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tappad [tfn..]: Should have a scimitar-only fleet where we put 2 artys, 2 remoteshield, some tank and some random in lows, then just go
appad [tfn..]: 30 scimitars, only!
agrajag119 [pxin]: and name it mosquito fleet
agrajag119 [pxin]: they just sit there and buzz in your ear all day
tappad [tfn..]: The mantra of such a fleet would be; "we probably do not possess the damage output to kill you, equally as probable as you will not easily be able to kill any one of you, but one thing is certain; reapproaching that gate is going to be the longest 12 km you have ever experienced in eve!"
<Nagatier> After last night's titan destruction, I'm officially a registered torpedophile.
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
AIRWARF > so UFO guess what
Polny > Hes afk
ufo8mycat > k back
Polny > wb, khaz has something to say
Khazorath > warf does
AIRWARF > i got them out
ufo8mycat > Amazazing
AIRWARF > <-- pro
Khazorath > you got your genitals out of your zip?
AIRWARF > that could be one way of looking at it... yes
Khazorath > remember, zip up slowly
Funless Saisima [srne]: There should be a way to make isk in EFT. I spend more time playing with EFT than actually playing eve now.
Joshua Darkmoor > o/
Kenneth McCoy > o/
Alrione > o/
Janu Hull > o/
Admiral Shively > o/
Anaesthera > why is everyone drowning
Ceallach > no lifeguard
TraderCat360 > Eh, I'm going for Titans on my main, so I need as much supplimentary cash as I can get while I'm training my main up
TraderCat360 > Rats are back at IV AB 5
vidas > mining in a probe do not give you much cash
TraderCat360 > It will once you're in an indy ship.
TraderCat360 > <br>I think.
vidas > you mining with a Industrial ship?
TraderCat360 > I will be soon.
TraderCat360 > Yeah
TraderCat360 > Kinda doing my own terminology thing.
vidas > with 1 Miner II you can't get much
TraderCat360 > So mining barges are the way to go?
vidas > hehe
vidas > manuafacture makes big money
TraderCat360 > I want that caldari titan so bad. I don't care what it's called.
vidas > depends on what play style you want
TraderCat360 > BOOM BOOM
TraderCat360 > ^I want that
TraderCat360 > Well guys, nice talking. I gotta go after I drop off this load.
vidas > cya
fusher > sorry i just came into this system , thats a joke right?
fusher > the whole titan thing
vidas > hehe... dunno
fusher > i pray that it isnt , the thought of someone training for a titan and mining for it solo in 0.6 is a picture to remember
vidas > i can't even picture that
vidas > question makes headache, so i don't do it
fusher > ill come back in 10 years and see how hes doing
CEO > I went down on a gal once who farted ...
me > o.0
CEO > she claimed it was a pussy fart but I knew better and wasnt havin none of that shit...
me > wanna rephrase that?
friend > why?
CEO > so I did an end around on her and stuck her face into my asshole
friend > makes perfect sense
CEO > and told her to say the lords blessing thanking HIM for the great chili!
CEO > and I cut loose with the loudest fart i could summon
friend > *falls off his chair*
Lar Gunta > man, all the BM sellers in escrow remind me of all the viagra spam i get in my mailbox.
Ticondrius > Dude...
Ticondrius > that is SO going on OMGRAWR...
Valarianna > There's a sucker born every minute, evidently back in 1977 it was my minute
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