Keradil > I can spell while impaired.... ;)
Augin Soric > lol
Augin Soric > for some reason, i make all kinds of crazy typos when im sober
Augin Soric > but look at me now
Augin Soric > thanks weed, for fucking hooked on phonics in the ass
Augin Soric > /emote huggles his brick
Augin Soric > lol
Augin Soric > for some reason, i make all kinds of crazy typos when im sober
Augin Soric > but look at me now
Augin Soric > thanks weed, for fucking hooked on phonics in the ass
Augin Soric > /emote huggles his brick
Strill > Ya. EVE should be text based. Who needs all those useless graphics and sounds. They're for noobs.
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Mankirks Wife >
***********
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a space grue.
> activate medium beam laser I
Cistuvaert
You are in a Gallente rookie system. There are five belts here, and a lone station belonging to the Center for Advanced Studies floats in space.
> go belt
Cistuvaert - Belt
Various Veldspar, Scordite, and Plagioclase asteroids litter space here.
A noob is mining Veldspar in a Velator nearby.
A Navitas is mining Scordite into a jetcan nearby.
A Hulk is sucking down roids on the far side of the belt.
> flip can
You flip the jetcan. The Navitas releases a Hobgoblin I and begins firing on you!
> kill carebear
You unload everything you've got on the Navitas, wrecking for 308 damage!
The Navitas' drone fires on you, hitting for 4.2 damage!
> kill carebear
The Navitas' drone fires on you, but it glances off!
You shoot the Navitas, hitting for 127 damage!
The Navitas explodes in pretty lightshow! The pilot emerges from his wreck in a pod.
> say 'LOL NOOB!'
You say, "LOL NOOB!"
The carebear says, "OMG Pirate! How lame! I wasn't doing anything to you!"
The pod warps away in the direction of the station.
> loot wreck
You loot the wreck of the Navitas.
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Mining Laser I
You recieve Civilian Shield Booster I
You recieve Expanded Cargohold I
Your neocom flashes. You have mail!
> read mali
I don't understand the word, "mali".
> read mail
You open your new mail.
"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU LAME ASS PIRATE! I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO MINE ENOUGH TO GET THAT SIHP AND NOW I'M BACK IN A VELATOR! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"
> say "lol"
You say, "lol"
***********
Blyzz > WTF!
Blyzz > i forgot about ash!
Blyzz > ash was orbiting blyzz
Blyzz > then i went ratting in blyzz
Blyzz > and reading omgrawr at the same time the window with ash was behind my browser window... now ash is 410km away from pos in IT4!
Blyzz > i forgot about ash!
Blyzz > ash was orbiting blyzz
Blyzz > then i went ratting in blyzz
Blyzz > and reading omgrawr at the same time the window with ash was behind my browser window... now ash is 410km away from pos in IT4!
Naughtious > Iraq is apparently beautiful
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Naughtious > I almost went there in 1991
Naughtious > hehe - I got done with a dope charge and had to redo my basic training after sitting 30 odd days in the cooler - in which time Gulf War I was over
Naughtious > sack that - them off road home made bombs can really .... fuck your shit up
Zo5o > so basically the dope charge may have saved your life?
Naughtious > prolly - lol
Zo5o > HEY KIDS: MARIJUANA SAVES LIVES
Zo5o > =D
Dirk Fallows > ROFL
Naughtious > ROFL
Gothikia > if everybody could go out ratting just now, that would be great :D lol
Gothikia > i just spent the entire corp wallet, haha
Gothikia > i just spent the entire corp wallet, haha
<cougem> is eve better or sto better
<cougem> and why
<Sleepkever> EVE and STO are so different you can't compare them
<Kalroth> cougem: Which juice do you prefer, apple or orange?
<cougem> apple
<Kalroth> cougem: Then you'll probably prefer EVE, sorry.
<cougem> so eve is better then
<Kalroth> cougem: No, thats not what I said
<cougem> and why
<Sleepkever> EVE and STO are so different you can't compare them
<Kalroth> cougem: Which juice do you prefer, apple or orange?
<cougem> apple
<Kalroth> cougem: Then you'll probably prefer EVE, sorry.
<cougem> so eve is better then
<Kalroth> cougem: No, thats not what I said
Isabella Vindicta > I want to play with myself for awhile
<Urban_Mongral> Hey shigsy
<shigsy> soup
<Urban_Mongral> what happened here: http://killboard.heretic-nation.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16026
<shigsy> i was pkin angles
<shigsy> nd foundation treid 2 kill me
<shigsy> so i runned away
<shigsy> but they coght me
<Urban_Mongral> its more a question about the light autocannons, the BCU's, the Cursier sized afterbuner, the shield tank, the lack of drones and missiles in your cargo hold
<Urban_Mongral> to name but a few
<Urban_Mongral> This is a crime against Dominix's
<shigsy> wot abot the crime against my dominix by foundation pirats????
<Urban_Mongral> yes it is - it a crime putting that stuff on a Domi under any cirumstances
<shigsy> ill crime u if u dont stfu k????
<Urban_Mongral> with what?
<shigsy> then we see who laugh then ok???
<Urban_Mongral> you'll probably come round my house and try and attack me with a stick of celary, given your obvious talent for choosing effective weapons
<shigsy> ill effeect my weapon in ur face
<Urban_Mongral> oh that could be taken so out of context
<shigsy> soup
<Urban_Mongral> what happened here: http://killboard.heretic-nation.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16026
<shigsy> i was pkin angles
<shigsy> nd foundation treid 2 kill me
<shigsy> so i runned away
<shigsy> but they coght me
<Urban_Mongral> its more a question about the light autocannons, the BCU's, the Cursier sized afterbuner, the shield tank, the lack of drones and missiles in your cargo hold
<Urban_Mongral> to name but a few
<Urban_Mongral> This is a crime against Dominix's
<shigsy> wot abot the crime against my dominix by foundation pirats????
<Urban_Mongral> yes it is - it a crime putting that stuff on a Domi under any cirumstances
<shigsy> ill crime u if u dont stfu k????
<Urban_Mongral> with what?
<shigsy> then we see who laugh then ok???
<Urban_Mongral> you'll probably come round my house and try and attack me with a stick of celary, given your obvious talent for choosing effective weapons
<shigsy> ill effeect my weapon in ur face
<Urban_Mongral> oh that could be taken so out of context
Kelly Marie > i wish i could punch my agent in the mouth
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Atandros > Well, comrade, for the good of the proletariat and of yourself I strongly advise, nay, urge you to deposit all your minerals in the factory input hangar.
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely
Coeleth > Okay
Coeleth > I have some livestock too, and homeless. Can they go in there too?
Atandros > They will make fine leather padding.
Coeleth > Quality interiors
Coeleth > I like it. :D
Coeleth > No cheap plastic panelling for JF. Beechwood and leather throughout.
Atandros > The fitting may be ghetto, but the decor is bling bling
Atandros > Absolutely