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Jim Raynor > SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!!
MaRaChi BlasT > snakes on a motherf*ckin' plane!
Jim Raynor > NO JAMES BOND, NO SNAKES IN THAT
Jim Raynor > SHREK THE THIRD? GREEN.. BUT NOT A SNAKE!
Hey You > GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES OFF THE MOTHERF*CKING PLANE
* Frank Horrigan passes out more cookies, and hot anime girls
Frank Horrigan > now's my chance!
* Frank Horrigan runs for the torrinos gate while all the ebil pirates are laying on the floor with tummy aches from to many cookies
CoffeeCup > /emote rolls by in a Kestrel
CoffeeCup > /emote is in your beltz ... mining your roidz
Centinel 6 > and after my third arrest and court ordered anger management counseling, ive learned to channel my anger in this game
Sn0wst0rm > my family always did cats.
Azia Burgi > oO
Azia Burgi > oookaaaay
Fried Chickenn > god i love explosions
Pandemoniac > yeah, they're like space orgasms.
Alasdairr > cause i could afford a Covetor quite easily, except i don't have the skills yet
Kasterian > You need a metric buttload of skills, firs.
Kitiara Armitage > Cubic Assload, Kast. Cubic Assload. :)
Goldengamegod > the Covetor rocks
Heledion > okay, kast - exactly how big IS a 'metric buttload' :)
Heledion > whose butt, anyways? :D
Alasdairr > persumably about 1m^3
Kasterian > 100th the size of a metric fuckton.
Asbalon Jade > either parts is really friggen high... I just died... or I lost the last marble in my bag... of all three...
High Sierra > you had marbles?
Partsking > Could be a mix of all.
Partsking > Asbalon.
Asbalon Jade > if its a mix.... next thing you know I'll get the urge to huff c320 gas again...
Partsking > Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Asbalon Jade > just let me grab my stinger missle launcher and they'll be better than shooting stars...
Partsking > :D
Asbalon Jade > they even scream while flying to earth...
WNxWolfy > Make a wish kids!
Ar Marr > stinger missile launcer? what happened to the teddy bear launcers?
Ruban Spangler > o/
WNxWolfy > Rocket propelled chainsaw ftw
Asbalon Jade > that just shows you how stupified I am roland...
Ar Marr > hey ruban
Asbalon Jade > Never would of thought to seeya here again
High Sierra > you know why they have lifejackets on planes?
Ruban Spangler > anything exciting in GW right now?
WNxWolfy > Sierra > For safety regulations?
High Sierra > nope
WNxWolfy > No, nothing at all ruban. Nothing at all. No ships to shoot, nothing.
Partsking > Roland came back, though. o/
WNxWolfy > Who's roland
Ruban Spangler > i'll see if I can fix my R&D agents then
Asbalon Jade > still cant believe it...
High Sierra > its so if the plane comes down and by chance its heading to a mountain, all the passengers can inflate them, throw them at the mountain and scream 'GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN'
WNxWolfy > DEFINITELY NOTHING AT ALL
High Sierra > true that
Asbalon Jade > ya know for a moment I thought you were going to say they could all go indiana jones on the mointain...
High Sierra > now that would be silly
] Asbalon Jade > nah.. it'd be fun to watch..
Asbalon Jade > "weeeeehhhh!" *thud* "wheeeeee!" *thud* .....
Asbalon Jade > boy am i dark today...
Strike Seventeen > wouldnt it just be "thud" and then a people shaped hole in the ground?
WNxWolfy > Lolwat
Asbalon Jade > depends how long they take between them jumping and hitting the mountain...
High Sierra > have you ever hit a cow with a shovel?
High Sierra > its sounds like that
WNxWolfy > .......
WNxWolfy > Don't think I have
High Sierra > you should try it
Ar Marr > gotta deal with rl for a bit... afk... i'll def be back later this evening
High Sierra > tbh if you havent hit a cow with a shovel then you havent lived
Belatrix Ventox > or cow tipping
Asbalon Jade > so kind of like a ... fleshy thud followed by an angry moo?
High Sierra > well on
High Sierra > no
High Sierra > cows dont really get angry
High Sierra > startled
Strike Seventeen > they get even?
High Sierra > cows are good at startled
Chian Dorado > Chick-fil-A cows do
High Sierra > and staring
WNxWolfy > I eh
jahamesh neutron > mmm chick-fil-a
WNxWolfy > I think I'm just going to continue flying with the fleet.
High Sierra > nothing like a good stare from a cow to make you feel uncomfortable
High Sierra > or slightly turned on
Strike Seventeen > and decorating my dinner plate with ribeyes
WNxWolfy > Right.
Strike Seventeen > thats it, 22 degrees be damned, im firing up the grill tonight
High Sierra > there used to be this one cow in the field at the back of my dads place
High Sierra > lovely eyes
WNxWolfy > Oh god
Partsking > /emote steps away from HS.
WNxWolfy > I er
WNxWolfy > I think it's better if we shut sierra up now
Partsking > or....pix plz?
High Sierra > what?
High Sierra > dont tell me you've never looked into those depthless bown eyes
High Sierra > and found yourself touching your nipples
Partsking > lmao
WNxWolfy > .....
WNxWolfy > No, I've never.
Asbalon Jade > and you guys were EVER afraid of me.. yeah.. right...
Tyree Jinx > what are rigging skill books under??
Feeesh > Mechanic
Tyree Jinx > thanks
Feeesh > Np, the bill's in the mail :3
Swamp Ziro > and due to mail bug, you'll have to keep paying it every day
Swamp Ziro > till you're broke
<Havien> to give up on life is to admit defeat
<Havien> to kill yourself is to laugh in the face of life and say "I win!"
<Rooker> To grab Death by the throat and spit in the fucker's face is to be Chuck Norris
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