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[+Gunnar_Aztek] too bad the nerf button is labeled "strip fittings"
[@Gangleri] Yeah we should totally change that text to "Nerf Ship"
Malena Panic > it must be a pain getting all that glitter off your nipples too.
Pliskkenn > The glitter can stay, if I must wake up in the afternoon I will at least look fabulous.
Kesper North: Fuck Asimov and the horse he rode in on.
Kesper North: Fuck him, John Snow.
Kesper North: And his three laws of robotics are hilarious.
Kesper North: WTB three laws of drone rules of engagement, amirite.
Varacus > Why would anyone. For that matter, who likes playing station games?
Varacus > I mean honestly, isn't there some other way you'd rather spend your pitiful existence?
Opan santel > yea, behind my computer typing some crap in local
Isabella Vindicta > I want to play with myself for awhile
<Griffin> anybody know if magnets erase CDs?
*Alexander Nocturnes casts Life Siphon, Parasitic Bond, Suffering, Soul Leech, Life Transfer, and Unholy Feast on said cruisers, whiping them from existence.

*Lefia watches the cruisers laugh at alex because they do not believe in magic and thus it does not effect them.

Alexander Nocturnes > well then, I don't believe in Lefia, so she must not be there.

Lefia > no, it means I have no effect on you... not that I do not exist

Alexander Nocturnes > eh, same thing

Alexander Nocturnes > if, for instance, you touched me, but I believed you didn't exist, then that touch wouldn't effect me, which means you didn't actually touch me, which means you actually weren't there

* Alexander Nocturnes emote casts Faintheartedness on Lefia for 37 seconds, and watches Lefia suffer from health degeneration of 3

Lefia > Ahh, but if I were to say stab you, then you would not be stabbed, which means neither I nor the knife, nor anything that I touched exist... so if I touched you then you must no longer exist.

Alexander Nocturnes > yup

Alexander Nocturnes > which is fine with me, I'll still be in another dimension.
Lefia > Wow, I have the power to make things cease to exist... most excellent.

Alexander Nocturnes > and probably a lot cooler, too.

* Lefia touches alex's dimention.

Alexander Nocturnes > can't. in different dimensions things are different. only in this dimension can you make things cease to exist.

* Lefia touches a coplaner outer loop dimention encompasing many inner dimentions which include both the current and alex's dimention.

Alexander Nocturnes > I, on the other hand, have the power of Disco Drop in the closest dimension. Everytime I do the Thriller, girls fall over and are stunned to the floor.
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
Valerie Valate > what're the odds that patch notes for incarna 1.0.1 will have something like: "wearing a skirt no longer prevents fitting weapons to ships" or some other complete wtf ?
< SnusMumriken> what is the server status?
<@PeterPowers> guys, rollback is a rumour, don't believe everything you hear on the internet
<&Chribba> that rumor always pops up
< SnusMumriken> rollback?
<@PeterPowers> SnusMumriken: none
<@PeterPowers> Chribba: each larger patch
<%[CCP]PrismX> guys, rollback is a rumour, don't believe everything you hear on the internet
<%[CCP]PrismX> *suspicious nod nod*
< SnusMumriken> what are you talking about?
<@PeterPowers> [CCP]PrismX: when you say that it gets a totally different sound to it =)
<%[CCP]PrismX> what are YOU talking about!
<@PeterPowers> SnusMumriken: there is no rollback stop spreading rumours
< SnusMumriken> rollback of what?
<%[CCP]PrismX> nothing
<%[CCP]PrismX> Everything is fine. We are winning the war against the infidel Americans. There are no rollbacks here.
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