't believe me
Drakos Khan > :P
Sorofles > So I took a screenshot to prove it
Sorofles > and removed all the names and shit
Sorofles > uploaded it to evefiles
Sorofles > then FUCK
Drakos Khan > i didn't think he'd actually upload it to evefiels...
Sorofles > it shows the most recent image uploads on the front page
Drakos Khan > thats why :D
Sorofles > so I'm like SHIT there's a big cock on the front page of Eve Files
Sorofles > even worse
Sorofles > it showed like...well my name and the guys name and Drakos' MSN address and stuff
Sorofles > so I hurriedly brush it out with a rubber and reupload it!
TheDuke2k > fuck moment
Sorofles > now there's TWO cock images
TheDuke2k > lmfao
Sorofles > one with loads of details, and one with all the important details brushed out so you know just where they all are
Sorofles > panic is now setting in
Sorofles > I try to upload 2 images of a foot to cover it up
Sorofles > but the foots don't show up for some reason
Sorofles > so I take a screenshot of X3 and upload it 8 times
Sorofles > and the cocks are gone!
Sorofles > PHEW
TheDuke2k > http://eve-files.com/media/1001/ btw
TheDuke2k > lists all the uploads for this month
Sorofles > Oh...CUNT
Amith Silvermoon > /emote Consider shouting Leeroy jenkins and attacking IAC dreads
Crucifier > have fun
Amith Silvermoon > :( i think the lag would kill me
Amior > it would :P
Amior > cause 600 more hostiles are coming
Amith Silvermoon > well im sitting in the Pos IAC are sieging enjoying the show
Omeega > how many capitals have they got?
Amith Silvermoon > sec
Amith Silvermoon > 14 and 1 corpse
Crucifier > hmm
Crucifier > ingenius
Crucifier > corpse > all
Morris Falter > that corpse does mad damage
Morris Falter > i'd run personally
Amith Silvermoon > yes i was gonna try and take out the corpse
Crucifier > ROFL
Crucifier > YEAH GOOD LUCK
Amior > u know what really stinks... ur mwding away from hostiles and a corpse happens to be in front of you and bumps u
Amith Silvermoon > its clearly the backbone of the fleet
Amior > then u die and get podded
Philippe Alumeres > lol
Amith Silvermoon > 2007.01.05 20:28:05 Combat Your Sabretooth Light Missile hits D Gelalder's frozen corpse, doing 103.5 damage. Yarrr
Cold Prophecy > You're breaking my heart, kid.
Murg Freeman > you have a heart?
danzebest > omg who just bought all modal neutron particle guns
danzebest > then put em up for 6mil each
danzebest > thanks a lot
Olixia Castitatis > /emote tips hat
danzebest > giving poor people a chance..
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Batolemaeus> man, that suspense sure didn't last long
PrismX [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as Suspense
Suspense murders Batolemaeus
Suspense [askur@staff.ccpgames.com] is now known as PrismX
<+Malarthi> So... The suspense was killing him?
<+Batolemaeus> great, you explained the joke
<+Batolemaeus> hope you're proud
<@PrismX> oh.. now I get it
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