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Prir Ythor > I'm throwing junk out the back door of my ship just to go faster
Prir Ythor > luckily I'm minmatar
Prir Ythor > so I have lots of junk to throw
Gods Fist > lol
Prir Ythor > and also a handy screen door in the back
Gods Fist > hahahaha<br>µ
Prir Ythor > is that a mu?
Prir Ythor > did I just make you laugh so hard you mu'd yourself?
Gods Fist > mu?
Ni Jien > hhahahaha
Gods Fist > aye ya did

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Martimus28 > accidentally uncloaked by instinct
Illusive Wolf > like that one time I fell down a stair case by instinct

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Rutilus > boy, i sure wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca.
Rutilus > boy, i wish i hadn't wandered so far off station in my orca. again.
Rutilus > my orca has the "look like a mega" mod installed, and my skill is at V.
Onyxalia La'fiette > with bonuses to extra carebear appeal
Rutilus > yes, this.
Rutilus > i'm going to go mine some ... stuff.
Rutilus > whatever stuff it is that you mine.
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah we need moar crack
Rutilus > turn big rocks into smaller rocks, off i go.
Rutilus > keep dinner warm for me!
Rutilus > going to the moon, brb.
Onyxalia La'fiette > you got it!
Onyxalia La'fiette > ill cover you in my machariel cleverly disguised as a titan
Rutilus > nice!
Rutilus > THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT HAW HAW HAW
Onyxalia La'fiette > nobody will ever know the difference
Rutilus > i mean
Rutilus > hi ho hi ho
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait....we need a kraken
Rutilus > summon it.
Onyxalia La'fiette > someone invent one!!
Onyxalia La'fiette > wait i got it, lets take a brutix and attach a lotta minmatar parts to it
Onyxalia La'fiette > like arms n crap
Rutilus > YES
Rutilus > rakes and duct tape!
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah lets totally do that
Onyxalia La'fiette > WOOT
Rutilus > a garage sale in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats hawt
Rutilus > you're hawt.
Rutilus > oh noes, lesbo action in space!
Onyxalia La'fiette > newest minni-gallente faction ship.....the kraken
Rutilus > nerds everywhere just came.
Onyxalia La'fiette > gives bonuses to titans
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh babbeh

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<Groves> hey if i made a game with a larger universe than eve, would they change the site from saying "the world's largest game universe" or would they just come break my legs and trash my pc's?
<Evelgrivion> both

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DeathHawkTheMad > Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, Wisdom is not using it in a fruit salad

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Vicious Salvo > 'beacuse mh can't hold their space'? from who, we kicked tri out, we kicked altruism out, evoke blueballs, sot stealthbomb jumpbridges all day, one simply does not walk into mordor
Vicious Salvo > i mean fade

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DevAmarr Null > to whom may i report a pirate?
General Chen > There is a pirate report hotline
DevAmarr Null > how can i access it?
General Chen > 1-800-whine-more
DevAmarr Null > wait
DevAmarr Null > no one answers it :D

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Azia Burgi > i really really really really need the loo but there is a wasp in the toliet and my dad is on the phone :'(
* Azia Burgi hates wasps

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Hunok > that red guy probably would have loved to have a duet with you lol
Hunok > reds are people too
RatioTile > Oh well. Too bad we left him behind
Hunok > if he shows up here too then we know it is meant to be
RatioTile > Yes, it is a sign that we will wuv each other forever and ever. like 4chan and tumblr.
Hunok > one could only hope for that sort of blessed union
RatioTile > of course.
RatioTile > more likely, it'll end up with a few drunk hookups, and then with him leaving me for some gallentean floozie
Hunok > this isnt some soap opera
Hunok > she will be minmatar

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Juno Kilbride > A Freudian slip, is that when you say one thing when you mean your mother?
Juno Kilbride > * another

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