* Obsidian Hawk gives bjorn a hooker
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
Talking about the XL Minmatar turrets
Grimpak>minnies now went from the WV-sized shell shot by the 1400mm to a 6-barreled gun that shoots 6 pickup trucks at the same time and a 4-barreled gun that shoots 4 trucks at the same time.
Grimpak>minnies now went from the WV-sized shell shot by the 1400mm to a 6-barreled gun that shoots 6 pickup trucks at the same time and a 4-barreled gun that shoots 4 trucks at the same time.
Jordan Devor > Karr he tried something once and failed, so he did it again to make sure he failed properly the first time.
Omber Zombie > god dammit, forums down
Omber Zombie > how am i supposed to pvp in this game if i can't use the forums
Omber Zombie > how am i supposed to pvp in this game if i can't use the forums
Kivak Wolf > I don't like hearing instapop and "crow" in the same sentence...
* Azia Burgi is on holiday for TWO (count 'em) whole days
* Devlin Fox likes those.
Devlin Fox > WHOA!!
Devlin Fox > doing anything special?
Azia Burgi > getting my wrist rebroken and put in a cast
* Devlin Fox likes those.
Devlin Fox > WHOA!!
Devlin Fox > doing anything special?
Azia Burgi > getting my wrist rebroken and put in a cast
Andreus Ixiris > This is like the tenth time in a row the humans have tried to sell me barrels of gorilla blood
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
Friar Kite > ...
Friar Kite > What
Andreus Ixiris > They just straight out have barrels of gorilla blood for sale in their trade caravan
Andreus Ixiris > It's like, yeah, tall human dudes, seriously, I appreciate the effort you must have gone to to find and kill enough gorillas to fill up entire barrels with their blood, and then preserve it in such a way that it's potable
Andreus Ixiris > No, really, I think that's A for effort right there
Andreus Ixiris > But I still don't want to buy that
Andreus Ixiris > I cannot see a pressing need in my fortress for that kind of product
Andreus Ixiris > If in future days my fortress suddenly begins experiencing a horrific gorilla blood deficit
Andreus Ixiris > Don't worry, you guys will be the first people I call
Andreus Ixiris > I mean I sort of worry that the humans think that this is what dwarves want
Andreus Ixiris > And they're going to all this effort because they genuinely want to make attractive trade products for my fortress
Andreus Ixiris > And we're just shooting them down every time
Andreus Ixiris > I sometimes wonder if their advisor on dwarves is trolling them or something
Friar Kite > Yeah like, he's this fat fuck who knows shit all about dwarves and he just sits there all day in the castle and eats
Friar Kite > Caravan comes back
Friar Kite > "Yeah dude they didn't go for the gorilla blood again, what the fuck gives?"
Friar Kite > DO YOU DOUBT ME?
BagelOfRighteousness > Hi there. I'm selling a raven navy issue for 400m. Would you be interested?
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Eagle Extravaganza > Hmm, sure!
Eagle Extravaganza > Iv'e been contemplating a CNR for a while, to mission run in.
BagelOfRighteousness > yea./.they're great mission running ships
BagelOfRighteousness > not as great as a golem
BagelOfRighteousness > but not as skill/isk intensive either
Eagle Extravaganza > I can't fly marauders, I'm only poor, 400m is pretty much all Iv'e ever saved up.
Eagle Extravaganza > Would be a shame to waste it, but its a CNR, so long term, you know?
BagelOfRighteousness > yea
Eagle Extravaganza > I don't have much time to play eve, so its taken me this long to make 400m
Eagle Extravaganza > had some seriously family stuff going on in the past
Eagle Extravaganza > Lost half my family
Eagle Extravaganza > my friends, too,
Eagle Extravaganza > Like friends since primary school
BagelOfRighteousness > well thats a bummer
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, never to see any of them again. But its all over now, atleast I get to relax and play some eve for a bit.
BagelOfRighteousness > so...are you interested in the trade?
Eagle Extravaganza > I'll miss the girlfriend though, in the huge time we were together she pretty much fixed me up from the wreck I was beforehand, then she just fell out of love for me and started dating someone else, even though she said I was amazing...
Eagle Extravaganza > Sure, yeah, always wanted a CNR, sorry about the rambling, just you know, alot on my mind, seeing the psychiatrist about it al.
Eagle Extravaganza > Thats a normal raven.
BagelOfRighteousness > so it is =D
Eagle Extravaganza > I honestly can't beleive you'd try and scam someone who has just went through all that shit :)
BagelOfRighteousness > *shrug*
Eagle Extravaganza > Which is why I haven't and Iv'e just been playing you all along. Well, I did lose my girlfriend recently, and she did to heaps for me, and I also lost a shitton of friends about it, but still, you know..
Eagle Extravaganza > Cya o/ thanks for the funny chatlog.
BagelOfRighteousness > shi happen to alot of ppl
BagelOfRighteousness > cherrio
Finlen > GM=Santa Claus, ISD=elves
<xertmen> and the rest are carebears
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.
<BiBi`ouF> yes ?
<BiBi`ouF> sorry, highlight on carebear.