Verone > looks like i'm getting landed with my sister's kids for a few hours
Xydros > so feed them some tranquilizers and come PVP with us/
Spasmod > Give them a huge tub of popcorn and put power rangers dvd on and you're good to go
In General > do they bully you V?
Xydros > so feed them some tranquilizers and come PVP with us/
Spasmod > Give them a huge tub of popcorn and put power rangers dvd on and you're good to go
In General > do they bully you V?
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > A dentist with a 425mm Tech II autocannon would be pretty effective.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > APPLY NANOCANE TO GUMS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > BOOM
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > TOOTH EXTRACTION OP SUCCESS
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > So much easier to remove a tooth when you simply remove the whole head first. Easier to get to it.
Narai Mazan-Kamahl > /emote has revolutionized dental care
hellsquad2 > Anyone up for some minors?
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
Ken Storm > The 'Final' upgrade is in 2032 when EvE replaces reality...
Niraia > what if there's a bug that breaks shitting? everyone complains, but ccp take a month to agree that there's a problem, then release a fix two months later after adding 50 new species of fish
Niraia > but everyone has already exploded, and everything is covered in shit
Niraia > what if there's a bug that breaks shitting? everyone complains, but ccp take a month to agree that there's a problem, then release a fix two months later after adding 50 new species of fish
Niraia > but everyone has already exploded, and everything is covered in shit
Admiral Goberius > I just wanna dock to get my implants :°(
Tamora > over my frozen corpse
Admiral Goberius > nono, the implants are in the station
Tamora > over my frozen corpse
Admiral Goberius > nono, the implants are in the station
StreetRat > seems all hell broke loose over the weekend
Matthew Munro > we passed hell, welcome to fucked up :)
Matthew Munro > we passed hell, welcome to fucked up :)
Mara Simotas > ooh, I made a song to the melody of "Badger badger" :O
Mara Simotas > Badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE. badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
badger badger badger ARGH CAREBEAR, it's a CAREBEAR, ooooh it's a carebear...badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
Azia Burgi > oh god...
Mara Simotas > /emote grins
Mara Simotas > Badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE. badger badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
badger badger badger ARGH CAREBEAR, it's a CAREBEAR, ooooh it's a carebear...badger badger badger badger badger PIRATE, PIRATE.
Azia Burgi > oh god...
Mara Simotas > /emote grins
Zariack > sooo glad its the weekend
Sinistro > lol, who isn't
Bulthar Ursas > Communists.
Bulthar Ursas > Communists aren't.
Ashemi Darkhold > neither are midgets
Bulthar Ursas > Lord help us if the Communist Midgets learned it was the weekend.
Ashemi Darkhold > it would be the end
Bulthar Ursas > Verily.
Sinistro > lol, who isn't
Bulthar Ursas > Communists.
Bulthar Ursas > Communists aren't.
Ashemi Darkhold > neither are midgets
Bulthar Ursas > Lord help us if the Communist Midgets learned it was the weekend.
Ashemi Darkhold > it would be the end
Bulthar Ursas > Verily.
Garth Alwin > i have acquired a caldari ct, large if anyone wants to buy it just make me an offer
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time
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<Viceroy> always wanted to do that
<Viceroy> err wait wtf
<moocifer> now he's gone forever
<moocifer> well done :|
<Viceroy> haha shit it was the real enn
<Viceroy> i thought it was his ghost
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<Viceroy> always wanted to do that
<Viceroy> err wait wtf
<moocifer> now he's gone forever
<moocifer> well done :|
<Viceroy> haha shit it was the real enn
<Viceroy> i thought it was his ghost