HellsRazor > offer i couldnt refuse
Craggerz06 > gerku's hand in marriage?
HellsRazor > there was butter involved
Craggerz06 > ok, that's it, i want in :)
Craggerz06 > gerku's hand in marriage?
HellsRazor > there was butter involved
Craggerz06 > ok, that's it, i want in :)
Ecatherina W > OK... I have NO idea how I got this book, but does anyone want it?
Ecatherina W > Deep Core Mining
Ecatherina W > There is no way I am going to learn that
babylonstew > errrr
babylonstew > isnt that like a carebear book?
Ecatherina W > Yes!
Ecatherina W > And I did NOT buy it!
Ecatherina W > It is in my hangar!
Ecatherina W > Deep Core Mining
Ecatherina W > There is no way I am going to learn that
babylonstew > errrr
babylonstew > isnt that like a carebear book?
Ecatherina W > Yes!
Ecatherina W > And I did NOT buy it!
Ecatherina W > It is in my hangar!
Stanley Fischer > "On February 24th, I showered for the last time, said goodbye to my family, and purchased a paid Eve account"
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere
Buncho Coconuts > Stanley Fischer your soul like all of ours is now in a jar in a basement at CCP HQ somewhere
mysticvader > i saw you onyxalia
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Flashover > fools on the forums are trying to get DEVs to give us corpse luanchers for xmas
Spawny > ohh what the hell gimme 10 more tickets ^^
Omega87 > /emote sighs
Omega87 > why?
RozKoz > ehh - prolly something new :P snowman TITAN :P
Omega87 > nah, Christmas light rigs
Omega87 > o/
DJTaxiGirl > lol
Heliocon > lol
RozKoz > yaa - LIGH RIGS ftw
Spawny > lmao!
Warforged Titan > I think im going to start an EGA group on eve..... Eve Gambers Anon. :)
Omega87 > they could be used for PVP, to blind foes, or cause siezures
Heliocon > hahaha
Spawny > LOL
Omega87 > it could work
RozKoz > 5% chance of fuse failure and ur ship goes dark :P
Spawny > ohh what the hell gimme 10 more tickets ^^
Omega87 > /emote sighs
Omega87 > why?
RozKoz > ehh - prolly something new :P snowman TITAN :P
Omega87 > nah, Christmas light rigs
Omega87 > o/
DJTaxiGirl > lol
Heliocon > lol
RozKoz > yaa - LIGH RIGS ftw
Spawny > lmao!
Warforged Titan > I think im going to start an EGA group on eve..... Eve Gambers Anon. :)
Omega87 > they could be used for PVP, to blind foes, or cause siezures
Heliocon > hahaha
Spawny > LOL
Omega87 > it could work
RozKoz > 5% chance of fuse failure and ur ship goes dark :P
<wizzard66> i did piss the eiffeltower 10 years ago. but i wouldnt try it these days
<wizzard66> to much police and cameras
<wizzard66> and my little mr wizzard is well known in half the human population
<wizzard66> cant take the risk
<wizzard66> to much police and cameras
<wizzard66> and my little mr wizzard is well known in half the human population
<wizzard66> cant take the risk
Arthur Guinness > my prefered form of foreplay is a cheeky smile, my northern charm, and a bottle of chloroform
Theo Samaritan > just block him guys, nothin to see here
Theo Samaritan > just a jerk on a power trip
Theo Samaritan > =]
ObliviousOne > ^
ObliviousOne > my ego is thiiis big.
Theo Samaritan > shame it'll never defeat mine in 1v1 combat
Theo Samaritan > you'd have to bring TomB to even have a chance
Theo Samaritan > just a jerk on a power trip
Theo Samaritan > =]
ObliviousOne > ^
ObliviousOne > my ego is thiiis big.
Theo Samaritan > shame it'll never defeat mine in 1v1 combat
Theo Samaritan > you'd have to bring TomB to even have a chance
couger malthas > this is a shit way to spend christmas lol
FlyingSpoonyBadger > could be worse
FlyingSpoonyBadger > you could be playing WOW
FlyingSpoonyBadger > could be worse
FlyingSpoonyBadger > you could be playing WOW