Neoptolomeus > "You are flagged for stealing from an unsecured tree. Agression countdown 15 minutes." - God, to Adam and Eve after they took the apples.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Neoptolomeus > "See, because of you, we lost standings with GOD and now we are KOS in Eden. We'll have to live in 0.0." - Adam, to Eve, a short while later.
Neoptolomeus > "Once again, the Book of Revelations is not an upcoming patch." - God, answering to an insistent EVE player.
Neoptolomeus > "It's the destruction of the whole universe as they know it, it's the single most devastating event in the prophecies. And they think I named it after an Amarr ship." - God, on the Apocalypse.
Neoptolomeus > "Big deal, I can make a REAL one in seven days." - God, upon knowing CCP created a whole virtual universe in 4 years.
Tamora > avoided a toxin camp
Tamora > no dictor
Tamora > nubs
Tamora > mind you i thought i was in empire. turns out i was in HED
Tamora > no dictor
Tamora > nubs
Tamora > mind you i thought i was in empire. turns out i was in HED
river boa > anyone got intel on baratar?
river boa > f*ck sake
river boa > nob login trap
Daniel Sims > i have intelligence on baratar -- but ah, i'm not allowed to give it
river boa > uea i know, dan i know all the intell they all LOGGED IN ON ME !!
Daniel Sims > it's full of titans; drinking tea and talking junk...
river boa > titans my ass
Daniel Sims > just passing along what i know
Daniel Sims > i have my own intel channel you know
river boa > dude they have 2 abbadons 2 rooks 2 drakes geddon
Daniel Sims > i don't believe you
river boa > cheeta
river boa > Victim: river boa Corp: Sub-Genius inc Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Raven System: Baratar Security: 0.2 Damage Taken: 42440 Involved parties: Name: Rooster79 Security: -0.2
Daniel Sims > titans man! TITANS
river boa > they killed me for god sake i know what they had
Daniel Sims > you might have done a little better if you had braught a titan to fight those titans
Daniel Sims > ooh... and some tea.
river boa > they didn't have titans
Daniel Sims > i hear they like tea
Daniel Sims > on my intel channel
Daniel Sims > it's called: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > your intell channel is sh*t then haha
Daniel Sims > loggin in is: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > there is no titans in bara
river boa > if so they have been hotdroped in to take out the guys who killed me
Daniel Sims > i don't know about all that -- let me check my intel channel...
Daniel Sims > hang on
Daniel Sims > umm... still looks like a titan tea party in there -- but now they are discussing mutual saving bonds and investments... snobby bastards.
Daniel Sims > dude, don't go back in there with out tea and an investment portfolio tech II
river boa > well its bs who your talking to
river boa > i got someone with eyes in bara
Daniel Sims > turns out all i have is a nose and a mouth in bara
river boa > yea
Daniel Sims > but blind people have very keen hearing and smell
river boa > and know eyes
Daniel Sims > well, of course not -- they are blind
Daniel Sims > what are you a bigot?
Daniel Sims > what's wrong with blind people, huh?
river boa > they thought it was titan but it was rookey ship
Daniel Sims > my intel is the best
river boa > ok i have eyes in bara its a sh*t channel
river boa > i am in there myself!!
Daniel Sims > i also have a sweet ass drake for sale with an awesome armor tank and laser fit
Daniel Sims > took out three titans this morning actually
river boa > sweet i will pay a kick in the teeth ?
Daniel Sims > i wouldn't recommend it.
river boa > i mean i give u a kick in the teeth for it
river boa > so ?
Daniel Sims > oh, your anger is giving me a chubby
river boa > read the small print :) no fight backs :)
Daniel Sims > no, i mean it, this erection is out of control now
river boa > nice to see u get erect over young boys
Daniel Sims > doesn't everyone?
Daniel Sims > if only i could get a nice hot cup of tea from a titan talking about stocks and bonds…
river boa > f*ck sake
river boa > nob login trap
Daniel Sims > i have intelligence on baratar -- but ah, i'm not allowed to give it
river boa > uea i know, dan i know all the intell they all LOGGED IN ON ME !!
Daniel Sims > it's full of titans; drinking tea and talking junk...
river boa > titans my ass
Daniel Sims > just passing along what i know
Daniel Sims > i have my own intel channel you know
river boa > dude they have 2 abbadons 2 rooks 2 drakes geddon
Daniel Sims > i don't believe you
river boa > cheeta
river boa > Victim: river boa Corp: Sub-Genius inc Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Raven System: Baratar Security: 0.2 Damage Taken: 42440 Involved parties: Name: Rooster79 Security: -0.2
Daniel Sims > titans man! TITANS
river boa > they killed me for god sake i know what they had
Daniel Sims > you might have done a little better if you had braught a titan to fight those titans
Daniel Sims > ooh... and some tea.
river boa > they didn't have titans
Daniel Sims > i hear they like tea
Daniel Sims > on my intel channel
Daniel Sims > it's called: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > your intell channel is sh*t then haha
Daniel Sims > loggin in is: nice hot cup of tea
river boa > there is no titans in bara
river boa > if so they have been hotdroped in to take out the guys who killed me
Daniel Sims > i don't know about all that -- let me check my intel channel...
Daniel Sims > hang on
Daniel Sims > umm... still looks like a titan tea party in there -- but now they are discussing mutual saving bonds and investments... snobby bastards.
Daniel Sims > dude, don't go back in there with out tea and an investment portfolio tech II
river boa > well its bs who your talking to
river boa > i got someone with eyes in bara
Daniel Sims > turns out all i have is a nose and a mouth in bara
river boa > yea
Daniel Sims > but blind people have very keen hearing and smell
river boa > and know eyes
Daniel Sims > well, of course not -- they are blind
Daniel Sims > what are you a bigot?
Daniel Sims > what's wrong with blind people, huh?
river boa > they thought it was titan but it was rookey ship
Daniel Sims > my intel is the best
river boa > ok i have eyes in bara its a sh*t channel
river boa > i am in there myself!!
Daniel Sims > i also have a sweet ass drake for sale with an awesome armor tank and laser fit
Daniel Sims > took out three titans this morning actually
river boa > sweet i will pay a kick in the teeth ?
Daniel Sims > i wouldn't recommend it.
river boa > i mean i give u a kick in the teeth for it
river boa > so ?
Daniel Sims > oh, your anger is giving me a chubby
river boa > read the small print :) no fight backs :)
Daniel Sims > no, i mean it, this erection is out of control now
river boa > nice to see u get erect over young boys
Daniel Sims > doesn't everyone?
Daniel Sims > if only i could get a nice hot cup of tea from a titan talking about stocks and bonds…
Nikea Tiber > "we regret the recetn loss of your ship. Here is a new rookie ship; enclosed is a gratiuity gift of tritanium"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Nikea Tiber > translatoin
Nikea Tiber > "here is your noobmobile. sorry, we didn't have time to sweep it out for you"
Tatsue Nuko > x in amarr, where do you want me and in what?
Stiehl Asior > in amarr in a sniping bs
Tindajii > My house, in a cute leather get-up
Tareen Kashaar > something sexy, in your hangar, in 1 minute
Nekumi > in my bed in the nude!
Stiehl Asior > warp to 0 and jump on contact
Atandros > SF alliance chat, nothing like it.
Tindajii > yeah, But I was the only one who was serious!
Stiehl Asior > in amarr in a sniping bs
Tindajii > My house, in a cute leather get-up
Tareen Kashaar > something sexy, in your hangar, in 1 minute
Nekumi > in my bed in the nude!
Stiehl Asior > warp to 0 and jump on contact
Atandros > SF alliance chat, nothing like it.
Tindajii > yeah, But I was the only one who was serious!
Arvald > OOOOOOOOOOOO
Arvald > im a lumberjack and im ok
Arvald > i sleep all night and i work all day
Arvald > who the fuck am a kidding, i drink all night and molest slaver hounds all day
Arvald > im a lumberjack and im ok
Arvald > i sleep all night and i work all day
Arvald > who the fuck am a kidding, i drink all night and molest slaver hounds all day
Aquillar > theres a scorp in escrow titled..
Aquillar > "SCORPION **yellow interior** **alloys** **needs attention** **inspect** **phat**"
COJOi > omg
Aquillar > 74 mill
Aquillar > *claims*
Aquillar > I just want to bling bling with my alloys and yellow interior
COJOi > corp builds for 56
Aquillar > wow it even came with a microwave oven!
COJOi > does it have in-dash navigation?
Aquillar > "SCORPION **yellow interior** **alloys** **needs attention** **inspect** **phat**"
COJOi > omg
Aquillar > 74 mill
Aquillar > *claims*
Aquillar > I just want to bling bling with my alloys and yellow interior
COJOi > corp builds for 56
Aquillar > wow it even came with a microwave oven!
COJOi > does it have in-dash navigation?
Aldrith Shutaq > /emote makes his eyes glass over. "Mammary glands serve a great and Godly purpose. Blessed are they and forever shall be blessed by His children."
Gísli > I was at the park, and i saw kids playing hide and seek.
Gísli > and i started crying because i realised life is like hide and seek
Gísli > and you have to decide wether you want to be a hider or a seeker :'(
Ikvar > Gizli what the fuck
Gizli > and when i got home, i turned on the news and saw that 3 people died in a car crash in new york today
Gizli > aaaand my dad bought the wrong sort of yogurt for me
Gizli > this is like the worst day of my life
Ikvar > Faggot.
Gísli > and i started crying because i realised life is like hide and seek
Gísli > and you have to decide wether you want to be a hider or a seeker :'(
Ikvar > Gizli what the fuck
Gizli > and when i got home, i turned on the news and saw that 3 people died in a car crash in new york today
Gizli > aaaand my dad bought the wrong sort of yogurt for me
Gizli > this is like the worst day of my life
Ikvar > Faggot.
Natas Liah > marc you're noir what else can i say
Natas Liah > you scare the living crap out of ppl
Marc Isabel > I live the noir. spirit dude. Only drink black coffee. Only try to joke in a dark manner.
Natas Liah > you scare the living crap out of ppl
Marc Isabel > I live the noir. spirit dude. Only drink black coffee. Only try to joke in a dark manner.