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<DJ_Xyliana> bah feel like a truck hit me today
<MrBlades> Was it a sexy truck?
* TaxiGirl shakes her head
<MrBlades> Wasnt me then
<MrBlades> For I am a sexy truck of love
<MrBlades> Vroom vroom
<DJ_Xyliana> oh my
heljareldur > hehe I got 2 E500 and one heavy diminishing
Gibri > gonna camp kolobos and suck him off?
kolobos > theres a quote
Lucita Thoron > eeew
Quinti Aurelius > So dante, want to hear a funny story ?
Quinti Aurelius > my roomate has literly been bitching about this cricket for about 2 months now
Quinti Aurelius > well i cought the little fuc*er today and trapped him
Death's Embrace > LMAO
Quinti Aurelius > didn't kill him, just trapped
Quinti Aurelius > then i took a picture of it with my phone and sent it to my roomate with a note that said "what is the bounty on him"
Calayn > lmao
Death's Embrace > that is some funny sh*t
Quinti Aurelius > so naturally he told me to F off at first, then i made it clear that i was going to release him in his room
Quinti Aurelius > unless he paid me: six cans of spaghetti o's, a case of beer, and some Checkers fast food.
Dru Essex > lmao, one of the guys who blobbed my domi emailed me to high five me for the nice fit
Entity > vice, you hate me too? :S
Entity cries
Viceroy > Ofc not Entity
Viceroy > I love you with manly passion so great that my buttocks sweat at the sight of your name
Davion Vrynn > Let's clean up this mess and go home shall we?
Vanzer > and I only shot at you twice....
Davion Vrynn > Wait...
Davion Vrynn > You SHOT at me?
Vanzer > uh... no.
Koyang Jiu > self destruction is not the answer. this is eve online, not emo online.
<+Ulviirala> how does a minmatar tackle your ship?
<+Ulviirala> he gets a rope and ties it to the stargate
Siren Shiva > My theory on Verone is:
Siren Shiva > He's really female. But he doesnt want to tell because he's afraid of lesbian attacks.
Verone > rawr, lesbians can attack me any time they want...
Verone > prefereably in large numbers
Verone > covered in whip cream and chocolate sauce
Taize > Tekka...you look like a clone of a well known eve player :)
Nafri > now you may hurt takkas fealings
Tekka > like omg who
Taize > daakkon
Tekka > lol
Tekka > omgmyhero
Taize > mine too :)
Nafri > daakkon is everyones hero, ist he?
Taize > my hero is tank ceo
Tekka > tank is a nub
Taize > that may be tekka...but you have to admire someone who is 100% openly gay and has no qualms about it...
Tekka > ....
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