Terk Hunt > This whole game seems repetitive and somewhat like slogging through four feet of cold slush in nothing but my tighty whities.... what am I doing wrong.
* Obsidian Hawk gives bjorn a hooker
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
Bjorn Stahle > afk 1/2 hour
* Bjorn Stahle realizes that looks bad...
Bjorn Stahle > but goes afk anyways
Recusor > 2 weeks ago i went to france and belgium to see soem old battlefields. on the way back someone tried to bring a souvenir grenade on the plane
Recusor > it didnt go over too well
Recusor > it didnt go over too well
Mazzic Karde > did you know that chuck norris doesnt carry a lantern
Mazzic Karde > the grue carries a lantern to avoid chuck norris
Mazzic Karde > the grue carries a lantern to avoid chuck norris
JumpinJesus > being nice to a girl on the internet wont get you anywhere near her vagine
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Pr0pt3rhawk > damn it
JumpinJesus > vagina*
Pr0pt3rhawk > you would know whouldnt you
JumpinJesus > ofc, im the old, bitter one
JumpinJesus > im here to teach you the ways of the internet my young padawan
JumpinJesus > lesson one
JumpinJesus > drop your pants and bend over
Pr0pt3rhawk > rofl, ive been on long enough to know the rules
JumpinJesus > you havent been on this planet for long enough to know any rules
Pr0pt3rhawk > took you that long to learn em eh?
Pr0pt3rhawk > sad
JumpinJesus > i only got internet last night
JumpinJesus > what can i say
JumpinJesus > im a fast learner
Pr0pt3rhawk > omish i guess?
JumpinJesus > and what would omish be?
Pr0pt3rhawk > people who sit arounnd hopping there lak of worldl itrest getts them somhwere
JumpinJesus > even your language skills are on a 12 yr old lvl
Pr0pt3rhawk > sorry if im not a typist
JumpinJesus > a "typist"
JumpinJesus > so youre a "bangist" ?
JumpinJesus > head->keayboard
JumpinJesus > hoping to make sense?
Gísli > I was at the park, and i saw kids playing hide and seek.
Gísli > and i started crying because i realised life is like hide and seek
Gísli > and you have to decide wether you want to be a hider or a seeker :'(
Ikvar > Gizli what the fuck
Gizli > and when i got home, i turned on the news and saw that 3 people died in a car crash in new york today
Gizli > aaaand my dad bought the wrong sort of yogurt for me
Gizli > this is like the worst day of my life
Ikvar > Faggot.
Gísli > and i started crying because i realised life is like hide and seek
Gísli > and you have to decide wether you want to be a hider or a seeker :'(
Ikvar > Gizli what the fuck
Gizli > and when i got home, i turned on the news and saw that 3 people died in a car crash in new york today
Gizli > aaaand my dad bought the wrong sort of yogurt for me
Gizli > this is like the worst day of my life
Ikvar > Faggot.
Tamora > i havent humped the roids for about 2 years
Rodge > i get around 121 crok/minute. so it's a fairly decent way of making money
Tamora > i wouldnt lower myself.
Tamora > mugging old grannies is by far better way to make money :P
Rodge > it's only worth doing that on pension day though
Rodge > mining pays out every day! :)
Tamora > yeah. im fed up with selling false teeth on ebay. the returns on non-fitment are staggering.
Rodge > is there a big market then on 2nd hand false teeth?
Tamora > only if you sell a lil wind up motor with them. people love them jumping around their desks.
Rodge > ah, you're the person who supplies those annoying things......
Tamora > o/
Rodge > i get around 121 crok/minute. so it's a fairly decent way of making money
Tamora > i wouldnt lower myself.
Tamora > mugging old grannies is by far better way to make money :P
Rodge > it's only worth doing that on pension day though
Rodge > mining pays out every day! :)
Tamora > yeah. im fed up with selling false teeth on ebay. the returns on non-fitment are staggering.
Rodge > is there a big market then on 2nd hand false teeth?
Tamora > only if you sell a lil wind up motor with them. people love them jumping around their desks.
Rodge > ah, you're the person who supplies those annoying things......
Tamora > o/
Majin Shouten > ahoy fleet location ?
Khornne > vent
Shamrock1 > yes
Majin Shouten > cant find vent in places & people
Khornne > vent
Shamrock1 > yes
Majin Shouten > cant find vent in places & people
Synapse> I misread"defensive driving" as "defensivedrawing" ... the first thing I thought ofwas like.. drawing goatse to scare away muggers or somthing...
Synapse> ... I feel like itmight actually work..
Synapse> ... I feel like itmight actually work..
Aquillar > wtf
Aquillar > every time I sign in I get dropped in the rookie help channel
chillx > CCP trying to tell yo something?
Aquillar > every time I sign in I get dropped in the rookie help channel
chillx > CCP trying to tell yo something?