• Sokhar blames jesus
[Sokhar] and also i blame stavros
[Sokhar] because he didn't buy me a pony ;[
[mim] how mean :(
[Sokhar] inoes
[Sokhar] and also i blame stavros
[Sokhar] because he didn't buy me a pony ;[
[mim] how mean :(
[Sokhar] inoes
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Jouni Kalmar > ok ta kal
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Luigi Thirty > ta kal?
Jouni Kalmar > ta as in thanks, kal as in kalishikov
Jouni Kalmar > /emote stabs luigi
Jouni Kalmar > u just defeated my abreviations
Luigi Thirty > your tlas are doa
Jouni Kalmar > ?
Luigi Thirty > FINISH HIM
Luigi Thirty > /emote stabs Jouni and rips his spine out with his awesome abbreviations
Jouni Kalmar > i'm in a moros
Jouni Kalmar > u have got nothing
Luigi Thirty > i have a ferox
PLZI > as my professional opinion, I'd say you both have brain damage.
Dark Shikari > http://myeve.eve-online.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=559376
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
UPA Terf > ultimate forum whore
UPA Terf > i bow
Coasterbrian > you know, I have no idea how you have so much to say, lol
UPA Terf > hehe i got a comment in o/
Levin Cavil > theres a difference between posting 26 times a day and having something to say
antijan > Can someone remind me what the deal with getting stuff jumped to NDQ is? Everything needs to be packaged and in system right?
antijan > then beg and bribe for someone to jump it for you
Korinne > something like that
ChemicalHazard > yes
ChemicalHazard > you have to make a :0 face with nyk.
ChemicalHazard > Tell him he's a good squirell and you want his nuts.
antijan > is that what :0 means?
Korinne > your 0 face
antijan > Im being really slow, a zero face?
Korinne > the face you'll make when chem gives you a cosby sweater and a flying unicorn
antijan > ahh the old cosby sweater unicorn face
antijan > i know it only too well
antijan > then beg and bribe for someone to jump it for you
Korinne > something like that
ChemicalHazard > yes
ChemicalHazard > you have to make a :0 face with nyk.
ChemicalHazard > Tell him he's a good squirell and you want his nuts.
antijan > is that what :0 means?
Korinne > your 0 face
antijan > Im being really slow, a zero face?
Korinne > the face you'll make when chem gives you a cosby sweater and a flying unicorn
antijan > ahh the old cosby sweater unicorn face
antijan > i know it only too well
Quick'Trader > 1234as5x7fv g1234sdf gyhuijokp123456780hj9-km-47586
Quick'Trader > umm just wiping coffe off my keyboard people
Ghemin > okay I thought maybe you were a droid
Quick'Trader > :-)
Quick'Trader > umm just wiping coffe off my keyboard people
Ghemin > okay I thought maybe you were a droid
Quick'Trader > :-)
KarrToba > I have betrayed the essence of a Caldari ship. Violated it in a way that will never allow it to go home.
Gwynn Tolnesth > you made love to an exhaust port didnt you?
KarrToba > No. I armortanked it and put on pulse lasers.
KarrToba > THEN I made love to the exhaust port. Without lube.
Gwynn Tolnesth > you made love to an exhaust port didnt you?
KarrToba > No. I armortanked it and put on pulse lasers.
KarrToba > THEN I made love to the exhaust port. Without lube.
<SamuraiJack> ER. Pimping YOUR weekend!
<failgull> ER: Making you look at something other than porn.
<SamuraiJack> who needs porn when you are part of this stream of life?
<SamuraiJack> ./ neuromancer
<SamuraiJack> ER would be a pulsar of epicness
<Bele> ER doesn't stop you from watching porn
<failgull> You always need porn. Just the gaps between get larger.
<Bele> MULTITASK MAN
<failgull> Bele: have you ever tried fapping with BC on the air?
<SamuraiJack> oh god the mental images
<SamuraiJack> HELL NO
<failgull> xD
<SamuraiJack> failgul. i hate you
* SamuraiJack goes to get the wifflebat
<failgull> One mind down, more to go. :D
<failgull> ER: Making you look at something other than porn.
<SamuraiJack> who needs porn when you are part of this stream of life?
<SamuraiJack> ./ neuromancer
<SamuraiJack> ER would be a pulsar of epicness
<Bele> ER doesn't stop you from watching porn
<failgull> You always need porn. Just the gaps between get larger.
<Bele> MULTITASK MAN
<failgull> Bele: have you ever tried fapping with BC on the air?
<SamuraiJack> oh god the mental images
<SamuraiJack> HELL NO
<failgull> xD
<SamuraiJack> failgul. i hate you
* SamuraiJack goes to get the wifflebat
<failgull> One mind down, more to go. :D
Infinity Ziona > Ie I'd rather play with a barbie then a gi joe cause least I can feel her fake boobs
Cassius Longinus > my oldest daughter is awesome
Cassius Longinus > my youngest is going to kill someone
Cassius Longinus > or have a beer can up her ass
Cassius Longinus > my youngest is going to kill someone
Cassius Longinus > or have a beer can up her ass