Ken Storm > The 'Final' upgrade is in 2032 when EvE replaces reality...
Niraia > what if there's a bug that breaks shitting? everyone complains, but ccp take a month to agree that there's a problem, then release a fix two months later after adding 50 new species of fish
Niraia > but everyone has already exploded, and everything is covered in shit
Niraia > what if there's a bug that breaks shitting? everyone complains, but ccp take a month to agree that there's a problem, then release a fix two months later after adding 50 new species of fish
Niraia > but everyone has already exploded, and everything is covered in shit
Luthentius > Hello there
Luthentius > I've a small problem
Tristam Izumi > sorry, we only have big answers
Luthentius > I've a small problem
Tristam Izumi > sorry, we only have big answers
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Tatsue says: http://omerta.altgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111
Tatsue says: Frightening
Rhagnor says: No wonder you lot are so afk ingame
Rhagnor says: next time I want to talk to you I'll just post on the forums
Tatsue says: http://omerta.altgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111
Tatsue says: Frightening
Rhagnor says: No wonder you lot are so afk ingame
Rhagnor says: next time I want to talk to you I'll just post on the forums
Discrodia > JESUS CHRIST IT'S A DRUNK DIPLOMAT! GET IN THE CAR AND READY TEH TITS
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
Discrodia > *****TITANS!!!!!!!
Discrodia > fuck
Riley Moore > i don't even know what an onyx is
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Brock Nelson > me either
Riley Moore > appart from being a pokemon
Amarr Citizen 155 > what is an onyx?
Brock Nelson > its an oxytope maker?
Riley Moore > a pokemon anal-beads made of rocks
Brock Nelson > ac155 would love to have that anal beads for his bday present
Amarr Citizen 155 > my b-day isnt till june
Amarr Citizen 155 > i want it now
Riley Moore > http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/9a/095Onix.png/160px-095Onix.png
Brock Nelson > valentines present?
Amarr Citizen 155 > umm
Brock Nelson > good lord
Molly Mayhem > god that's horribly hilarious
Molly Mayhem > given the current conversation
Molly Mayhem > AC I recommend not putting the spike near any delicate tissues
Brock Nelson > is there anything delicate left in ac?
Brock Nelson > besides his emotion
Molly Mayhem > good point
Molly Mayhem > we should find out
Amarr Citizen 155 > nope
Amarr Citizen 155 > i can take it
Amarr Citizen 155 > shove it in there
Amarr Citizen 155 > yank it out
Dorian Novak > these guristas
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Dorian Novak > they dont seem to like me very much
Dorian Novak > thayre all shooting me :(
the johnster > they have no reason
Dorian Novak > i know... makes me feel sad
the johnster > dont
the johnster > i understand u
Dorian Novak > its as if ive thoughtlessly slaughtered hundreds apon thousands of their comrades and tied their wives to the front of my ship *looks at front of ship* oops
Dorian Novak > at least i didnt impale their babies on the antennas
the johnster > Thats not a reason to behave
the johnster > lyke they do
Dorian Novak > i know. it wasnt that major
the johnster > it must be the drugs
Dorian Novak > probably it. damn crash
Ikvar > I forgot you can't use them :)
Cmdr Patrick > fuck off
Cmdr Patrick > i can use a t2 large dick
Ikvar > I bet you could use a T2 large dick but that's not the issue here
Cmdr Patrick > fuck off
Cmdr Patrick > i can use a t2 large dick
Ikvar > I bet you could use a T2 large dick but that's not the issue here
evePreD > you speak too much.
Skirge > Or perhaps you dont speak enough?
Ryo Jang > not out fault our amazing wit and comical banter is stunning you all into silence
Ryo Jang > DEFY - the comedy channel of corps
Ryo Jang > we are just one rolling trainwreck after another
Skirge > Or perhaps you dont speak enough?
Ryo Jang > not out fault our amazing wit and comical banter is stunning you all into silence
Ryo Jang > DEFY - the comedy channel of corps
Ryo Jang > we are just one rolling trainwreck after another
<Levin> tbh Stavros instead of kicking sokhar you shuold just ban him for like 5 minutes, his add will kick in and he will go do something else
Marchant LaCroix > There's an adventurous man in my bed.